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Trading Places

Excuse me, my name is...- Mr Valentine. They're waiting in the last officedown the hall

Excuse me, my name is...- Mr Valentine. They're waiting in the last officedown the hall

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Excuse me my name is Mr Valentine
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They're waiting in the last office down the hall
Available in 6 languages
Duration
8 seconds
Views
111
Timestamp in Movie
00:55:34
Uploaded
Mar 15, 2026
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

A snobbish investor and a wily street con artist find their positions reversed as part of a bet by two callous millionaires.
They're waiting for you in the last office down the hall - Trading Places 00:05
They're waiting for you in the last office down the...
No thanks guys I already had breakfastThis is not a meal ValentineWe are here to try to explain to you what it is we do hereWe are commodities brokers WilliamNow what are commoditiesCommodities are agricultural productsLike coffee that you had for - Trading Places 01:35
No thanks guys I already had breakfastThis is not a meal...
He was wearing my Harvard tie. - Trading Places 00:49
He was wearing my Harvard tie.
If he's being driven around in my car he could actually be living in my houseMaybe he's even taken my jobFor all I know right at this moment he could be fondling my fiancee - Trading Places 00:15
If he's being driven around in my car he could actually...
Look, I cannot begin to tell you how much I appreciate this... - Trading Places 00:32
Look, I cannot begin to tell you how much I appreciate...
I'm 24 I'm from a small miserable mining town you probably never heard ofThe only thing I've got going for me is this body this faceand what I got up hereI don't do drugsAnd I don't have a pimpThis place is a dumpBut it's cheap it's clean and it's all - Trading Places 01:29
I'm 24 I'm from a small miserable mining town you...
The only thing I've got going for me is this body this face - Trading Places 00:29
The only thing I've got going for me is this body this...
I don't do drugs. - Trading Places 00:25
I don't do drugs.
I'm talking about a business proposition, Louis. - Trading Places 00:16
I'm talking about a business proposition, Louis.
By the way food and rent are not the only things here that cost moneyYou sleep on the couch - Trading Places 00:09
By the way food and rent are not the only things here that...
Tell me why you think the price of pork bellies is going downIt's Christmas time Everybody's uptight Could we please buy nowIf you want to lose money go ahead What are you trying to sayOK pork belly prices have been dropping all morningSo everybody's - Trading Places 01:03
Tell me why you think the price of pork bellies is going...
Yo... Mortimer dropped his money clip. - You can count it, it's all there. - Thank you. - It's all t - Trading Places 00:20
Yo... Mortimer dropped his money clip. - You can count it,...
...and she stepped on the ball. - Trading Places 00:11
...and she stepped on the ball.
- Ah, there you are. - Trading Places 00:30
- Ah, there you are.
I'm going to be defending myself and I wondered if you could see your way clear to perhaps advance me a small loan until the hearing. - Trading Places 00:36
I'm going to be defending myself and I wondered if you...
I beg your pardon. - Trading Places 00:50
I beg your pardon.
So, this snail is standing in front of the Cadillac salesman, see, and says, "How much is that Cadillac?" - Trading Places 00:10
So, this snail is standing in front of the Cadillac...
The snail says, "I want a big 'S' put on each door "and on top of the car, I want a big 'S' so everybody can see it." Salesman says, "Why do you want that?" He says, "When I drive down the avenue... - Trading Places 00:21
The snail says, "I want a big 'S' put on each...
I'm considering going long on April wheat. - Trading Places 00:07
I'm considering going long on April wheat.
I'm considering going long on April wheat. What do you think, Valentine? - Trading Places 00:28
I'm considering going long on April wheat. What do you ...