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Michael Dorsey:
Are you saying that nobody in New York will work with me? George Fields:
No, no, that's too limited... nobody in Hollywood wants to work with you either. I can't even set you up for a commercial. You played a *tomato* for 30 seconds - they went a half a day over schedule because you wouldn't sit down. Michael Dorsey:
Of course. It was illogical. George Fields:
YOU WERE A TOMATO. A tomato doesn't have logic. A tomato can't move. Michael Dorsey:
That's what I said. So if he can't move, how's he gonna sit down, George? I was a stand-up tomato: a juicy, sexy, beefsteak tomato. Nobody does vegetables like me. I did an evening of vegetables off-Broadway. I did the best tomato, the best cucumber... I did an endive salad that knocked the critics on their ass
Are you saying that nobody in New York will work with me? George Fields:
No, no, that's too limited... nobody in Hollywood wants to work with you either. I can't even set you up for a commercial. You played a *tomato* for 30 seconds - they went a half a day over schedule because you wouldn't sit down. Michael Dorsey:
Of course. It was illogical. George Fields:
YOU WERE A TOMATO. A tomato doesn't have logic. A tomato can't move. Michael Dorsey:
That's what I said. So if he can't move, how's he gonna sit down, George? I was a stand-up tomato: a juicy, sexy, beefsteak tomato. Nobody does vegetables like me. I did an evening of vegetables off-Broadway. I did the best tomato, the best cucumber... I did an endive salad that knocked the critics on their ass
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Are you saying that nobody in New York will work with me
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Nobody in Hollywood will either I can't even get you a commercial
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You played a tomato and they went over schedule because you wouldn't sit
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Yes it wasn't logical
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You were a tomato A tomato doesn't have logic It can't move
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So if he can't move how's he going to sit down
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I was a stand up tomato A juicy sexy beefsteak tomato
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Nobody does vegetables like me I did vegetables off Broadway
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I did the best tomato the best cucumber
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I did an endive salad that knocked the critics on their ass
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Movie Summary
When struggling, out of work actor Michael Dorsey secretly adopts a female alter ego - Dorothy Michaels - in order to land a part in a daytime drama, he unwittingly becomes a feminist icon and ends up in a romantic pickle.
Actors
Michael Dorsey
George Fields
