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"Tootsie" quotes

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When struggling, out of work actor Michael Dorsey secretly adopts a female alter ego - Dorothy Michaels - in order to land a part in a daytime drama, he unwittingly becomes a feminist icon and ends up in a romantic pickle.

Director: Sydney Pollack
Writer: Don McGuire, Larry Gelbart, Murray Schisgal
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, romance
Year: 1982
MetaScore: 88/100
ImdbRating: 7.4
BoxOffice: $177,200,000
Released: 17 Dec 1982
Awards: Won 1 Oscar. 25 wins & 30 nominations total
No you didn't Wait a minute I didn't bring enough money for cab fare - Tootsie 00:07 No you didn't Wait a minute I didn't bring enough... Push in for a close up Not too close - Tootsie 00:04 Push in for a close up Not too close I know I'm pretty and I use it - Tootsie 00:38 I know I'm pretty and I use it Mm hmm - Tootsie 00:04 Mm hmm You've got to see him Just don't lead him on - Tootsie 00:05 You've got to see him Just don't lead him on You don't like me do you - Tootsie 00:26 You don't like me do you What kind of mother wouldn't give her girls tits - Tootsie 00:06 What kind of mother wouldn't give her girls tits Tootsie take 10 - Tootsie 00:21 Tootsie take 10 Wish me luck - Tootsie 00:07 Wish me luck Does Jeff know - Tootsie 00:04 Does Jeff know Are you saying that nobody in New York will work with me - Tootsie 01:02 Are you saying that nobody in New York will work with me You slut - Tootsie 00:03 You slut Shh Are you out of your cotton picking mind - Tootsie 00:11 Shh Are you out of your cotton picking mind What am I going to do Tell her somebody died and left it to me - Tootsie 00:08 What am I going to do Tell her somebody died and left it to... You're worried about your audition Why - Tootsie 00:15 You're worried about your audition Why Miss Nichols that child is never going to learn anything if you keep - Tootsie 00:16 Miss Nichols that child is never going to learn anything if... Dorothy Yes - Tootsie 00:05 Dorothy Yes Don't whine like you're second rate I said good day - Tootsie 00:19 Don't whine like you're second rate I said good... This is smart What about this - Tootsie 00:12 This is smart What about this Look I'm not having an affair with that woman - Tootsie 00:07 Look I'm not having an affair with that woman Well I think she should - Tootsie 00:23 Well I think she should I appreciate your doing this but it's for the money isn't it - Tootsie 00:09 I appreciate your doing this but it's for the money... Why'd you do it - Tootsie 00:13 Why'd you do it You are psychotic No I'm employed - Tootsie 00:04 You are psychotic No I'm employed But you're too much trouble - Tootsie 00:07 But you're too much trouble I'm just afraid you'll burn in hell for this - Tootsie 00:04 I'm just afraid you'll burn in hell for this A guy named Les sends you candy - Tootsie 00:23 A guy named Les sends you candy People are in this business to make money - Tootsie 00:20 People are in this business to make money I think I know what you want You want a caricature of a woman - Tootsie 00:21 I think I know what you want You want a caricature of a... We never said I love you - Tootsie 00:21 We never said I love you You don't have a thing to wear - Tootsie 00:26 You don't have a thing to wear That I That's a corncob - Tootsie 00:04 That I That's a corncob You don't like me do you - Tootsie 00:27 You don't like me do you I told her about Julie She thinks I'm gay - Tootsie 00:13 I told her about Julie She thinks I'm gay Where do you come off sending me a play for you to star in - Tootsie 00:28 Where do you come off sending me a play for you to star in I don't believe in hell I believe in unemployment - Tootsie 00:05 I don't believe in hell I believe in unemployment I don't know I don't write the shit you know - Tootsie 00:05 I don't know I don't write the shit you know Good night It was a wonderful party - Tootsie 00:09 Good night It was a wonderful party You know - Tootsie 00:16 You know I don't like it when people say - Tootsie 00:24 I don't like it when people say It's just that you're not threatening enough - Tootsie 00:34 It's just that you're not threatening enough Tootsie take 10 - Tootsie 00:20 Tootsie take 10 I knew there was a reason she didn't like me - Tootsie 00:05 I knew there was a reason she didn't like me Dr Brewster has tried to seduce several nurses on this ward - Tootsie 00:21 Dr Brewster has tried to seduce several nurses on this ward You should have seen Julie's face when she thought I was a lesbian - Tootsie 00:29 You should have seen Julie's face when she thought I... Are you saying that nobody in New York will work with me - Tootsie 00:36 Are you saying that nobody in New York will work with me I'm just an untalented old has been - Tootsie 00:11 I'm just an untalented old has been And she misses you - Tootsie 00:35 And she misses you Make her look a little more attractive How far can you pull back - Tootsie 00:07 Make her look a little more attractive How far can you pull... That is one nutty hospital - Tootsie 00:05 That is one nutty hospital What You saw who - Tootsie 00:36 What You saw who

Cast

Michael Dorsey - Dustin Hoffman
Sandy - Teri Garr