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"Toy Soldiers" quotes

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A group of troublemaking boys decide to take a stand when terrorists seize control of their boarding school.

Director: Daniel Petrie Jr.
Writer: William P. Kennedy, Daniel Petrie Jr., David Koepp
Production: N/A
Genre: action, drama, thriller
Year: 1991
MetaScore: 46/100
ImdbRating: 6.6
BoxOffice: $15,073,942
Released: 26 Apr 1991
Awards: 1 nomination

35 video clips

Ricardo MontoyaBilly TepperLuis CaliJenniferHeadmasterDean ParkerDeputy Director BrownAlbert TrottaBenStudent
Man this stuff is great It's opening up my lungs making me breathe easier - Toy Soldiers 00:29 Man this stuff is great It's opening up my lungs making... This better not be mouthwash Trust me - Toy Soldiers 00:21 This better not be mouthwash Trust me Do you speak Spanish - Toy Soldiers 00:21 Do you speak Spanish There's one of them at the end of the hall - Toy Soldiers 00:29 There's one of them at the end of the hall Here's to Mr Donoghue Yes to Phil - Toy Soldiers 00:08 Here's to Mr Donoghue Yes to Phil Oh I like that name Tell me what you look like - Toy Soldiers 00:48 Oh I like that name Tell me what you look like Of course the reverse is also true - Toy Soldiers 00:18 Of course the reverse is also true My father sent me to a school that looked a lot like this one - Toy Soldiers 00:36 My father sent me to a school that looked a lot like this... Now gentlemen this object I'm holding here is called - Toy Soldiers 00:13 Now gentlemen this object I'm holding here is called I told you what would happen if one of you escaped - Toy Soldiers 00:10 I told you what would happen if one of you escaped You think you're the first kid to put liquor in mouthwash bottles - Toy Soldiers 00:11 You think you're the first kid to put liquor in... What does your father do William - Toy Soldiers 00:21 What does your father do William Get up Get up We gotta strike back - Toy Soldiers 00:14 Get up Get up We gotta strike back The school gets taken over by terrorists and I'm still on pots and pans - Toy Soldiers 00:06 The school gets taken over by terrorists and I'm still... I'm Derek and he's Ted and yes this is our room - Toy Soldiers 00:07 I'm Derek and he's Ted and yes this is our room Here's all the information you need about the people holding us - Toy Soldiers 00:05 Here's all the information you need about the people... All right what now - Toy Soldiers 00:37 All right what now Yes mouthwash Or maybe not - Toy Soldiers 00:13 Yes mouthwash Or maybe not Who's next If you're gonna kick me out - Toy Soldiers 00:13 Who's next If you're gonna kick me out I'm not going to expel you - Toy Soldiers 00:32 I'm not going to expel you Try not to laugh - Toy Soldiers 00:06 Try not to laugh Well we managed to stay together anyway - Toy Soldiers 00:08 Well we managed to stay together anyway You can't smoke in the dorms - Toy Soldiers 00:08 You can't smoke in the dorms You're fucking morons - Toy Soldiers 00:14 You're fucking morons Did you realize that the head of the New Jersey mafia - Toy Soldiers 00:21 Did you realize that the head of the New Jersey mafia I don't believe it Well it's what they claim - Toy Soldiers 00:25 I don't believe it Well it's what they claim We can't just sit by and let these bastards fuck with our lives - Toy Soldiers 00:16 We can't just sit by and let these bastards fuck with... Two What kind of stuff do they have - Toy Soldiers 00:17 Two What kind of stuff do they have Oh yeah that's wonderful - Toy Soldiers 00:23 Oh yeah that's wonderful They're gonna shoot five kids if I don't go back - Toy Soldiers 00:05 They're gonna shoot five kids if I don't go back They're gonna hunt you down you know that don't you - Toy Soldiers 00:19 They're gonna hunt you down you know that don't... Geez Louise Yogurt you'd think we were going to defuse a bomb or something - Toy Soldiers 00:07 Geez Louise Yogurt you'd think we were going to defuse... Does that mean I'm off pots and pans - Toy Soldiers 00:08 Does that mean I'm off pots and pans What's the matter Not proud of your father - Toy Soldiers 00:06 What's the matter Not proud of your father Because we respect your father - Toy Soldiers 00:14 Because we respect your father

Cast

Billy Tepper - Sean Astin
Joey Trotta - Wil Wheaton
Snuffy Bradberry - Keith Coogan
Luis Cali - Andrew Divoff
General Kramer - R. Lee Ermey
All Cast