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I'm innocent I was trying to give his briefcase backI can't go to jail cos of some ass wipe
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Trading Places

Hey, man, I'm innocent. This guy bumped into me. I was tryin' to give him his briefcase...

Billy Ray Valentine:Hey, man, I'm innocent. This guy bumped into me. I was tryin' to give him his briefcase back to 'im. Shit, I can't be goin' to jail 'cos of some ass-wipe ain't watchin' where he's goin'

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I'm innocent I was trying to give his briefcase back
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I can't go to jail cos of some ass wipe
Available in 6 languages
Duration
8 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:38
Uploaded
Mar 15, 2026
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

A snobbish investor and a wily street con artist find their positions reversed as part of a bet by two callous millionaires.
You're from a broken home of courseYeah it was broke So what - Trading Places 00:07
You're from a broken home of courseYeah it was broke So...
That man is a product of a poor environment. - Trading Places 00:18
That man is a product of a poor environment.
I suppose you think Winthorpe say if he were to lose his jobwould resort to holding up people on the streetsNo I don't think that would be enough for WinthorpeWe'd have to heap a little more misfortune on those narrow shouldersIf he lost his job and his - Trading Places 00:47
I suppose you think Winthorpe say if he were to lose his...
You're so brave, Louis. - Trading Places 00:18
You're so brave, Louis.
Did Louis tell you what he did today? - Trading Places 00:17
Did Louis tell you what he did today?
Mr Louis kindly shared this afternoon's excitement with me Miss Penelope - Trading Places 00:08
Mr Louis kindly shared this afternoon's excitement with...
You're so hot tempered darlingI would have grovelled and begged for mercyI want you Louis now - Trading Places 00:20
You're so hot tempered darlingI would have grovelled...
- Coleman. - Trading Places 00:18
- Coleman.
Hello. Oh, hello Mr Duke, sir... A what? A scientific experiment. Not at all, sir, no I... It all so - Trading Places 00:32
Hello. Oh, hello Mr Duke, sir... A what? A scientific...
What a scumbag - Trading Places 00:04
What a scumbag
What do those stupid old crop reports have to do with Mumsie's partyIt's the busiest time of year in the office sugarpuff - Trading Places 00:10
What do those stupid old crop reports have to do with...
I had to keep him under surveillance. - Trading Places 00:20
I had to keep him under surveillance.
I am a chain belt in Kung Fu Bruce Lee was my teacher - Trading Places 00:06
I am a chain belt in Kung Fu Bruce Lee was my teacher
That's the "quart of blood" technique. - Trading Places 00:56
That's the "quart of blood" technique.
When they brought you in and booked you you was crying like a pussyYeah The cops threw tear gas in my faceI still walked in like a man so get outta my face - Trading Places 00:16
When they brought you in and booked you you was crying like...
You beating up a man putting him in hospitalHow come I don't see marks on you YeahCos I'm a karate man all rightKarate men bruise on the inside They don't show their weaknessesYou don't know that motherfucker Now get off my back all right - Trading Places 00:19
You beating up a man putting him in hospitalHow come I...
I wish my bitches would hurry up I ain't got time to be hereWhere is your bitches Mr Big Time PimpYeahDidn't I tell you the phone in my limousine is bustedand I can't get in contact with my bitchesYeah the phone in the limo had busted Are you ignorant - Trading Places 00:23
I wish my bitches would hurry up I ain't got time to be...
Didn't I tell you, the phone in my limousine is busted and I can't get in contact with my bitches. - Trading Places 00:20
Didn't I tell you, the phone in my limousine is busted...
Look sit down all right It ain't cool being no jive turkeyso close to Thanksgiving - Trading Places 00:08
Look sit down all right It ain't cool being no jive...
Hey, now... - Trading Places 00:26
Hey, now...