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"Tommy Boy" quotes

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After his auto-parts tycoon father dies, the overweight, underachieving son teams up with a snide accountant to try and save the family business.

Director: Peter Segal
Writer: Bonnie Turner, Terry Turner
Production: N/A
Genre: adventure, comedy
Year: 1995
MetaScore: 46/100
ImdbRating: 7.1
BoxOffice: $32,679,899
Released: 31 Mar 1995
Awards: 1 win & 2 nominations

113 video clips

TommyRichardPaul BarishRichard HaydenMichelleHelenKid In BankMr. BradyReservationistRay ZalinskyZalinskyFrank RittenhauerBoardroom Woman'no' ManagerThomas 'tommy' Callahan IiiBoardroom ManMrs. NelsonBeverly Barish, Aka Beverly BurnsTed ReillyPriestBig TomLittle Girl At CarnivalRon GilmoreGas Attendant
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I can get a good look at a T bone by sticking my head up a bull's ass - Tommy Boy 00:30 I can get a good look at a T bone by sticking my head up a... Him too afraid to get out - Tommy Boy 01:20 Him too afraid to get out Sorry about your car - Tommy Boy 00:31 Sorry about your car I can't do this anymore - Tommy Boy 01:05 I can't do this anymore You can get a good look at a T bone by sticking your head up a butcher's ass - Tommy Boy 01:03 You can get a good look at a T bone by sticking your head up... I can reserve you a flight coming back from Chicago at 5 - Tommy Boy 00:22 I can reserve you a flight coming back from Chicago at 5 Then guess what - Tommy Boy 00:59 Then guess what I am your fah ther - Tommy Boy 00:43 I am your fah ther We got a little problem here - Tommy Boy 01:26 We got a little problem here Let's think about this for a sec - Tommy Boy 01:12 Let's think about this for a sec What my associate is trying say is - Tommy Boy 01:03 What my associate is trying say is Brothers don't shake hands - Tommy Boy 00:11 Brothers don't shake hands Did you hear I finally graduated - Tommy Boy 00:14 Did you hear I finally graduated Does this suit make me look fat - Tommy Boy 00:05 Does this suit make me look fat I know where you live and I've seen where you sleep - Tommy Boy 00:15 I know where you live and I've seen where you sleep I l left a message - Tommy Boy 00:26 I l left a message Mommy the rhino's close to the car - Tommy Boy 00:46 Mommy the rhino's close to the car You want mint for pillow - Tommy Boy 00:20 You want mint for pillow I thought they were on my side - Tommy Boy 00:25 I thought they were on my side That's gonna leave a mark - Tommy Boy 00:05 That's gonna leave a mark Is this your coat - Tommy Boy 00:28 Is this your coat You're not your dad - Tommy Boy 00:20 You're not your dad What's your name - Tommy Boy 01:05 What's your name What were you doing - Tommy Boy 01:13 What were you doing Oh that sounds good - Tommy Boy 00:22 Oh that sounds good Went a little heavy on the pine tree perfume there - Tommy Boy 00:11 Went a little heavy on the pine tree perfume there The guy in front of you is Tommy - Tommy Boy 00:14 The guy in front of you is Tommy Did you eat a lot of paint chips when you were a kid - Tommy Boy 00:06 Did you eat a lot of paint chips when you were a kid If this factory goes under - Tommy Boy 00:17 If this factory goes under Because I'm laying it on pretty thick - Tommy Boy 00:08 Because I'm laying it on pretty thick I can actually hear you getting fatter - Tommy Boy 00:12 I can actually hear you getting fatter RT I think I figured out the problem This order's going to Columbus - Tommy Boy 00:33 RT I think I figured out the problem This order's going... You better pray to the god of skinny punks that this wind doesn't pick up - Tommy Boy 00:15 You better pray to the god of skinny punks that this wind... Find out where the police are going to be taking him - Tommy Boy 00:14 Find out where the police are going to be taking him And life preservers - Tommy Boy 00:19 And life preservers It's called reading - Tommy Boy 00:13 It's called reading It's the guy who robbed the bank - Tommy Boy 00:23 It's the guy who robbed the bank What about seat belts - Tommy Boy 00:15 What about seat belts Now it's sale time - Tommy Boy 00:26 Now it's sale time I was just thinking - Tommy Boy 00:25 I was just thinking I need your John Hancock - Tommy Boy 