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Hamm:
Jabin Dolchey was known
for two things: Fighting and his outfits
that he claimed to be made from a high-tech breathable
material he called Spanlon. Jabin Dolchey!
Speed the competition! He was an odd bird, and he seemed proud
of what everyone could see was a very tiny,
misshaped penis. (distorted voice) Hamm: Jabin's punch
kicked off the most massive
scuffle in Tour history. Honeycut:
Well, this is just awful.
(all shouting) These men are
literally trying to tear
one another apart. Cyclists are
incredible athletes as far as
endurance goes, but a great deal
of 'em fight like
little bitches. (pop music playing)
Jabin Dolchey was known
for two things: Fighting and his outfits
that he claimed to be made from a high-tech breathable
material he called Spanlon. Jabin Dolchey!
Speed the competition! He was an odd bird, and he seemed proud
of what everyone could see was a very tiny,
misshaped penis. (distorted voice) Hamm: Jabin's punch
kicked off the most massive
scuffle in Tour history. Honeycut:
Well, this is just awful.
(all shouting) These men are
literally trying to tear
one another apart. Cyclists are
incredible athletes as far as
endurance goes, but a great deal
of 'em fight like
little bitches. (pop music playing)
Full Transcript
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Hamm:
Jabin Dolchey was known
for two things:
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Fighting and his outfits
that he claimed to be made
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from a high-tech breathable
material he called Spanlon.
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Jabin Dolchey!
Speed the competition!
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He was an odd bird,
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and he seemed proud
of what everyone could see
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was a very tiny,
misshaped penis.
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(distorted voice)
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Hamm: Jabin's punch
kicked off the most massive
scuffle in Tour history.
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Honeycut:
Well, this is just awful.
(all shouting)
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These men are
literally trying to tear
one another apart.
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Cyclists are
incredible athletes
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as far as
endurance goes,
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but a great deal
of 'em fight like
little bitches.
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(pop music playing)
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Movie Summary
A mockumentary that chronicles the prevalence of doping in the world of professional cycling.
