I've got balls like watermelons, I'm telling you
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Tommy:
How's it going with Gail? Spud:
No joy yet. Tommy:
How long is it? Spud:
Six weeks. Tommy:
Six weeks! Spud:
It's a nightmare. She told me she didn't want our relationship to start on a physical basis as that is how it would be principally defined from then on in. Tommy:
Where did she come up with that? Spud:
She read it in Cosmopolitan. Tommy:
Six weeks and no sex? Spud:
I've got balls like watermelons, I'm telling you
How's it going with Gail? Spud:
No joy yet. Tommy:
How long is it? Spud:
Six weeks. Tommy:
Six weeks! Spud:
It's a nightmare. She told me she didn't want our relationship to start on a physical basis as that is how it would be principally defined from then on in. Tommy:
Where did she come up with that? Spud:
She read it in Cosmopolitan. Tommy:
Six weeks and no sex? Spud:
I've got balls like watermelons, I'm telling you
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You going to eat that
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Have you got a passport
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Why
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I met this bloke
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Runs a hotel a brothel
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Loads of contacts
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Does a nice sideline
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in punting British passports to foreigners
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Get you a good price
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And why would I want to sell my passport
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It was just an idea
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Movie Summary
Heroin addict Mark Renton stumbles through bad ideas and sobriety attempts with his unreliable friends -- Sick Boy, Begbie, Spud and Tommy. He also has an underage girlfriend, Diane, along for the ride. After cleaning up and moving from Edinburgh to London, Mark finds he can't escape the life he left behind when Begbie shows up at his front door on the lam, and a scheming Sick Boy follows.
