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Be happy you weren't there. - I'm not offended
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Toni Erdmann

Be happy you weren't there.- I'm not offended

Be happy you weren't there.
- I'm not offended

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- Be happy you weren't there. - I'm not offended.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
17
Timestamp in Movie
01:02:05
Uploaded
Nov 01, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

A practical joking father tries to reconnect with his hard working daughter by creating an outrageous alter ego and posing as her CEO's life coach.
To quote Gerald: It's all included in your price. - Toni Erdmann 00:05
To quote Gerald: It's all included in your price.
Gender quotas, sexual harassment at work, things like that. - Toni Erdmann 00:05
Gender quotas, sexual harassment at work, things like that.
I made good use of the space, I spent time in the room beforehand, too. - Toni Erdmann 00:06
I made good use of the space, I spent time in the room befor...
And the breathing? - Toni Erdmann 00:06
And the breathing?
- Did you apply the technique? - I didn't need it this time. - Toni Erdmann 00:08
- Did you apply the technique? - I didn't need it this ...
I suspect you're really listening in those moments. - Toni Erdmann 00:06
I suspect you're really listening in those moments.
That's noble, of course, but maybe you need to focus more on your own message. - Toni Erdmann 00:09
That's noble, of course, but maybe you need to focus mo...
We must prevent a gulf opening up between the Romanians and us. - Toni Erdmann 00:05
We must prevent a gulf opening up between the Romanians and ...
I'm holding a brunch for my birthday, anyway, so I'll invite everyone. - Toni Erdmann 00:05
I'm holding a brunch for my birthday, anyway, so I'...
Very nice, something personal. Good. - Toni Erdmann 00:05
Very nice, something personal. Good.
We'll work with the numbers we have and won't make a fuss about them. - Toni Erdmann 00:05
We'll work with the numbers we have and won't make...
Your idea of building up pressure through Dascalu backfired. - Toni Erdmann 00:06
Your idea of building up pressure through Dascalu backfired.
Dascalu trusts Illiescu and sees no need to act. - Toni Erdmann 00:05
Dascalu trusts Illiescu and sees no need to act.
Henneberg wants to keep Dascalu out of it so he can negotiate with the unions. - Toni Erdmann 00:06
Henneberg wants to keep Dascalu out of it so he can negotiat...
So how can I continue my work? - Toni Erdmann 00:05
So how can I continue my work?
The transport data is all wrong. Many more people work there. - Toni Erdmann 00:05
The transport data is all wrong. Many more people work there...
The good news is: Henneberg wants you to do the radical cut. - Toni Erdmann 00:05
The good news is: Henneberg wants you to do the radical cut.
Above all, to sell such a big restructuring I really need precise figures. - Toni Erdmann 00:06
Above all, to sell such a big restructuring I really need pr...
To quote Henneberg: "Ms. Conradi has enough charm to manage Illiescu by herself." - Toni Erdmann 00:12
To quote Henneberg: "Ms. Conradi has enough charm to ma...
- what did you say to him? - That I'd talk to you. - Toni Erdmann 00:06
- what did you say to him? - That I'd talk to you.