"Top Secret!" quotes

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An American rock and roll singer becomes involved in a Resistance plot to rescue a scientist imprisoned in East Germany.

Director: Jim Abrahams, David Zucker, Jerry Zucker
Writer: Jim Abrahams, David Zucker, Jerry Zucker
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, crime, music
Year: 1984
MetaScore: 68/100
ImdbRating: 7.2
BoxOffice: $20,458,340
Released: 22 Jun 1984
Awards: N/A

46 Clips

I've been practicing - Top Secret! 00:25
I've been practicing
It was a Russian ship - Top Secret! 00:32
It was a Russian ship
Is this the potato farm - Top Secret! 00:15
Is this the potato farm
I'll never forget you - Top Secret! 00:39
I'll never forget you
If they find out you've seen this - Top Secret! 00:30
If they find out you've seen this
I want a schnauzer with my weinerschnitzel - Top Secret! 00:16
I want a schnauzer with my weinerschnitzel
I had the secret police break into my house - Top Secret! 00:32
I had the secret police break into my house
I know a little German - Top Secret! 00:16
I know a little German
You take the head - Top Secret! 00:33
You take the head
Hairstyles change - Top Secret! 00:16
Hairstyles change
Germany will be united under one rule   OURS - Top Secret! 00:22
Germany will be united under one rule OURS
Don't worry about us - Top Secret! 00:35
Don't worry about us
Do you mind if I have a swig of this - Top Secret! 00:20
Do you mind if I have a swig of this
Chocolate Mousse - Top Secret! 00:10
Chocolate Mousse
Bruno is almost blind - Top Secret! 00:48
Bruno is almost blind
As long as a child cries out in the night - Top Secret! 00:45
As long as a child cries out in the night
Are you in some kind of trouble with the police - Top Secret! 01:14
Are you in some kind of trouble with the police
Anything's fine - Top Secret! 00:39
Anything's fine
Another day and I would have completed my tunnel - Top Secret! 00:17
Another day and I would have completed my tunnel
And I'll miss you most of all scarecrow - Top Secret! 00:15
And I'll miss you most of all scarecrow
You dropped your phony dog poo - Top Secret! 00:17
You dropped your phony dog poo
Who then turned out fifteen years later to be the leader of the French underground - Top Secret! 01:14
Who then turned out fifteen years later to be the leader of...
Who do you favor in the Virginia Slims tournament - Top Secret! 00:28
Who do you favor in the Virginia Slims tournament
Whether you make it back or not - Top Secret! 00:46
Whether you make it back or not
Where's the truck - Top Secret! 00:18
Where's the truck
Where are they taking him - Top Secret! 00:19
Where are they taking him
What does that mean - Top Secret! 00:41
What does that mean
What did you find out - Top Secret! 00:34
What did you find out
What are you saying - Top Secret! 00:18
What are you saying
We've got to get out of here - Top Secret! 00:26
We've got to get out of here
This is  not  Mel Torme - Top Secret! 00:12
This is not Mel Torme
This is Chevalier - Top Secret! 00:25
This is Chevalier
This is a carrier pigeon on its way to the German Headquarters - Top Secret! 00:36
This is a carrier pigeon on its way to the German...
They're still working on him - Top Secret! 00:38
They're still working on him
They'd have enough salt to last forever - Top Secret! 01:03
They'd have enough salt to last forever
The American rock 'n' roll star - Top Secret! 00:42
The American rock 'n' roll star
That's what I thought - Top Secret! 00:23
That's what I thought
Smell this flower - Top Secret! 00:18
Smell this flower
Seems as long as I know my way around that prison - Top Secret! 00:21
Seems as long as I know my way around that prison
Only a year ago - Top Secret! 00:25
Only a year ago
Nigel made me go back to the meter shed - Top Secret! 00:38
Nigel made me go back to the meter shed
My uncle was born in America - Top Secret! 00:33
My uncle was born in America
Life is filled with it's little miseries - Top Secret! 00:39
Life is filled with it's little miseries
Let me know if there is any change in his condition - Top Secret! 00:26
Let me know if there is any change in his condition
Know any good white basketball players - Top Secret! 00:23
Know any good white basketball players
I've tried everything - Top Secret! 00:28
I've tried everything

Cast

Nick Rivers - Val Kilmer
Hillary Flammond - Lucy Gutteridge
Bookstore Proprietor - Peter Cushing
General Streck - Jeremy Kemp
Colonel von Horst - Warren Clarke
Dr. Paul Flammond - Michael Gough
Du Quois - Harry Ditson
Déjà Vu - Jim Carter
Chocolate Mousse - Eddie Tagoe
Pregnant Woman - Nancy Abrahams
Agent Cedric - Omar Sharif
Major Crumpler - Tristram Jellinek
Porter - Major Wiley
Biletnikov - Richard Mayes
Madam Bergerone - Vyvyan Lorrayne
Cafe Diner - Louise Yaffe
Cafe Diner - Charlotte Zucker
Cafe Diner - Susan Breslau
Blind Souvenir Vendor - Ian McNeice
Cafe Diner - Helen Kahan
Maitre D' - John Sharp
Little German - Marcus Powell
Klaus (as John Carney) - John J. Carney
Bruno (as O.T.) - Orla Pederson
Student - Russell Sommers
Crying Girl - Sara Montague
Back-Up Singer - Gerry Paris
Back-Up Singer - David Adams
Back-Up Singer - Geoff Wayne
German Soldier - Steve Ubels
German Soldier - Chas Bryer
German Soldier - Mac McDonald
Young Hillary - Mandy Nunn
Young Nigel - Lee Sheward
Wagon Driver - Janos Kurucz
Albert Potato - Sydney Arnold
Latrine - Dimitri Andreas
Der Pizzahaus Girl - Michelle Martin
Der Pizzahaus Girl - Nicola Wright
Der Pizzahaus Girl - Lisa Gruenberg
Cow - Daisy
Scarecrow - Richard Bonehill
German Soldier in Prop Room - Jim Abrahams
East German Dignitary - Willy Bowman
Man in Crowd - Kenneth Coombs
Sergeant Kruger - Jack Cooper
Guard Operating Electric Chair - Maxwell Craig
German Guard - Harry Fielder
Restaurant Patron / Ballet Audience Member - Charlie Gray
Restaurant Patron / Ballet Audience Member - Ron Gregory
Streck's Aide - Alan Harris
Woman in Crowd Singing Anthem - Tina Hart
East German Officer - Walter Henry
German Soldier - Frank Jakeman
Man in Crowd Singing Anthem - Gerry Judge
Man in Crowd Singing Anthem - Eric Kent
Extra - Roy Lansford
Ballet Audience - Aileen Lewis
German Soldier - Derek Lyons
East German Officer - Mike Reynell
Restaurant Patron - Henry Roberts
Ballet Audience - Bess Rogers
German Firing Squad - Peter Ross-Murray
Restaurant Patron - Pat Ryan
East German Agent - Tina Simmons
Man Singing National Anthem - Guy Standeven
Restaurant Patron - Reg Thomason
German Soldier in Prop Room - David Zucker
German Soldier in Prop Room - Jerry Zucker