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A fun-loving young woman is murdered after trading bedrooms with her wealthy friend. Her ghost seeks aid from Topper to find the murderer.

Director: Roy Del Ruth
Writer: Thorne Smith, Jonathan Latimer, Gordon Douglas
Production: N/A
Year: 1941
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 6.8
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 21 Mar 1941
Awards: Nominated for 2 Oscars. 2 nominations total
Where's your husband In the icebox - Topper Returns 00:07 Where's your husband In the icebox Come on Toppy We've got things to do - Topper Returns 00:05 Come on Toppy We've got things to do Ghost You little sassy face Didn't your ma ever tell you to knock on a lady's bedroom door before you barge in - Topper Returns 00:15 Ghost You little sassy face Didn't your ma ever tell... Where's that friend of yours the one that goes around sitting on people's laps - Topper Returns 00:05 Where's that friend of yours the one that goes around... What's going on here Who's that guy in the black coat - Topper Returns 00:12 What's going on here Who's that guy in the black... Oh stop all this pittle pattle where's Mr Topper - Topper Returns 00:05 Oh stop all this pittle pattle where's Mr Topper Do I look as pale as I feel What's the matter with you - Topper Returns 00:06 Do I look as pale as I feel What's the matter with you Well that's strange I should be dead - Topper Returns 00:08 Well that's strange I should be dead What do you have to do to get a bed like this Rub a magic lantern - Topper Returns 00:06 What do you have to do to get a bed like this Rub a magic... Good night Miss Richards Good night - Topper Returns 00:09 Good night Miss Richards Good night I I'll get your money for you - Topper Returns 00:24 I I'll get your money for you Where's the attic Search me I've been in politics ten years and I've never seen anything as balled up as this is - Topper Returns 00:09 Where's the attic Search me I've been in politics... Innocent men stay home nights They don't hide in iceboxes - Topper Returns 00:08 Innocent men stay home nights They don't hide in... Nobody leaves this room not even me - Topper Returns 00:08 Nobody leaves this room not even me Well what are you doing here - Topper Returns 00:08 Well what are you doing here You wouldn't by any chance be thinking you were a lamb chop - Topper Returns 00:05 You wouldn't by any chance be thinking you were a lamb... I'm not supposed to think I'm from the city hall - Topper Returns 00:06 I'm not supposed to think I'm from the city hall Where did you last see her - Topper Returns 00:08 Where did you last see her The Chinese room will be yours Miss Richards - Topper Returns 00:17 The Chinese room will be yours Miss Richards Why don't you look where you're going - Topper Returns 00:04 Why don't you look where you're going Trying to make these policemen understand something is harder than doing it yourself - Topper Returns 00:07 Trying to make these policemen understand something is... Hold on Boss That chair is deceptive destructible dis trustworthy and this is the voice of experience - Topper Returns 00:07 Hold on Boss That chair is deceptive destructible dis... Cosmo Topper Well what's he look like - Topper Returns 00:19 Cosmo Topper Well what's he look like Edward you look for him down that way It's awful dark down there - Topper Returns 00:13 Edward you look for him down that way It's awful dark... I think you'll find him in the sitting room The sitting room - Topper Returns 00:11 I think you'll find him in the sitting room The sitting... Good night darling - Topper Returns 00:49 Good night darling I've lost the body I've lost my car If I don't get out of here very soon I'll lose my mind - Topper Returns 00:07 I've lost the body I've lost my car If I... Get out of my bed - Topper Returns 00:14 Get out of my bed Get your cold feet off my back - Topper Returns 00:09 Get your cold feet off my back I might be a little overweight - Topper Returns 00:14 I might be a little overweight Well what's this all about Well here Read it Or am I expecting too much - Topper Returns 00:07 Well what's this all about Well here Read it Or am I... Taxi Driver There's a pickpocket in the joint - Topper Returns 00:06 Taxi Driver There's a pickpocket in the joint Send for a straitjacket - Topper Returns 00:07 Send for a straitjacket This young lady owes me for a taxi cab ride I came here to collect it She asked me up to this room - Topper Returns 00:08 This young lady owes me for a taxi cab ride I came here to... What else do you do around here besides wind clocks - Topper Returns 00:05 What else do you do around here besides wind clocks I think it's ridiculous for a man of your age to pursue young girls - Topper Returns 00:35 I think it's ridiculous for a man of your age to pursue... Sorry miss but we have no beer - Topper Returns 00:11 Sorry miss but we have no beer No I'm starved You forgot we didn't have any dinner - Topper Returns 00:09 No I'm starved You forgot we didn't have any... Not you Her - Topper Returns 01:09 Not you Her Well you're all wet Is it raining out - Topper Returns 00:10 Well you're all wet Is it raining out Why did you kill her I didn't - Topper Returns 00:19 Why did you kill her I didn't So you admit there is a body - Topper Returns 00:12 So you admit there is a body Close Six more inches and we'd all be singing Annie doesn't live here anymore - Topper Returns 00:06 Close Six more inches and we'd all be singing Annie... What's that sound - Topper Returns 00:22 What's that sound Braumer what happened to him - Topper Returns 00:03 Braumer what happened to him Pardon me Boss but could I sought an inquire what we're going to the Carrington place for - Topper Returns 00:15 Pardon me Boss but could I sought an inquire what we're... Doors closing by themselves people talking to nothing and getting answers - Topper Returns 00:11 Doors closing by themselves people talking to nothing and...

Cast

Gail Richards - Joan Blondell
Cosmo Topper - Roland Young
Ann Carrington - Carole Landis
Mrs. Clara Topper - Billie Burke