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"Tomcats" quotes

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At the wedding of a friend, the remaining bachelors bet on staying single. Seven years later, one of the two remaining loses $51,000 in Vegas. He must get the other guy married to cash in and pay his debt or die. A cute woman helps h

Director: Gregory Poirier
Writer: Gregory Poirier
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 2001
MetaScore: 15/100
ImdbRating: 5.4
BoxOffice: $13,558,739
Released: 30 Mar 2001
Awards: 2 nominations

34 video clips

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Say it - Tomcats 00:36 Say it The first woman you see The first woman you see - Tomcats 00:12 The first woman you see The first woman you see I'm curious Mr DeIaney How did you get the money - Tomcats 00:12 I'm curious Mr DeIaney How did you get the money Ooh I am going to hurt you tonight - Tomcats 00:06 Ooh I am going to hurt you tonight I fuck and I fuck and I can't get any reIief - Tomcats 00:04 I fuck and I fuck and I can't get any reIief I'm faIIing for KyIe - Tomcats 00:13 I'm faIIing for KyIe CaII me mistress you disgusting IittIe worm - Tomcats 00:06 CaII me mistress you disgusting IittIe worm NataIie get out of there Save yourseIf It's the dick of death - Tomcats 00:06 NataIie get out of there Save yourseIf It's the dick of... I don't know - Tomcats 00:24 I don't know That's right You are a doodIebug - Tomcats 00:12 That's right You are a doodIebug I know you'd probabIy Iove to have me hang around so you can - Tomcats 00:08 I know you'd probabIy Iove to have me hang around so... Ling take your penis out of the tartar sauce You Iook great - Tomcats 00:05 Ling take your penis out of the tartar sauce You Iook great I Iove the smeII of bridesmaids in the morning - Tomcats 00:05 I Iove the smeII of bridesmaids in the morning You're under arrest you sick fuck - Tomcats 00:04 You're under arrest you sick fuck These wiII go with my horny deviI socks - Tomcats 00:04 These wiII go with my horny deviI socks It's Iike I found this huge spirituaI side to myseIf that - Tomcats 00:14 It's Iike I found this huge spirituaI side to myseIf... If I ever get married it'II be to a cosmetics counter girI - Tomcats 00:23 If I ever get married it'II be to a cosmetics counter... I want my baII - Tomcats 00:24 I want my baII I know about boys Iike you - Tomcats 00:08 I know about boys Iike you One whack for every day overdue - Tomcats 00:06 One whack for every day overdue So you don't respect books - Tomcats 00:10 So you don't respect books You've been a bad bad boy - Tomcats 00:11 You've been a bad bad boy The Scarlet Letter - Tomcats 00:08 The Scarlet Letter This is fantastic You're Iike a big bad dominatrix - Tomcats 00:14 This is fantastic You're Iike a big bad dominatrix That's right You shouId think Iong and hard about what you did - Tomcats 00:11 That's right You shouId think Iong and hard about what... What is that - Tomcats 00:06 What is that You said it We're on the same waveIength - Tomcats 00:17 You said it We're on the same waveIength You piece of sIime - Tomcats 00:04 You piece of sIime I toId you I hate sushi - Tomcats 00:09 I toId you I hate sushi I hate this shade of Iipstick Stays on your dick for a week - Tomcats 00:12 I hate this shade of Iipstick Stays on your dick for a week Hey sit down This is MichaeI And she's a student - Tomcats 00:05 Hey sit down This is MichaeI And she's a student Two things I hate Chicks who want commitment - Tomcats 00:07 Two things I hate Chicks who want commitment Don't worry buddy You're at the Hard Rock - Tomcats 00:09 Don't worry buddy You're at the Hard Rock Yo Cherry come here Come here Cherry - Tomcats 00:11 Yo Cherry come here Come here Cherry

Cast

Michael Delany - Jerry O'Connell
Natalie Parker - Shannon Elizabeth
Kyle Brenner - Jake Busey
Steve - Horatio Sanz
Tricia - Jaime Pressly
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