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Toni Erdmann

A practical joking father tries to reconnect with his hard working daughter by creating an outrageous alter ego and posing as her CEO's life coach.

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Maren Ade

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$1,479,387

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Nominated for 1 Oscar. 59 wins & 84 nominations total

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If you're always doing as
well as you say you are. - Toni Erdmann

If you're always doing as well as you say you are.

Even if I wanted to jump out of the window - Toni Erdmann

Even if I wanted to jump out of the window

Do you have any plans in life other than
slipping fart cushions under people? - Toni Erdmann

Do you have any plans in life other than slipping fart cushi...

I know men your age who
still have ambitions. - Toni Erdmann

I know men your age who still have ambitions.

Yeah, next time I'll have more time. - Toni Erdmann

Yeah, next time I'll have more time.

- But I can't leave you here like this.
- It's not that bad. - Toni Erdmann

- But I can't leave you here like this. - It's not...

- I take you downstairs.
- Out of the question. - Toni Erdmann

- I take you downstairs. - Out of the question.

Always Tarom. I love the romanian field. - Toni Erdmann

Always Tarom. I love the romanian field.

A bit annoying, I had to go shopping
with his wife for three hours. - Toni Erdmann

A bit annoying, I had to go shopping with his wife for three...

But we had dinner and I put out my feelers. - Toni Erdmann

But we had dinner and I put out my feelers.

I think he's become more
cautious of outsourcing... - Toni Erdmann

I think he's become more cautious of outsourcing...

I reworked the presentation, and
I think we should definitely... - Toni Erdmann

I reworked the presentation, and I think we should definitel...

He's hoping we'll decide for him,
that we'll emphatically order it. - Toni Erdmann

He's hoping we'll decide for him, that we'll ...

I think he can't be an active proponent.
So I'd like to present three options. - Toni Erdmann

I think he can't be an active proponent. So I'd li...

A full outsourcing in all assets,
essentially a radical cut. - Toni Erdmann

A full outsourcing in all assets, essentially a radical cut.

Then the middle option which, in contrast,
looks realistic and almost harmless. - Toni Erdmann

Then the middle option which, in contrast, looks realistic a...

And a minimal solution in just one pilot
asset that changes practically nothing. - Toni Erdmann

And a minimal solution in just one pilot asset that changes ...

It's difficult to change the
strategy so close to a meeting. - Toni Erdmann

It's difficult to change the strategy so close to a mee...

- I'm not convinced.
- Argument number two is Illiescu. - Toni Erdmann

- I'm not convinced. - Argument number two is Illiescu.

We have to say he's blocking us. All
the figures from Buzau are flawed. - Toni Erdmann

We have to say he's blocking us. All the figures from B...

For a clear business case,
we'd need more from Illiescu. - Toni Erdmann

For a clear business case, we'd need more from Illiescu...

But we can't make a clear statement anyway,
so that's why we need three options. - Toni Erdmann

But we can't make a clear statement anyway, so that...

Things are still difficult with him.
He'll definitely be our opponent. - Toni Erdmann

Things are still difficult with him. He'll definitely b...

Yes, she'll be clicking
the PowerPoint, Gerald. - Toni Erdmann

Yes, she'll be clicking the PowerPoint, Gerald.

It's better if I do it alone. Let's
talk about it in a minute... - Toni Erdmann

It's better if I do it alone. Let's talk about it ...

I wanted to ask, are you pleased
with my work in general? - Toni Erdmann

I wanted to ask, are you pleased with my work in general?

I don't like that you
don't stick to the plan. - Toni Erdmann

I don't like that you don't stick to the plan.

But please inform me if there
are any more problems. - Toni Erdmann

But please inform me if there are any more problems.

- Can I pull up the screen?
- Pull up? Yes. - Toni Erdmann

- Can I pull up the screen? - Pull up? Yes.

If you arrived well. Hope
you had a nice trip. - Toni Erdmann

If you arrived well. Hope you had a nice trip.

I think you kept my keys,
it's not important. - Toni Erdmann

I think you kept my keys, it's not important.

- Be happy you weren't there.
- I'm not offended. - Toni Erdmann

- Be happy you weren't there. - I'm not offended.

To quote Gerald: It's all
included in your price. - Toni Erdmann

To quote Gerald: It's all included in your price.

Gender quotas, sexual harassment
at work, things like that. - Toni Erdmann

Gender quotas, sexual harassment at work, things like that.

I made good use of the space, I spent
time in the room beforehand, too. - Toni Erdmann

I made good use of the space, I spent time in the room befor...

And the breathing? - Toni Erdmann

And the breathing?

- Did you apply the technique?
- I didn't need it this time. - Toni Erdmann

- Did you apply the technique? - I didn't need it this ...

I suspect you're really
listening in those moments. - Toni Erdmann

I suspect you're really listening in those moments.

That's noble, of course, but maybe you
need to focus more on your own message. - Toni Erdmann

That's noble, of course, but maybe you need to focus mo...

We must prevent a gulf opening
up between the Romanians and us. - Toni Erdmann

We must prevent a gulf opening up between the Romanians and ...

I'm holding a brunch for my birthday,
anyway, so I'll invite everyone. - Toni Erdmann

I'm holding a brunch for my birthday, anyway, so I'...

Very nice, something personal. Good. - Toni Erdmann

Very nice, something personal. Good.

We'll work with the numbers we have
and won't make a fuss about them. - Toni Erdmann

We'll work with the numbers we have and won't make...

Your idea of building up pressure
through Dascalu backfired. - Toni Erdmann

Your idea of building up pressure through Dascalu backfired.

