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Trading Places

May I suggest using a night stick, officer? Get outta here

May I suggest using a night stick, officer? Get outta here

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May I suggest using a night stick officer
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Get outta here
Available in 6 languages
Duration
7 seconds
Views
476
Timestamp in Movie
00:25:46
Uploaded
Mar 15, 2026
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

A snobbish investor and a wily street con artist find their positions reversed as part of a bet by two callous millionaires.
Mr Valentine. - Trading Places 00:29
Mr Valentine.
Who are y'all? - Trading Places 00:47
Who are y'all?
- What about the payroll? - Trading Places 00:12
- What about the payroll?
No, I believe I can hang out with you fellas for a while. - Trading Places 00:23
No, I believe I can hang out with you fellas for a while.
Excellent I'm Randolph DukeHow you doing Randy what's happeningMy younger brother Mortimer Hey Morty What it isBilly Ray Valentine CapricornRandy that's like Randy Jackson from the Jackson Five rightYes I suppose so Yeah - Trading Places 00:18
Excellent I'm Randolph DukeHow you doing Randy...
Here we are, William. - Trading Places 00:40
Here we are, William.
Jacuzzi sirI knew you was faggots You ain't Jacuzzying nobodyIt's a whirlpool bath sirI think you'll enjoy it - Trading Places 00:12
Jacuzzi sirI knew you was faggots You ain't Jacuzzying...
Bubbles, man! - Trading Places 00:11
Bubbles, man!
What's he doing in there He's singing sirThey're very musical people aren't they - Trading Places 00:08
What's he doing in there He's singing...
I have nice taste in houses Everything here is yoursThis is my stuff Your own propertyMy own personal shit You understand - Trading Places 00:10
I have nice taste in houses Everything here is yoursThis is...
Look first you throw my ass in jailThen you run me some garbage about how this is my house this is my rugand this is my personal slave tooI understand how you feel but the fact remains all this is yoursYou may do with it whatever you wish - Trading Places 00:19
Look first you throw my ass in jailThen you run me some...
Hey man I'm sorry about that Perfectly all right it was your vaseThat was a fake rightI think we paid 35 000 for itBut I seem to remember we estimated its value at 50 000 for the insuranceYou see Mortimer William has already made us a profit of 15 000You - Trading Places 00:37
Hey man I'm sorry about that Perfectly all right it was...
You want me to break something else? - Trading Places 00:06
You want me to break something else?
I hope we're not pushing it, using Mr Beeks for this, as well as the crop report. - Trading Places 00:15
I hope we're not pushing it, using Mr Beeks for this,...
Gentlemen. - Trading Places 00:38
Gentlemen.
Thank you. - Trading Places 00:07
Thank you.
I'd like to ask you to place your left hand on the shoulder of the man to your left. - Trading Places 00:09
I'd like to ask you to place your left hand on the...
I would now ask you to place your right hand in the coat pocket of the member to your right. - Trading Places 00:13
I would now ask you to place your right hand in the coat...
Thank you. - Trading Places 00:07
Thank you.
You may sit - Trading Places 00:03
You may sit