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Howdy stranger This is HauserIf things have gone wrong I'm talking to myselfand you've got a wet towel wrapped around your headWhatever your name is get ready for the big surpriseYou are not you You

This is the plan. Get your ass to Mars, and go to the Hilton Hotel and flash the fake...

Total Recall • 1990

Hauser:Howdy, stranger! This is Hauser. If things have gone wrong, I'm talking to myself and you don't have a wet towel around your head. Now, whatever your name is, get ready for the big surprise. You are not you, you're me.Douglas Quaid: No shit.Hauser:All my life, I worked for Mars Intelligence, I did Cohaagen's dirty work. But then I met someone, a woman. She taught me a few things, like I was playing for the wrong team. All I can do now is make up for it. You see...Hauser:...there's enough shit in here to fuck Cohaagen good. But if you're hearing this, it means is that he's got to me first. Now, here comes the hard part, old buddy. Now it is all up to you.Douglas Quaid: Great...Hauser:Now, let's start by getting that bug out of your head.Hauser:Take this out of the case, and stick it up your nose. Don't worry, it's self-guiding. Just shove real hard.Hauser:When you hear a crunch, you're there. Now, pull it out. Be careful! That's my head, too.Hauser:This is the plan. Get your ass to Mars, and go to the Hilton Hotel and flash the fake Brubaker I.D. at the front desk, that's all there is to it. Just do as I tell you. You can nail that son of a bitch that fucked you and me. I'm counting on you, old buddy. Don't let me down!

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Howdy stranger This is Hauser

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If things have gone wrong I'm talking to myself

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and you've got a wet towel wrapped around your head

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Whatever your name is get ready for the big surprise

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You are not you You are me

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No shit

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Six beta nine six beta nine come in

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Did you find him

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We picked up an explosion at the old cement factory

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Send two units We'll meet you there

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All my life I've worked for Mars intelligence

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I did Cohaagen's dirty work

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But recently I met somebody a woman

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and I learned a few things

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I've been playing for the wrong team

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All I can do now is try to make up for it

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There's enough shit in here to fuck Cohaagen good

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But if you're listening to this that means he has got to me first

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Here comes the hard part

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Now it is all up to you

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Great

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What have we got Nothing here

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He's gone I got a weak signal over there

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Find him

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First let's get rid of that bug in your head

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Take this thing out of the case and stick it up your nose

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Don't worry It's self guiding

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Just shove real hard

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When it crunches you're there

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Just pull it out

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Be careful It's my head too

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I've got a lock

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Up Let's go

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This is the plan

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Get your ass to Mars

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go to the Hilton and flash the Brubaker I D at the desk

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That's it

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Just do what I say and we can nail that bastard who fucked you and me

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I'm counting on you Buddy

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Don't let me down

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كم هذا غريب هذا هايسر

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اذا كان حدث شئ خطاء فاننى اتكلم الى نفسى00000

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ويجب ان تكون رابط فوطة مبتلة حول رأسك

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مهما يكون اسمك استعد لهذة المفاجاة الكبيرة

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انت لا تكون انت انت تكون انا

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لا اللعنة

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ه 6 بيتا 9 هيا 6 بيتا 9

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هل وجدته

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لقد رصدنا انفجار فى موقع مصنع الاسمنت القديم

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ارسل وحدتين الى هناك سوف نقابلك هناك

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طوال حياتى اعمل لدى استخبارات المريخ

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قمت باعمال قذرة لصالح كوهاجن

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لكن مؤخرا قابلت شخص ما00 امراة00

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وتعلمت بعض الاشياء

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اننى كنت اعمل لدى الفريق الخطاء

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وكل ما افعله الان محاولة لاكفر على ما فعلته

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يوجد هنا اشياء لعينة كافية لكى تدمر كوهاجن جيدا

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لكن بينما انت تستمع الى هذا فهذا يعنى انه وصل الى اولا

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والان وصلنا الى الجزء الصعب

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الان كل هذا راجع اليك

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عظيم

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ما الذى حصلنا عليه هنا لا شئ هنا

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لقد ذهب لقد حصلت على اشارة ضعيفة هنا

