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The hosts talk about everything car-related. From new cars to how they're fueled, this show has it all.

Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
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Genre: adventure, comedy, reality-tv
Year: 2002
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 8.6
BoxOffice:
Released: 20 Oct 2002
Awards: Nominated for 7 BAFTA Film 12 wins & 22 nominations total

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And it has as standard - Top Gear 00:34 And it has as standard 'With 52 hours gone - Top Gear 00:14 'With 52 hours gone To alleviate the boredom and stave off the cold - Top Gear 00:06 To alleviate the boredom and stave off the cold It's like being at a spa - Top Gear 00:14 It's like being at a spa This is an interesting race it really is - Top Gear 00:36 This is an interesting race it really is Is it the 27th here - Top Gear 00:18 Is it the 27th here As I am being on this one you've still got that enormous grunt - Top Gear 00:15 As I am being on this one you've still got that... And they were more like this - Top Gear 00:04 And they were more like this No that's too far away Hang on - Top Gear 00:27 No that's too far away Hang on Dig and claw - Top Gear 00:35 Dig and claw And I have been driving it - Top Gear 00:04 And I have been driving it And falls madly in love - Top Gear 00:05 And falls madly in love We have fire - Top Gear 00:07 We have fire So we have a race - Top Gear 00:18 So we have a race I mean they've had 24 hours - Top Gear 00:34 I mean they've had 24 hours And it's not a plane it's a car It's - Top Gear 00:05 And it's not a plane it's a car It's Who's the kid in the drop - Top Gear 00:23 Who's the kid in the drop I have seen Thunderbirds and I never saw Alan flying along - Top Gear 00:37 I have seen Thunderbirds and I never saw Alan flying along There are bears - Top Gear 00:34 There are bears Now last year McLaren gave us the astonishing P1 - Top Gear 00:19 Now last year McLaren gave us the astonishing P1 LaFerrari has the other two licked there as well - Top Gear 00:27 LaFerrari has the other two licked there as well That's got to be them - Top Gear 00:34 That's got to be them I'm not insinuating anything I'm just saying - Top Gear 00:05 I'm not insinuating anything I'm just saying 'And there's more ' - Top Gear 00:31 'And there's more ' So having to drive and do it with the other hand it was - Top Gear 00:05 So having to drive and do it with the other hand it was It just tightens like that - Top Gear 00:36 It just tightens like that Ford sells one of these things every 35 seconds - Top Gear 00:16 Ford sells one of these things every 35 seconds You know you want to do this - Top Gear 00:36 You know you want to do this But could you turn the big light off - Top Gear 00:37 But could you turn the big light off Yeah They say that if they pull those pins out - Top Gear 00:15 Yeah They say that if they pull those pins out This is some rare type of tree and has to be preserved - Top Gear 00:13 This is some rare type of tree and has to be preserved Knowing we were his only hope - Top Gear 00:36 Knowing we were his only hope That's all the back is for - Top Gear 00:04 That's all the back is for That is Ferrari's greatest hit - Top Gear 00:33 That is Ferrari's greatest hit Get rid of this jet lag - Top Gear 00:29 Get rid of this jet lag Sorry LAUGHTER - Top Gear 00:26 Sorry LAUGHTER Oh my head's come off Has it - Top Gear 00:04 Oh my head's come off Has it Neither of you have got anything to be ashamed about - Top Gear 00:04 Neither of you have got anything to be ashamed about So if I go up what I think is Wolf Pass - Top Gear 00:06 So if I go up what I think is Wolf Pass You've got a problem I am going to kill you - Top Gear 00:10 You've got a problem I am going to kill you I'm on the wall now They're putting me on the wall - Top Gear 00:05 I'm on the wall now They're putting me on the wall That's got to be them - Top Gear 00:10 That's got to be them It's one of those watches that are worn by people who play golf - Top Gear 00:06 It's one of those watches that are worn by people who... How hard can it be - Top Gear 00:04 How hard can it be I mean how hard can it be - Top Gear 00:05 I mean how