"Tomcats" quotes

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At the wedding of a friend, the remaining bachelors bet on staying single. Seven years later, one of the two remaining loses $51,000 in Vegas. He must get the other guy married to cash in and pay his debt or die. A cute woman helps h

Director: Gregory Poirier
Writer: Gregory Poirier
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 2001
MetaScore: 15/100
ImdbRating: 5.4
BoxOffice: $13,558,739
Released: 30 Mar 2001
Awards: 2 nominations

34 Clips

Yo Cherry come here Come here Cherry - Tomcats 00:11
Yo Cherry come here Come here Cherry
Don't worry buddy You're at the Hard Rock - Tomcats 00:09
Don't worry buddy You're at the Hard Rock
Two things I hate Chicks who want commitment - Tomcats 00:07
Two things I hate Chicks who want commitment
Hey sit down This is MichaeI And she's a student - Tomcats 00:05
Hey sit down This is MichaeI And she's a student
I hate this shade of Iipstick Stays on your dick for a week - Tomcats 00:12
I hate this shade of Iipstick Stays on your dick for a week
I toId you I hate sushi - Tomcats 00:09
I toId you I hate sushi
You piece of sIime - Tomcats 00:04
You piece of sIime
You said it We're on the same waveIength - Tomcats 00:17
You said it We're on the same waveIength
What is that - Tomcats 00:06
What is that
That's right You shouId think Iong and hard about what you did - Tomcats 00:11
That's right You shouId think Iong and hard about what you...
This is fantastic You're Iike a big bad dominatrix - Tomcats 00:14
This is fantastic You're Iike a big bad dominatrix
The Scarlet Letter - Tomcats 00:08
The Scarlet Letter
You've been a bad bad boy - Tomcats 00:11
You've been a bad bad boy
So you don't respect books - Tomcats 00:10
So you don't respect books
One whack for every day overdue - Tomcats 00:06
One whack for every day overdue
I know about boys Iike you - Tomcats 00:08
I know about boys Iike you
I want my baII - Tomcats 00:24
I want my baII
If I ever get married it'II be to a cosmetics counter girI - Tomcats 00:23
If I ever get married it'II be to a cosmetics counter girI
It's Iike I found this huge spirituaI side to myseIf that - Tomcats 00:14
It's Iike I found this huge spirituaI side to myseIf that
These wiII go with my horny deviI socks - Tomcats 00:04
These wiII go with my horny deviI socks
You're under arrest you sick fuck - Tomcats 00:04
You're under arrest you sick fuck
I Iove the smeII of bridesmaids in the morning - Tomcats 00:05
I Iove the smeII of bridesmaids in the morning
Ling take your penis out of the tartar sauce You Iook great - Tomcats 00:05
Ling take your penis out of the tartar sauce You Iook great
I know you'd probabIy Iove to have me hang around so you can - Tomcats 00:08
I know you'd probabIy Iove to have me hang around so you can
That's right You are a doodIebug - Tomcats 00:12
That's right You are a doodIebug
I don't know - Tomcats 00:24
I don't know
NataIie get out of there Save yourseIf It's the dick of death - Tomcats 00:06
NataIie get out of there Save yourseIf It's the dick of...
CaII me mistress you disgusting IittIe worm - Tomcats 00:06
CaII me mistress you disgusting IittIe worm
I'm faIIing for KyIe - Tomcats 00:13
I'm faIIing for KyIe
I fuck and I fuck and I can't get any reIief - Tomcats 00:04
I fuck and I fuck and I can't get any reIief
Ooh I am going to hurt you tonight - Tomcats 00:06
Ooh I am going to hurt you tonight
I'm curious Mr DeIaney How did you get the money - Tomcats 00:12
I'm curious Mr DeIaney How did you get the money
The first woman you see The first woman you see - Tomcats 00:12
The first woman you see The first woman you see
Say it - Tomcats 00:36
Say it

Cast

Michael Delany - Jerry O'Connell
Natalie Parker - Shannon Elizabeth
Kyle Brenner - Jake Busey
Steve - Horatio Sanz
Tricia - Jaime Pressly
Officer Hurley - Bernie Casey
Dr. Crawford - David Ogden Stiers
Shelby - Julia Schultz
Kimberly - Kam Heskin
Mr. MacDonald - J. Kenneth Campbell
Grandfather MacDonald - Buck Kartalian
Grandmother MacDonald - Alexa Power
Sikh Elvis Chaplain - Anthony Azizi
Janet - Lauren Moore
Vegas Bartender - Bryan Birge
Gorgeous Redhead - Amber Smith
Stick Man - Philip Jon Schultz
Blackjack Dealer - Tommy Canary
Pit Boss - Bill Hufsey
Repo Man - Conrad Goode
Golfing Girl - Tracy Kay
Consuela - Sole Alberti
Cheating Wife - Nina Kaczorowski
Homeless Man - Scott Lincoln
Barfing Girl - Monica Snow
Hawaiian Singer - Amy Hanaiali'i Gilliom
Lady in Library - Florence Stone Fevergeon
Moustache Lady - Joan Blair
Steve's Nurse - Kinga Philipps
Nurse Nancy - Sandra Taylor
Centerfold - Katie Lohmann
Nurse in Waste Storage - Lucille M. Oliver
Orderly with Sticky Buns - Bill Kohne
Girl in Michael's Dream - Diana Terranova
Girl in Michael's Dream - Lisa Marie Waishes
Girl in Michael's Dream - Stephanie Chao
Girl in Michael's Dream - Nikita Ager
French Maitre D' - Doug Carfrae
Stripper - Sara Ashlyn
Stripper - Lisa Lopez
Stripper - Jovanna Vitiello
Stripper - Danielle Ciardi
Stripper - Cinna Bunz-Bowie
Stripper - Millicent Ally
Stripper - Candice Michelle
Stripper - Carrie Carroll
Male Stripper - Tre Temptor
Mistaken Bride - Shelby Stockton
Mistaken Groom - Eric Gilliom
Little Girl in Park - Dakota Fanning
Chasing Cop - Barry Sigismondi
Animal Rights Activist - Robin Kaye Shaw
Mistaken Natalie - Heather Ankeny
Carrot Lover - Joseph D. Reitman
Hollywood Blvd. Cop - Christian Whelan
Hollywood Blvd. Cop - Steve Fitchpatrick
Wedding Guest - Michelle Arthur
Poker Player - Jesse Bernstein
Lifeguard - Darcy Donavan
Wedding Guest - Richard A. Eisenstein
Girl in Michael's Dream - Kimberly Fisher
Carlos - Bill Maher
Uncle Murray - Garry Marshall
Body double - Sandra McCurdy
Girl in Restaurant - Ashlyn Messick
Girl in Restaurant - Kayley Messick
Wedding Patron - Johan-Carl Nowack
Sampson - Emilio Rivera
Gang Member - Thomas Rosales Jr.
Altar Boy - Austin Stout
High Roller - Michael A. Tessiero