Here's a joke, boy. One day this man walks out of his house to go to work. He sees this...
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Roger:
[in his home]
Here's a joke, boy. One day this man walks out of his house to go to work. He sees this snail on his porch. So he picks it up and chucks it over his roof, into the back yard. Snail bounces off a rock, cracks its shell all to shit, and lands in the grass. Snail lies there dying. But it doesn't die. It eats some grass. Slowly heals. Grows a new shell. And after a while it can crawl again. One day the snail up and heads back to the front of the house. Finally, after a year, the little guy crawls back on the porch. Right then, the man walks out to go to work and sees this snail again. So he says to it, 'What the fuck's your problem?'
Jake Hoyt:
That's messed up. That wasn't funny.
Alonzo Harris:
Then why are you cackling like a jackal?
Jake Hoyt:
I dunno.
Roger:
Figure that joke out and you'll figure the streets out.
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Here's a joke boy
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A man walks out of his house on his way to work
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Sees this snail lying on his porch
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So he picks it up chucks it over the roof
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Into the backyard
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Snail bounces off a rock
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Busts its shell up all to shit
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Lands in the grass
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Hmm Snail lies there dying
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But the snail doesn't die
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And then after a while it can crawl again
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And one day the snail up and heads back
Clip duration: 37 seconds
Views: 187
Timestamp in movie: 00h 23m 02s
Uploaded: 01 April, 2022
Genres: crime, drama, thriller
Summary: A rookie cop spends his first day as a Los Angeles narcotics officer with a rogue detective who isn't what he appears to be.
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Actors
00:09 Had lunch with the wise men today
00:04 Shit they build jails because of me
00:34 Today's a training day officer Hoyt
00:28 Listen to me man Listen to me
00:35 Alonzo there's 2 shots left
00:15 A Los Angles police department
00:37 There you go You can do it
00:11 I don't know why I'm meeting you
00:08 Nothing I can do about it you know
00:06 Breathe dog
00:37 You hear that homey
00:36 All right listen It's not what you know
00:28 You got a kid right
00:37 Now what is that
00:04 You don't deserve this
00:15 Here we go Here we go Here we go
00:06 Shit You can shoot me
00:13 You think about him before you pull the trigger
00:08 Why the long face Doug huh
00:37 Man I don't sell that shit no more You know that