Figure that joke out and you'll figure the streets out
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Roger:
Here's a joke, boy. One day this man walks out of his house to go to work. He sees this snail on his porch. So he picks it up and chucks it over his roof, into the back yard. Snail bounces off a rock, cracks its shell all to shit, and lands in the grass. Snail lies there dying. But it doesn't die. It eats some grass. Slowly heals. Grows a new shell. And after a while it can crawl again. One day the snail up and heads back to the front of the house. Finally, after a year, the little guy crawls back on the porch. Right then, the man walks out to go to work and sees this snail again. So he says to it, 'What the fuck's your problem?'Jake Hoyt:That's messed up. That wasn't funny.Alonzo Harris:Then why are you cackling like a jackal?Jake Hoyt:I dunno.Roger:Figure that joke out and you'll figure the streets out
Here's a joke, boy. One day this man walks out of his house to go to work. He sees this snail on his porch. So he picks it up and chucks it over his roof, into the back yard. Snail bounces off a rock, cracks its shell all to shit, and lands in the grass. Snail lies there dying. But it doesn't die. It eats some grass. Slowly heals. Grows a new shell. And after a while it can crawl again. One day the snail up and heads back to the front of the house. Finally, after a year, the little guy crawls back on the porch. Right then, the man walks out to go to work and sees this snail again. So he says to it, 'What the fuck's your problem?'Jake Hoyt:That's messed up. That wasn't funny.Alonzo Harris:Then why are you cackling like a jackal?Jake Hoyt:I dunno.Roger:Figure that joke out and you'll figure the streets out
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Here's a joke boy
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A man walks out of his house on his way to work
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sees this snail lying on his porch
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So he picks it up Chucks it over the roof
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into the backyard
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Snail bounces off a rock
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busts its shell up all to shit
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lands in the grass
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Hmm Snail lies there dyin'
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But the snail doesn't die
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And then after a while it can crawl again
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And one day the snail up and heads back
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to the front of the house
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And finally after oh about a year
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the little guy crawls back on the porch
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Right then the man walks out of his house
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on his way to work He sees this snail again
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So he looks at it and he says
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What the fuck's your problem
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That's not funny That's not funny
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What you laughin' for then
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if it ain't funny
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I don't know man I
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Hey hey You figure that joke out
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you'll figure the streets out
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Movie Summary
A rookie cop spends his first day as a Los Angeles narcotics officer with a rogue detective who isn't what he appears to be.
