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Toni Erdmann

Even if I wanted to jump out of the window you and your cheese graterwouldn't be able to...

Even if I wanted to jump out of the window you and your cheese grater
wouldn't be able to stop me

Full Transcript

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Even if I wanted to jump out of the window
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you and your cheese grater wouldn't be able to stop me.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
55
Timestamp in Movie
00:47:41
Uploaded
Nov 01, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

A practical joking father tries to reconnect with his hard working daughter by creating an outrageous alter ego and posing as her CEO's life coach.
Do you have any plans in life other than slipping fart cushions under people? - Toni Erdmann 00:06
Do you have any plans in life other than slipping fart cushi...
I know men your age who still have ambitions. - Toni Erdmann 00:05
I know men your age who still have ambitions.
Yeah, next time I'll have more time. - Toni Erdmann 00:05
Yeah, next time I'll have more time.
- But I can't leave you here like this. - It's not that bad. - Toni Erdmann 00:06
- But I can't leave you here like this. - It's not...
- I take you downstairs. - Out of the question. - Toni Erdmann 00:06
- I take you downstairs. - Out of the question.
Always Tarom. I love the romanian field. - Toni Erdmann 00:05
Always Tarom. I love the romanian field.
A bit annoying, I had to go shopping with his wife for three hours. - Toni Erdmann 00:06
A bit annoying, I had to go shopping with his wife for three...
But we had dinner and I put out my feelers. - Toni Erdmann 00:06
But we had dinner and I put out my feelers.
I think he's become more cautious of outsourcing... - Toni Erdmann 00:05
I think he's become more cautious of outsourcing...
I reworked the presentation, and I think we should definitely... - Toni Erdmann 00:06
I reworked the presentation, and I think we should definitel...
He's hoping we'll decide for him, that we'll emphatically order it. - Toni Erdmann 00:07
He's hoping we'll decide for him, that we'll ...
I think he can't be an active proponent. So I'd like to present three options. - Toni Erdmann 00:06
I think he can't be an active proponent. So I'd li...
A full outsourcing in all assets, essentially a radical cut. - Toni Erdmann 00:05
A full outsourcing in all assets, essentially a radical cut.
Then the middle option which, in contrast, looks realistic and almost harmless. - Toni Erdmann 00:07
Then the middle option which, in contrast, looks realistic a...
And a minimal solution in just one pilot asset that changes practically nothing. - Toni Erdmann 00:06
And a minimal solution in just one pilot asset that changes ...
It's difficult to change the strategy so close to a meeting. - Toni Erdmann 00:06
It's difficult to change the strategy so close to a mee...
- I'm not convinced. - Argument number two is Illiescu. - Toni Erdmann 00:05
- I'm not convinced. - Argument number two is Illiescu.
We have to say he's blocking us. All the figures from Buzau are flawed. - Toni Erdmann 00:07
We have to say he's blocking us. All the figures from B...
For a clear business case, we'd need more from Illiescu. - Toni Erdmann 00:05
For a clear business case, we'd need more from Illiescu...
But we can't make a clear statement anyway, so that's why we need three options. - Toni Erdmann 00:07
But we can't make a clear statement anyway, so that...