"Top Gear" quotes

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The hosts talk about everything car-related. From new cars to how they're fueled, this show has it all.

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Year: 2002
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ImdbRating: 8.6
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Released: 20 Oct 2002
Awards: Nominated for 7 BAFTA Film 12 wins & 22 nominations total

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It's one of those watches that are worn by people who play golf - Top Gear 00:06 It's one of those watches that are worn by people who play... That's got to be them - Top Gear 00:10 That's got to be them I'm on the wall now They're putting me on the wall - Top Gear 00:05 I'm on the wall now They're putting me on the wall You've got a problem I am going to kill you - Top Gear 00:10 You've got a problem I am going to kill you So if I go up what I think is Wolf Pass - Top Gear 00:06 So if I go up what I think is Wolf Pass Neither of you have got anything to be ashamed about - Top Gear 00:04 Neither of you have got anything to be ashamed about 'you don't find yourself in a world of austere track car misery ' - Top Gear 00:06 'you don't find yourself in a world of austere track car... And they're always banging on about these pins that you can see here - Top Gear 00:07 And they're always banging on about these pins that you can... Oh my head's come off Has it - Top Gear 00:04 Oh my head's come off Has it Sorry LAUGHTER - Top Gear 00:26 Sorry LAUGHTER Sorry LAUGHTER - Top Gear 00:24 Sorry LAUGHTER Get rid of this jet lag - Top Gear 00:29 Get rid of this jet lag That is Ferrari's greatest hit - Top Gear 00:33 That is Ferrari's greatest hit That's all the back is for - Top Gear 00:04 That's all the back is for Knowing we were his only hope - Top Gear 00:36 Knowing we were his only hope This is some rare type of tree and has to be preserved - Top Gear 00:13 This is some rare type of tree and has to be preserved Yeah They say that if they pull those pins out - Top Gear 00:15 Yeah They say that if they pull those pins out But could you turn the big light off - Top Gear 00:37 But could you turn the big light off You know you want to do this - Top Gear 00:36 You know you want to do this I'm not sure the Ferrari does that DEVICE BEEPS - Top Gear 00:35 I'm not sure the Ferrari does that DEVICE BEEPS Ford sells one of these things every 35 seconds - Top Gear 00:16 Ford sells one of these things every 35 seconds It just tightens like that - Top Gear 00:36 It just tightens like that So having to drive and do it with the other hand it was - Top Gear 00:05 So having to drive and do it with the other hand it was I have never ever encountered a light like that - Top Gear 00:05 I have never ever encountered a light like that 'And there's more ' - Top Gear 00:31 'And there's more ' I'm not insinuating anything I'm just saying - Top Gear 00:05 I'm not insinuating anything I'm just saying Bloody hell - Top Gear 00:04 Bloody hell That's got to be them - Top Gear 00:34 That's got to be them LaFerrari has the other two licked there as well - Top Gear 00:27 LaFerrari has the other two licked there as well Now last year McLaren gave us the astonishing P1 - Top Gear 00:19 Now last year McLaren gave us the astonishing P1 There are bears - Top Gear 00:34 There are bears I have seen Thunderbirds and I never saw Alan flying along - Top Gear 00:37 I have seen Thunderbirds and I never saw Alan flying along Who's the kid in the drop - Top Gear 00:23 Who's the kid in the drop And it's not a plane it's a car It's - Top Gear 00:05 And it's not a plane it's a car It's That's not a light that's a collapsed sun isn't it - Top Gear 00:05 That's not a light that's a collapsed sun isn't it And on that bombshell we really must end - Top Gear 00:04 And on that bombshell we really must end I mean they've had 24 hours - Top Gear 00:34 I mean they've had 24 hours So we have a race - Top Gear 00:18 So we have a race We have fire - Top Gear 00:07 We have fire And falls madly in love - Top Gear 00:05 And falls madly in love Ooh Oh It's Ian it's Ian - Top Gear 00:04 Ooh Oh It's Ian it's Ian And I have been driving it - Top Gear 00:04 And I have been driving it Dig and claw - Top Gear 00:35 Dig and claw No that's too far away Hang on - Top Gear 00:27 No that's too far away Hang on And they were more like this - Top Gear 00:04 And they were more like this This is the greatest car in the world - Top Gear 00:05 This is the greatest car in the world As I am being on this one you've still got that enormous grunt - Top Gear 00:15 As I am being on this one you've still got that enormous... Is it the 27th here - Top Gear 00:18 Is it the 27th here This is an interesting race it really is - Top Gear 00:36 This is an interesting race it really is It's like being at a spa - Top Gear 00:14 It's like being at a spa To alleviate the boredom and stave off the cold - Top Gear 00:06 To alleviate the boredom and stave off the cold Come on that's an incentive - Top Gear 00:03 Come on that's an incentive 'With 52 hours gone - Top Gear 00:14 'With 52 hours gone And it has as standard - Top Gear 00:34 And it has as standard

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