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He told me not to fuck you too much so you don't lose your bite
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Toni Erdmann

He told me not to fuck you toomuch so you don't lose your bite

He told me not to fuck you too
much so you don't lose your bite

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He told me not to fuck you too much so you don't lose your bite.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
35
Timestamp in Movie
01:20:04
Uploaded
Nov 01, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama
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Movie Summary

A practical joking father tries to reconnect with his hard working daughter by creating an outrageous alter ego and posing as her CEO's life coach.
I'll just watch you first... I'll try to catch up. - Toni Erdmann 00:07
I'll just watch you first... I'll try to catch up.
I don't want to lose my bite - Toni Erdmann 00:04
I don't want to lose my bite
No, my bite is really more important to me. I'd rather just watch you. - Toni Erdmann 00:06
No, my bite is really more important to me. I'd rather ...
- Did he have many turtles? - Crowds of them. - Toni Erdmann 00:05
- Did he have many turtles? - Crowds of them.
For example, I learned from my father - Toni Erdmann 00:08
For example, I learned from my father
We pass this down from generation to generation. - Toni Erdmann 00:06
We pass this down from generation to generation.
Yes, you have to be incredibly relaxed to handle a cheese grater right. - Toni Erdmann 00:06
Yes, you have to be incredibly relaxed to handle a cheese gr...
- They're putting on quite a show here... - No expense spared. - Toni Erdmann 00:06
- They're putting on quite a show here... - No expense ...
- Is Henneberg still here? - Yeah, yeah. We just had dinner. - Toni Erdmann 00:05
- Is Henneberg still here? - Yeah, yeah. We just had dinner.
- Henne is being coached by this dude? - I know, so funny. - Toni Erdmann 00:06
- Henne is being coached by this dude? - I know, so funny.
I was just learning a bit about Romanian traditions. - Toni Erdmann 00:06
I was just learning a bit about Romanian traditions.
Mr. Erdmann, we're going to the club and would love you to join us. - Toni Erdmann 00:06
Mr. Erdmann, we're going to the club and would love you...
- In which embassy you work. - In the Germany one... - Toni Erdmann 00:06
- In which embassy you work. - In the Germany one...
In the German. I am Ambassador Erdmann... - Toni Erdmann 00:05
In the German. I am Ambassador Erdmann...
My heart. - Toni Erdmann 00:05
My heart.
Don't be afraid. - Toni Erdmann 00:05
Don't be afraid.
Sorry, I was just checking in on you. - Toni Erdmann 00:05
Sorry, I was just checking in on you.
Open them up, please. - Toni Erdmann 00:07
Open them up, please.
Where did I put the key? - Toni Erdmann 00:06
Where did I put the key?
Let me go, I have an appointment. I'm about to be picked up. - Toni Erdmann 00:05
Let me go, I have an appointment. I'm about to be picke...