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When you put
a crazy person in charge
of the Tour de France, crazy things will happen. That was Ditmer Perten.
Was that "Perten"? That was Ditman Kirkman. That was Ditmar Perper.
(sighs) I mean, how the fuck
do you say this guy's name?
What was his name again? That was Ditman Klerker.
That was Ditman Klerken. That was Ditmar Klerken.
Ditmen Klirken. Ditman Klerker-- Klerken.
Ditmen Klerken. Ditman Klerker.
Ditmen Klerken.
Did I get it? Ditmen Klerken.
Ditmen Klerken. That's his name, okay.
But he was crazy, though. ♪ ♪ Well, Tour's over.
(scoffs) Time to go kill myself.
(chuckles) ♪ ♪
a crazy person in charge
of the Tour de France, crazy things will happen. That was Ditmer Perten.
Was that "Perten"? That was Ditman Kirkman. That was Ditmar Perper.
(sighs) I mean, how the fuck
do you say this guy's name?
What was his name again? That was Ditman Klerker.
That was Ditman Klerken. That was Ditmar Klerken.
Ditmen Klirken. Ditman Klerker-- Klerken.
Ditmen Klerken. Ditman Klerker.
Ditmen Klerken.
Did I get it? Ditmen Klerken.
Ditmen Klerken. That's his name, okay.
But he was crazy, though. ♪ ♪ Well, Tour's over.
(scoffs) Time to go kill myself.
(chuckles) ♪ ♪
Full Transcript
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When you put
a crazy person
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in charge
of the Tour de France,
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crazy things will happen.
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That was Ditmer Perten.
Was that "Perten"?
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That was Ditman Kirkman.
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That was Ditmar Perper.
(sighs)
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I mean, how the fuck
do you say this guy's name?
What was his name again?
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That was Ditman Klerker.
That was Ditman Klerken.
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That was Ditmar Klerken.
Ditmen Klirken.
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Ditman Klerker-- Klerken.
Ditmen Klerken.
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Ditman Klerker.
Ditmen Klerken.
Did I get it?
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Ditmen Klerken.
Ditmen Klerken.
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That's his name, okay.
But he was crazy, though.
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♪ ♪
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Well, Tour's over.
(scoffs)
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Time to go kill myself.
(chuckles)
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♪ ♪
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Movie Summary
A mockumentary that chronicles the prevalence of doping in the world of professional cycling.