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Um, the--here's the numbers, the 509
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Traceroute

Um, the--here'sthe numbers, the 509

Um, the--here's
the numbers, the 509

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Um, the--here's the numbers, the 509.
Duration
7 seconds
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19
Timestamp in Movie
01:05:54
Uploaded
Nov 02, 2025
Genres
documentary, biography, comedy
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Movie Summary

A Personal Journey Into The Uncharted Depths Of Nerd Culture, A Realm Full Of Dangers, Creatures And More Or Less Precarious Working Conditions...
The 509 is the 509th bombing squadron - Traceroute 00:13
The 509 is the 509th bombing squadron
It's kind of talking about Roswell, - Traceroute 00:06
It's kind of talking about Roswell,
You see this a lot in patches associated with Area 51 - Traceroute 00:09
You see this a lot in patches associated with Area 51
And if you're a conspiracy theorist, - Traceroute 00:15
And if you're a conspiracy theorist,
Here at the bottom it says, "Gustatus Similis Pullus," - Traceroute 00:14
Here at the bottom it says, "Gustatus Similis Pullus,&q...
Did you know that if you removed all nerve cells - Traceroute 00:10
Did you know that if you removed all nerve cells
We are visiting the headquarters of Bad Dragon, - Traceroute 00:09
We are visiting the headquarters of Bad Dragon,
Only a few nerdverts have that privilege. - Traceroute 00:06
Only a few nerdverts have that privilege.
It's wonderful to be here, and what we can see - Traceroute 00:10
It's wonderful to be here, and what we can see
- Oh, yeah. - Bad Dragon started - Traceroute 00:14
- Oh, yeah. - Bad Dragon started
When we started out, like, basically what happened - Traceroute 00:24
When we started out, like, basically what happened
And so I what I did is I decided to try sculpting. - Traceroute 00:06
And so I what I did is I decided to try sculpting.
And so what I did is I went and bought some clay, - Traceroute 00:25
And so what I did is I went and bought some clay,
And what was funny was I, you know, just sculpted stuff, - Traceroute 00:15
And what was funny was I, you know, just sculpted stuff,
When's this toy coming out?" - Traceroute 00:15
When's this toy coming out?"
Every day they use thousands of dollars worth of silicone - Traceroute 00:10
Every day they use thousands of dollars worth of silicone
The sex toy industry is a very uncanny environment, - Traceroute 00:13
The sex toy industry is a very uncanny environment,
Varka and his fellow cocksmiths are nerds - Traceroute 00:10
Varka and his fellow cocksmiths are nerds
Nerds like assembling in clans - Traceroute 00:10
Nerds like assembling in clans
Now add gender and sexuality - Traceroute 00:07
Now add gender and sexuality