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اعثر عليه

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أولا دعنا نتخلص من شريحة التتبع التى توجد فى رأسك

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خذ هذا الشئ من الحقيبة وادخله فى انفك

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لا تقلق انه يعمل لوحده

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فقط الدفعة هى الى صعبه

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عندما يحدث صوت الطحن فانت وصلت

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فقط اجذبه للخارج

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كن حذرا انها رأسى ايضا

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لقد اغلق الجهاز

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اعلى دعونا نذهب

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هذة هى الخطة

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اذهب بمؤخرتك الى المريخ000

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اذهب الى الفندق واظهر بطاقتك وضعها على المكتب

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هذا فقط

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فقط افعل ما اقوله وسوف يمكننا الانتقام من الذى قام بفعل هذا بنا

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انا اعتمد عليك رفيقى

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لا تدعنى يخيب ظنى

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Salut étranger lci Hauser

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Si ça a mal tourné je me parle et tu as une serviette sur la tête

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Alors monsieur je ne sais pas qui attention à la surprise

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Tu n'es pas toi Tu es moi

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Sans blague

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Six bêta neuf répondez

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Vous l'avez

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Une explosion à la cimenterie

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Envoyez deux unités On arrive

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J'étais dans les Services Secrets de Mars

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Je faisais le sale boulot de Cohaagen

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Mais j'ai rencontré quelqu'un Une femme

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J'ai appris des petits trucs Que je jouais pas pour la bonne équipe

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Je n'ai plus qu'à réparer

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les dégâts

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Là dedans il y a de quoi baiser Cohaagen en beauté

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Malheureusement si tu écoutes ça c'est qu'il m'a eu le premier

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Et c'est là que ça se gâte vieux

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Maintenant tout dépend de toi

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Super

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ça donne quoi

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Rien ll est parti

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Un faible signal par là

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On se sépare Trouvez le

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Liquidons l'émetteur que tu as dans la tête

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Prends ce truc dans la valise et enfonce le toi dans le nez

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C'est auto guidé

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Pousse le à fond

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Quand ça craque tu y es

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Fais le sortir

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Et fais attention C'est ma tête aussi

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Localisé

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En haut Allez

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Alors voilà le plan

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Tu te casses sur Mars

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Va au Hilton Montre la carte au nom de Brubaker

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C'est aussi simple que ça Fais ce que je te dis

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et on plantera ce salaud qui nous a baisés toi et moi

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Je compte sur toi vieux Ne me laisse pas tomber

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Hallo Fremder lch bin Hauser

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Falls was schief gelaufen ist rede ich mit mir selbst

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und du hast ein nasses Handtuch auf dem Kopf

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Wie auch immer du heißt halt dich gut fest

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Du bist nicht du selbst du bist ich

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Ach nee

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6 Beta 9 kommen Habt ihr ihn gefunden

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An der alten Zementfabrik gab es eine Explosion Schickt zwei Teams hin

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lch war beim Mars Geheimdienst und habe für Cohaagen die Schmutzarbeit gemacht

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Aber vor ein paar Wochen habe ich eine Frau kennen gelernt

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Und ich habe einige Dinge verstanden lch habe für die falsche Seite gekämpft

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lch kann nur versuchen das wieder gutzumachen

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lch weiß genug um Cohaagen ordentlich in die Scheiße zu reiten

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Aber wenn du diese Nachricht hörst heißt das dass er mich erwischt hat

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Und nun die schlechte Nachricht Jetzt liegt alles in deiner Hand

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Toll

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lrgendwas Brauchbares Nein Von dort kommt ein schwaches Signal

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Sucht ihn

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Zuerst musst du den Sender loswerden

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Nimm dieses Ding aus dem Koffer und steck es dir in die Nase

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Keine Sorge es findet den Weg von selbst

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Stoß es kräftig rein

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Wenn du's knirschen hörst hast du den Sender

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Zieh ihn einfach raus Aber sei vorsichtig es ist auch mein Kopf

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lch hab ein klares Signal Los nach oben

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Der Plan lautet so Du verpisst dich auf den Mars

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und zeigst im Hilton den Ausweis auf den Namen Brubaker vor

