Where do you come off sending me your roommate's play for you to star in? I'm your agent,...
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George Fields:
Where do you come off sending me your roommate's play for you to star in? I'm your agent, not your mother! I'm not supposed to find plays for you to star in - I'm supposed to field offers! And that's what I do!
Michael Dorsey:
'Field offers?' Who told you that, the Agent Fairy? That was a significant piece of work - I could've been terrific in that part.
George Fields:
Michael, nobody's gonna do that play.
Michael Dorsey:
Why?
George Fields:
Because it's a downer, that's why. Because nobody wants to produce a play about a couple that moved back to Love Canal.
Michael Dorsey:
But that actually happened!
George Fields:
WHO GIVES A SHIT? Nobody wants to pay twenty dollars to watch people living next to chemical waste! They can see that in New Jersey!
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Where do you come off sending me a play for you to star in
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I'm not your mother I don't find plays for you to star in
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I field offers That's what I do
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Who told you that The agent fairy
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I could be terrific in that part
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Nobody's going to do that play Why
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It's a downer about a couple that move back to Love Canal
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But that actually happened
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Nobody wants to watch people living next to chemical waste
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They can see that in Jersey
Clip duration: 28 seconds
Views: 257
Timestamp in movie: 00h 18m 21s
Uploaded: 05 April, 2022
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: When struggling, out of work actor Michael Dorsey secretly adopts a female alter ego - Dorothy Michaels - in order to land a part in a daytime drama, he unwittingly becomes a feminist icon and ends up in a romantic pickle.
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00:05 Dorothy Yes