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Tom Segura: Sledgehammer

She's like, "Tom?" "Tom?" And I go, "Goddammit." "This sounds real." So I got up,I made...

She's like, "Tom?" "Tom?" And I go, "Goddammit." [laughter] "This sounds real." So I got up,
I made myself something to eat

Full Transcript

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She's like, "Tom?"
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"Tom?"
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And I go, "Goddammit."
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[laughter]
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"This sounds real."
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So I got up, I made myself something to eat.
Duration
18 seconds
Views
41
Timestamp in Movie
00:35:24
Uploaded
Apr 18, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Tom discusses his "admiration" for Brad Pitt, what it's like to raise two sons, and the lessons he learned from sharing his gummies with his mother at a performance in Phoenix, Arizona, in front of an energizing sold-out audience.
And I was like, "All right." - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:09
And I was like, "All right."
I… I can't see anything. I'm just following her cries for help. - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:06
I… I can't see anything. I'm just following her cr...
And I finally find her sitting at the bottom of the stairs. - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:06
And I finally find her sitting at the bottom of the stairs.
And I go, "What are you doing?" She goes, "I think I sprained my ankle." - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:45
And I go, "What are you doing?" She goes, "I ...
[laughter] - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:12
[laughter]
The operator goes, "911." - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:12
The operator goes, "911."
He's like, "Okay." - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:38
He's like, "Okay."
[cheers fading] - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:22
[cheers fading]
They go, "What happened?" I go, "You know the deal." - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:23
They go, "What happened?" I go, "You know the...
Like, they put her leg in a brace. You know? Start giving her an IV. - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:05
Like, they put her leg in a brace. You know? Start giving he...
I lean over to her - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:08
I lean over to her
I go, "Hey, I wanna tell you something." - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:21
I go, "Hey, I wanna tell you something."
And a few moments later, - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:07
And a few moments later,
She goes, "Guys?" - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:07
She goes, "Guys?"
And she goes, "He would never hurt me." - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:50
And she goes, "He would never hurt me."
- [laughter] - [scattered applause] - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:07
- [laughter] - [scattered applause]
So… - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:21
So…
- So I got snipped. Yeah. - [women cheering] - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:06
- So I got snipped. Yeah. - [women cheering]
The women always cheer and there's always one guy that boos. - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:06
The women always cheer and there's always one guy that ...
[laughter] - Tom Segura: Sledgehammer 00:06
[laughter]