hard can it be I don't know how hard can it be - Top Gear 00:04 I don't know how hard can it be Oh for God's sake - Top Gear 00:04 Oh for God's sake Ah For God's sakes - Top Gear 00:04 Ah For God's sakes Oh ow - Top Gear 00:19 Oh ow For God's sake - Top Gear 00:03 For God's sake And on that bombshell it is time to end - Top Gear 00:05 And on that bombshell it is time to end And on that BURMA shell - Top Gear 00:05 And on that BURMA shell But on that bombshell we can end - Top Gear 00:04 But on that bombshell we can end Bloody Nora - Top Gear 00:04 Bloody Nora I've never done one Never done one in my life - Top Gear 00:04 I've never done one Never done one in my life 0n lap ten, I lost a bit of structural rigidity. - Top Gear 00:28 0n lap ten, I lost a bit of structural rigidity. 0n the very first attempt, I came within half an inch - Top Gear 00:15 0n the very first attempt, I came within half an inch 30kph limit. 30. - Top Gear 00:06 30kph limit. 30. 50.2. You've lost 24 horsepower. - Top Gear 00:24 50.2. You've lost 24 horsepower. ..7.8. - Top Gear 00:06 ..7.8. 90. Go on, go on, go on! - Top Gear 00:22 90. Go on, go on, go on! A few years ago, we tested this, the Eagle Speedster. - Top Gear 00:26 A few years ago, we tested this, the Eagle Speedster. A Fiat Abarth may be more fun to own, - Top Gear 00:10 A Fiat Abarth may be more fun to own, A hill or two wouldn't go amiss - Top Gear 00:06 A hill or two wouldn't go amiss A little beep there, telling me I've used a tank of fuel already... - Top Gear 00:15 A little beep there, telling me I've used a tank of... A little beep there, telling me I've used a tank of fuel already... - Top Gear 00:15 A little beep there, telling me I've used a tank of... A little beep there, telling me I've used a tank of fuel already... - Top Gear 00:15 A little beep there, telling me I've used a tank of... A lorry with one central headlamp, so you think it's a motorbike - Top Gear 00:12 A lorry with one central headlamp, so you think it's a ... A point Hammond proved, moments later. - Top Gear 00:05 A point Hammond proved, moments later. A stiff upper lip is key. - Top Gear 00:11 A stiff upper lip is key. Aaagh! - Top Gear 00:17 Aaagh! Aaagh! - Top Gear 00:17 Aaagh! After a productive first day, - Top Gear 00:30 After a productive first day, 'After this humiliation, - Top Gear 00:10 'After this humiliation, 'After this humiliation, - Top Gear 00:10 'After this humiliation, 'After this humiliation, - Top Gear 00:10 'After this humiliation, After this latest accident, I decided to see if there was - Top Gear 00:27 After this latest accident, I decided to see if there was 'After lunch, which I didn't bother with, because I was paying, - Top Gear 00:15 'After lunch, which I didn't bother with, because ... 'After lunch, which I didn't bother with, because I was paying, - Top Gear 00:15 'After lunch, which I didn't bother with, because ... 'After lunch, which I didn't bother with, because I was paying, - Top Gear 00:15 'After lunch, which I didn't bother with, because ... All day yesterday, this was an Aston Martin V8 Vantage. - Top Gear 00:09 All day yesterday, this was an Aston Martin V8 Vantage. All day yesterday, this was an Aston Martin V8 Vantage. - Top Gear 00:09 All day yesterday, this was an Aston Martin V8 Vantage. All right And on that bombshell it's time to end - Top Gear 00:05 All right And on that bombshell it's time to end ~ All right, cowboy! ~ I feel pretty manly! - Top Gear 00:08 ~ All right, cowboy! ~ I feel pretty manly! 'All those who defied me... - Top Gear 00:27 'All those who defied me... Amazingly, we all made it to the bottom of the mountain in one piece. - Top Gear 00:26 Amazingly, we all made it to the bottom of the mountain in o... And a wedding needs a bedding. - Top Gear 00:11 And a wedding needs a bedding. And best of all, the unsung hero finally got the recognition it deserves. - Top Gear 00:09 And best of all, the unsung hero finally got the recognition... And here's what they cooked up first. - Top Gear 00:18 And here's what they cooked up first.
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Cast

Self - Presenter - Richard Hammond
Self - Presenter - Jeremy Clarkson
Self - Presenter - James May
Self - Presenter - The Stig
The Stig - Ben Collins
All Cast