00:09 I need your John Hancock These shoes are Italian - Tommy Boy 00:10 These shoes are Italian You lost your shares to the bank - Tommy Boy 00:37 You lost your shares to the bank You say one word to anyone and I will kill you - Tommy Boy 00:09 You say one word to anyone and I will kill you Holy shnikes - Tommy Boy 00:04 Holy shnikes Where are we gonna take the deer - Tommy Boy 00:16 Where are we gonna take the deer I'm gonna graduate - Tommy Boy 00:24 I'm gonna graduate Lord I never had to tinkle so bad in all my life - Tommy Boy 00:23 Lord I never had to tinkle so bad in all my life Richard Who's your favorite Little Rascal - Tommy Boy 00:14 Richard Who's your favorite Little Rascal Look at this human bomb on the news - Tommy Boy 00:16 Look at this human bomb on the news Don't let him leave the complex - Tommy Boy 00:57 Don't let him leave the complex Whores running around - Tommy Boy 00:15 Whores running around Do I have a mark on my face - Tommy Boy 00:37 Do I have a mark on my face I don't like you - Tommy Boy 00:21 I don't like you What the American public doesn't know - Tommy Boy 00:10 What the American public doesn't know God I love that - Tommy Boy 00:04 God I love that Shut up Richard - Tommy Boy 00:07 Shut up Richard There's even a fridge - Tommy Boy 00:15 There's even a fridge It's a clip on Are you sure - Tommy Boy 00:13 It's a clip on Are you sure What did I say about eating in the car anyways - Tommy Boy 00:08 What did I say about eating in the car anyways What is our carrying charge for the merchandise - Tommy Boy 00:28 What is our carrying charge for the merchandise Remember your brother Duane - Tommy Boy 00:33 Remember your brother Duane Why didn't you pump any gas They're all out They only got diesel - Tommy Boy 00:23 Why didn't you pump any gas They're all out They... Did that board knock somethin' loose - Tommy Boy 01:02 Did that board knock somethin' loose Hey nice How come you don't put the files in the file cabinets - Tommy Boy 00:29 Hey nice How come you don't put the files in the file... I saw your step mom and your step brother and he was kissing her - Tommy Boy 00:08 I saw your step mom and your step brother and he was kissing... You have a window - Tommy Boy 00:08 You have a window What is this thing It's a buffer - Tommy Boy 00:24 What is this thing It's a buffer That guy may not call us - Tommy Boy 00:13 That guy may not call us He seems like a nice guy - Tommy Boy 00:18 He seems like a nice guy Look at 'em there - Tommy Boy 01:03 Look at 'em there I'm gonna need your watch - Tommy Boy 00:06 I'm gonna need your watch These are road flares - Tommy Boy 00:13 These are road flares Don't call me that - Tommy Boy 00:06 Don't call me that You can't just shut it down - Tommy Boy 00:24 You can't just shut it down What's your hurry - Tommy Boy 00:34 What's your hurry Oh Daddy like - Tommy Boy 00:38 Oh Daddy like Can I open my eyes now Dad - Tommy Boy 00:09 Can I open my eyes now Dad Mommy I want a Popsicle - Tommy Boy 00:15 Mommy I want a Popsicle There was nothing I could do right - Tommy Boy 00:24 There was nothing I could do right I'm honored So is there anything to do in this town besides eat - Tommy Boy 00:28 I'm honored So is there anything to do in this town... I wouldn't say you did much better Thought you were so cool - Tommy Boy 00:25 I wouldn't say you did much better Thought you were so... This is working better than we planned No bleeding him dry in a divorce case - Tommy Boy 00:20 This is working better than we planned No bleeding him dry... Ron don't tell me the bank thinks we need to wait it out - Tommy Boy 00:42 Ron don't tell me the bank thinks we need to wait it... I'll have chicken wings - Tommy Boy 00:20 I'll have chicken wings Tommy this is not a vacation for me - Tommy Boy 00:10 Tommy this is not a vacation for me I don't see any McKeesport - Tommy Boy 00:17 I don't see any McKeesport Paul the only thing keeping us poor is Tommy - Tommy Boy 00:17 Paul the only thing keeping us poor is Tommy You can call me - Tommy Boy 00:55 You can call me
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Cast

Tommy - Chris Farley
Richard - David Spade
Big Tom - Brian Dennehy
Beverly - Bo Derek
Zalinsky - Dan Aykroyd
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