Dascalu trusts Illiescu
and sees no need to act. - Toni Erdmann

Dascalu trusts Illiescu and sees no need to act.

Henneberg wants to keep Dascalu out of
it so he can negotiate with the unions. - Toni Erdmann

Henneberg wants to keep Dascalu out of it so he can negotiat...

So how can I continue my work? - Toni Erdmann

So how can I continue my work?

The transport data is all wrong.
Many more people work there. - Toni Erdmann

The transport data is all wrong. Many more people work there...

The good news is: Henneberg wants
you to do the radical cut. - Toni Erdmann

The good news is: Henneberg wants you to do the radical cut.

Above all, to sell such a big restructuring
I really need precise figures. - Toni Erdmann

Above all, to sell such a big restructuring I really need pr...

To quote Henneberg: "Ms. Conradi has enough
charm to manage Illiescu by herself." - Toni Erdmann

To quote Henneberg: "Ms. Conradi has enough charm to ma...

- what did you say to him?
- That I'd talk to you. - Toni Erdmann

- what did you say to him? - That I'd talk to you.

But that I think you'll finish the project. - Toni Erdmann

But that I think you'll finish the project.

- And our deal?
- I know, of course. - Toni Erdmann

- And our deal? - I know, of course.

But we're talking one year max. Then
you can start at a whole new level. - Toni Erdmann

But we're talking one year max. Then you can start at a...

I have to go inside, too. I'll have
a supervision with Mr. Henneberg. - Toni Erdmann

I have to go inside, too. I'll have a supervision with ...

Mr. Erdmann is... a freelance coach. - Toni Erdmann

Mr. Erdmann is... a freelance coach.

Or if you notice you're talking
to no-one on the phone, - Toni Erdmann

Or if you notice you're talking to no-one on the phone,

Will he make two? - Toni Erdmann

Will he make two?

I can work on that. No problem. - Toni Erdmann

I can work on that. No problem.

You can forget Daniel. He
has to mix the cocktails. - Toni Erdmann

You can forget Daniel. He has to mix the cocktails.

Such a stupid sailing trip. They
want to take a two-masted boat. - Toni Erdmann

Such a stupid sailing trip. They want to take a two-masted b...

Gerald found out about us. - Toni Erdmann

Gerald found out about us.

He told me not to fuck you too
much so you don't lose your bite. - Toni Erdmann

He told me not to fuck you too much so you don't lose y...

I'll just watch you first...
I'll try to catch up. - Toni Erdmann

I'll just watch you first... I'll try to catch up.

I don't want to lose my bite - Toni Erdmann

I don't want to lose my bite

No, my bite is really more important to me.
I'd rather just watch you. - Toni Erdmann

No, my bite is really more important to me. I'd rather ...

- Did he have many turtles?
- Crowds of them. - Toni Erdmann

- Did he have many turtles? - Crowds of them.

For example, I learned from my father - Toni Erdmann

For example, I learned from my father

We pass this down from
generation to generation. - Toni Erdmann

We pass this down from generation to generation.

Yes, you have to be incredibly relaxed
to handle a cheese grater right. - Toni Erdmann

Yes, you have to be incredibly relaxed to handle a cheese gr...

- They're putting on quite a show here...
- No expense spared. - Toni Erdmann

- They're putting on quite a show here... - No expense ...

- Is Henneberg still here?
- Yeah, yeah. We just had dinner. - Toni Erdmann

- Is Henneberg still here? - Yeah, yeah. We just had dinner.

- Henne is being coached by this dude?
- I know, so funny. - Toni Erdmann

- Henne is being coached by this dude? - I know, so funny.

I was just learning a bit
about Romanian traditions. - Toni Erdmann

I was just learning a bit about Romanian traditions.

Mr. Erdmann, we're going to the
club and would love you to join us. - Toni Erdmann

Mr. Erdmann, we're going to the club and would love you...

- In which embassy you work.
- In the Germany one... - Toni Erdmann

- In which embassy you work. - In the Germany one...

In the German. I am Ambassador Erdmann... - Toni Erdmann

In the German. I am Ambassador Erdmann...

My heart. - Toni Erdmann

Don't be afraid. - Toni Erdmann

Don't be afraid.

Sorry, I was just checking in on you. - Toni Erdmann

Sorry, I was just checking in on you.

Open them up, please. - Toni Erdmann

Open them up, please.

Where did I put the key? - Toni Erdmann

Where did I put the key?

Let me go, I have an appointment.
I'm about to be picked up. - Toni Erdmann

Let me go, I have an appointment. I'm about to be picke...

Please, can you just tell him not
to fire that man or something? - Toni Erdmann

Please, can you just tell him not to fire that man or someth...

The more he fires, the
fewer I have to fire. - Toni Erdmann

The more he fires, the fewer I have to fire.

I couldn't believe you told them
not to lose their sense of humor. - Toni Erdmann

I couldn't believe you told them not to lose their sens...

How can we modernize - Toni Erdmann

How can we modernize

With every step you take, - Toni Erdmann

With every step you take,

For once, let's finish something politely. - Toni Erdmann

For once, let's finish something politely.

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A practical joking father tries to reconnect with his hard working daughter by creating an outrageous alter ego and posing as her CEO's life coach.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Maren Ade

Writer: Maren Ade

Production: N/A

Genre: comedy, drama

Year: 2016

MetaScore: 93/100

ImdbRating: 7.3

BoxOffice: $1,479,387

Released: 25 Dec 2016

Awards: Nominated for 1 Oscar. 59 wins & 84 nominations total

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