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Tommy:
Hey, what's your name? Helen:
Helen. Tommy:
That's nice, you look like a Helen. Helen, we're both in sales. Let me tell you why I suck as a sales man. Let's say I go into a guy's office, let's say he's even remotely interested in buying something. Well then I get all excited. I'm like Jojo the idiot circus boy with a pretty new pet. [Reaches down and picks up a dinner roll] Tommy:
Now the pet is my possible sale. Hello there pretty little pet, I love you. And then I stoke it, and I pet it, and I massage it. Hehe I love it, I love my little naughty pet. [Pokes the roll playfully] Tommy:
You're naughty! And then I take my naughty pet and I go... [makes ripping noises as he tears apart the roll] Tommy:
[Wailing loudly, making the whole restaurant look]
Uuuuuuh! I killed it! I killed my sale! And that's when I blow it. That's when people like us have gotta forge ahead, Helen. Am I right? Helen:
God, you're sick
Hey, what's your name? Helen:
Helen. Tommy:
That's nice, you look like a Helen. Helen, we're both in sales. Let me tell you why I suck as a sales man. Let's say I go into a guy's office, let's say he's even remotely interested in buying something. Well then I get all excited. I'm like Jojo the idiot circus boy with a pretty new pet. [Reaches down and picks up a dinner roll] Tommy:
Now the pet is my possible sale. Hello there pretty little pet, I love you. And then I stoke it, and I pet it, and I massage it. Hehe I love it, I love my little naughty pet. [Pokes the roll playfully] Tommy:
You're naughty! And then I take my naughty pet and I go... [makes ripping noises as he tears apart the roll] Tommy:
[Wailing loudly, making the whole restaurant look]
Uuuuuuh! I killed it! I killed my sale! And that's when I blow it. That's when people like us have gotta forge ahead, Helen. Am I right? Helen:
God, you're sick
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Hey what's your name
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Helen That's nice You look like a Helen
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Helen we're both in sales Let me tell you why I suck as a salesman
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Let's say I go into some guy's office Let's say he's remotely interested in buying
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Well then I get all excited I'm like JoJo the Idiot Circus Boy
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with a pretty new pet The pet is my possible sale
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Oh my pretty little pet I love you
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So I stroke it and I pet it
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and I massage it
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I love my little naughty pet You're naughty
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Then I take my naughty pet and I go
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I killed it
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I killed my sale
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That's when I blow it
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That's when people like us have gotta forge ahead Helen Am I right
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God you're sick
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Movie Summary
After his auto-parts tycoon father dies, the overweight, underachieving son teams up with a snide accountant to try and save the family business.
