Oh If I get married it's going to be a cosmetics counter girl. Why a cosmetics counter...
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Kyle:
Oh If I get married it's going to be a cosmetics counter girl.
Michael:
Why a cosmetics counter girl?
Kyle:
It's the perfect woman, man. You know they're always going to smell good and wear makeup, plus, they're not too ambitious so they'll make a good wife AND they're not going to be one of those damn feminist bitches that keep their own last name when you marry them.
Steve:
Like my mom?
Kyle:
Yeah, exactly.
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If I ever get married it'II be to a cosmetics counter girI
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Why a cosmetics counter girI GriII some steaks and
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They're the perfect woman They'II aIways smeII good and wear makeup
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They're not too ambitious
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And they won't be a damn feminist bitch
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keeps her own name when you marry
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Like my mother Yeah exactIy
Clip duration: 23 seconds
Views: 133
Timestamp in movie: 00h 33m 49s
Uploaded: 01 April, 2022
Genres: comedy
Summary: At the wedding of a friend, the remaining bachelors bet on staying single. Seven years later, one of the two remaining loses $51,000 in Vegas. He must get the other guy married to cash in and pay his debt or die. A cute woman helps h
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00:08 I know about boys Iike you
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00:10 So you don't respect books
00:11 You've been a bad bad boy
00:08 The Scarlet Letter
00:14 This is fantastic You're Iike a big bad dominatrix
00:11 That's right You shouId think Iong and hard about what...
00:06 What is that
00:17 You said it We're on the same waveIength
00:04 You piece of sIime
00:09 I toId you I hate sushi
00:12 I hate this shade of Iipstick Stays on your dick for a week
00:05 Hey sit down This is MichaeI And she's a student
00:07 Two things I hate Chicks who want commitment
00:09 Don't worry buddy You're at the Hard Rock
00:11 Yo Cherry come here Come here Cherry
00:36 Say it
00:12 The first woman you see The first woman you see
00:12 I'm curious Mr DeIaney How did you get the money