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Das ist alles Tu einfach was ich dir gesagt habe

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dann kriegen wir das Schwein das dich und mich verarscht hat

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lch zähl auf dich Kumpel Lass mich nicht im Stich

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Howdy orang asing Ini adalah Hauser

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Jika hal hal tidak beres Saya berbicara pada diri sendiri

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dan Anda punya handuk basah membungkus kepala Anda

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Apa pun nama Anda bersiap siap untuk kejutan besar

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Anda bukan Anda Anda adalah saya

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Kotoran No

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Enam beta sembilan enam beta sembilan masuk

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Apakah Anda menemukan dia

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Kami mengambil sebuah ledakan di pabrik semen tua

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Mengirimkan dua unit Kami akan menemuimu di sana

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Sepanjang hidupku aku telah bekerja untuk intelijen Mars

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Saya melakukan pekerjaan kotor Cohaagen itu

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Namun baru baru saya bertemu seseorang seorang wanita

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dan saya belajar beberapa hal

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Aku sudah bermain untuk tim yang salah

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Yang bisa saya lakukan sekarang adalah mencoba untuk menebusnya

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Ada kotoran cukup di sini fuck Cohaagen baik

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Namun jika Anda mendengarkan ini itu berarti ia telah mendapat padaku pertama

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Di sinilah bagian yang sulit

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Sekarang semua terserah Anda

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Besar

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Apa yang telah kita punya Tidak ada di sini

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Dia sudah pergi Saya mendapat sinyal lemah di sana

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Menemukannya

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Pertama mari kita menyingkirkan itu bug di kepala Anda

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Ambil hal ini keluar dari kasus ini dan tempelkan hidung Anda

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Jangan khawatir Ini diri pedoman

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Hanya mendorong keras dan nyata

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Ketika sit up Anda berada di sana

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Hanya menariknya keluar

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Hati hati Ini kepala saya juga

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Aku punya kunci

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Up Mari kita pergi

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Ini adalah rencana

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Dapatkan pantat Anda ke Mars

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pergi ke Hilton dan flash yang Brubaker I D di meja

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Itu saja

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Hanya melakukan apa yang saya katakan dan kita dapat kuku bahwa bajingan yang kacau kau dan aku

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Aku mengandalkanmu Buddy

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Jangan mengecewakan saya

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Hola desconocido Soy Hauser

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Si algo ha salido mal estoy hablando conmigo mismo

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y tú llevas una toalla mojada en la cabeza

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Y te llames como te llames agárrate

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Tú no eres tú eres yo

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No me digas

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6 beta 9 diga Lo encontraron

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Hubo una explosión en la antigua fábrica de cemento Manda dos equipos

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Trabajé con la agencia en Marte e hice el trabajo sucio para ellos

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Pero hace unas semanas conocí a una mujer

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Y he entendido algunas cosas Que he luchado por el lado equivocado

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Sólo puedo intentar repararlo

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Aqui hay bastante para acabar con Cohaagen

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Pero si oyes este mensaje quiere decir que el me encontró primero

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Y ahora la mala noticia Ahora todo depende de ti

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Genial

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Algo nuevo Nada Por ahí recibo una señal debil

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Buscalo

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Primero debes librarte del rastreador

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Saca este aparato del maletín y métetelo en la nariz

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No te preocupes encontrará el camino solo

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Empújalo para dentro

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Si oyes un crujido ya está

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Sácalo simplemente Pero con cuidado también es mi cabeza

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Recibo una señal fuerte Vamos para arriba

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El plan es siguiente Tienes que ir a Marte

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y te presentarás como Brubaker en el Hilton

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Eso es todo Simplemente haz lo que te he dicho

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entonces agarraremos a este cerdo que nos ha jodido a los dos

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Duration

165 seconds

Views

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Timestamp in Movie

00:39:08

Uploaded

Feb 23, 2026

Genres

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Movie Summary

Construction worker Douglas Quaid's obsession with the planet Mars leads him to visit Recall, a company who manufacture memories. Something goes wrong during his memory implant turning Doug's life upside down and even to question what is reality and what isn't.

Actors

Quaid

Arnold Schwarzenegger