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Tracy Morgan: Takin' It Too Far

I once dated a womanwith integrity, and she was nothingbut fucking trouble

I once dated a woman
with integrity, and she was nothing
but fucking trouble

Full Transcript

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I once dated a woman with integrity,
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and she was nothing but fucking trouble.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:26:29
Uploaded
Apr 18, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Magic Lemonade

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Movie Summary

A stand-up comedy special featuring Tracy Morgan, discuss topics such as dating in his 50s, his dysfunctional family, the gentrification of Brooklyn, and the 2014 car accident that nearly killed him.
Her shit gotta be down. - Tracy Morgan: Takin' It Too Far 00:05
Her shit gotta be down.
She's gotta have a strong fucking neck... - Tracy Morgan: Takin' It Too Far 00:06
She's gotta have a strong fucking neck...
You're gonna be down there for a minute. - Tracy Morgan: Takin' It Too Far 00:05
You're gonna be down there for a minute.
"I have an associate's. I have a bachelor." - Tracy Morgan: Takin' It Too Far 00:08
"I have an associate's. I have a bachelor."
"I ain't getting in bed with you to get no knowledge. - Tracy Morgan: Takin' It Too Far 00:06
"I ain't getting in bed with you to get no knowled...
There are women in the world that broke the glass ceiling. - Tracy Morgan: Takin' It Too Far 00:06
There are women in the world that broke the glass ceiling.
She missin' an eyelash, a fucking broken wing, - Tracy Morgan: Takin' It Too Far 00:07
She missin' an eyelash, a fucking broken wing,
That's the bitch. If you're looking - Tracy Morgan: Takin' It Too Far 00:07
That's the bitch. If you're looking
My Black girls, my Latin girls, my Asian girls, - Tracy Morgan: Takin' It Too Far 00:06
My Black girls, my Latin girls, my Asian girls,
♪ Freaks all over the world ♪ - Tracy Morgan: Takin' It Too Far 00:08
♪ Freaks all over the world ♪
It's couples, man. I remember-- - Tracy Morgan: Takin' It Too Far 00:07
It's couples, man. I remember--
My first girlfriend, she was the little cutie, - Tracy Morgan: Takin' It Too Far 00:08
My first girlfriend, she was the little cutie,
Only thing fucked up with Dawn was that she had a wooden arm. - Tracy Morgan: Takin' It Too Far 00:05
Only thing fucked up with Dawn was that she had a wooden arm...
I remember one time I was caressing her shoulders, - Tracy Morgan: Takin' It Too Far 00:06
I remember one time I was caressing her shoulders,
I was being sexy, put lotion-- this bitch was over there - Tracy Morgan: Takin' It Too Far 00:05
I was being sexy, put lotion-- this bitch was over there
Went through two cans spraying that Pledge. - Tracy Morgan: Takin' It Too Far 00:08
Went through two cans spraying that Pledge.
DJ be like, "Throw your hands in the air.: - Tracy Morgan: Takin' It Too Far 00:09
DJ be like, "Throw your hands in the air.:
You know when Black girls get to weaving they hair, - Tracy Morgan: Takin' It Too Far 00:05
You know when Black girls get to weaving they hair,
This bitch almost knocked herself out - Tracy Morgan: Takin' It Too Far 00:06
This bitch almost knocked herself out
Everybody got their preference, you know? - Tracy Morgan: Takin' It Too Far 00:05
Everybody got their preference, you know?