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[after Richard and James just tested the "Cottage S-Class", a Mercedes S-Class Jeremy has modified to look like the inside of his house including a concrete floor with wood paneling, and indoor chairs] Jeremy Clarkson:
This is the safest car in the world. Richard Hammond:
I've got a scar! James May:
I've got bruised ribs and a badly barked shin! Jeremy Clarkson:
Listen. You see these endless crash test footage of cars being thumped into concrete blocks and the concrete blocks are never damaged. This is a concrete block! James May:
I would very happily drive this into a concrete block. Turning around on some corners was really dangerous! Richard Hammond:
And another thing. Why did you polish the wooden floor? I was all woo - [imitates sliding action] Jeremy Clarkson:
Look! The brilliance of this car is that You're never going fast enough to properly hurt yourself! Richard Hammond:
You're never going fast enough to get where you're going! James May:
Yeah, zero to sixty in, what was it, forty-five seconds. Jeremy Clarkson:
How safe is that? Richard Hammond:
Have you ever been in a dining room going sixty miles an hour? James May:
Do you want me to show what it feels like to get hit in the back of the head with a wingback chair? Jeremy Clarkson:
Look! The problem is taste, okay. [points to Richard] Jeremy Clarkson:
If we built a car to look like the inside of your house, it would have a horse in it! [points to James] Jeremy Clarkson:
And you. Your house is just full of pictures of the Queen
This is the safest car in the world. Richard Hammond:
I've got a scar! James May:
I've got bruised ribs and a badly barked shin! Jeremy Clarkson:
Listen. You see these endless crash test footage of cars being thumped into concrete blocks and the concrete blocks are never damaged. This is a concrete block! James May:
I would very happily drive this into a concrete block. Turning around on some corners was really dangerous! Richard Hammond:
And another thing. Why did you polish the wooden floor? I was all woo - [imitates sliding action] Jeremy Clarkson:
Look! The brilliance of this car is that You're never going fast enough to properly hurt yourself! Richard Hammond:
You're never going fast enough to get where you're going! James May:
Yeah, zero to sixty in, what was it, forty-five seconds. Jeremy Clarkson:
How safe is that? Richard Hammond:
Have you ever been in a dining room going sixty miles an hour? James May:
Do you want me to show what it feels like to get hit in the back of the head with a wingback chair? Jeremy Clarkson:
Look! The problem is taste, okay. [points to Richard] Jeremy Clarkson:
If we built a car to look like the inside of your house, it would have a horse in it! [points to James] Jeremy Clarkson:
And you. Your house is just full of pictures of the Queen
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This is an interesting race it really is
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because although our pick up trucks appear to be the same
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but actually they're not the same at all
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His is all about strength and torque
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and this is all about speed and power
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And then there's our driving styles
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James's is very slow and methodical and full of maths
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mine's more sort of
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ENGINE REVS
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put your foot down and hope for the best
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Movie Summary
The hosts talk about everything car-related. From new cars to how they're fueled, this show has it all.
