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"Trainwreck" quotes

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Having thought that monogamy was never possible, a commitment-phobic career woman may have to face her fears when she meets a good guy.

Director: Judd Apatow
Writer: Amy Schumer
Production: N/A
Year: 2015
MetaScore: 75/100
ImdbRating: 6.2
BoxOffice: $110,212,700
Released: 17 Jul 2015
Awards: 5 wins & 27 nominations
Your thoughts I'd I'm sorry I just - Trainwreck 00:23 Your thoughts I'd I'm sorry I just You follow sports - Trainwreck 00:37 You follow sports     You all right? - Trainwreck 00:09 You all right? Yeah. - Trainwreck 00:21 Yeah. Why are trying to always sell me on Cleveland - Trainwreck 00:24 Why are trying to always sell me on Cleveland What I'm saying is you got to go for it - Trainwreck 00:44 What I'm saying is you got to go for it This has to be the corniest muscled white dude - Trainwreck 00:13 This has to be the corniest muscled white dude Thank you - Trainwreck 03:12 Thank you     Thank you. - Trainwreck 00:06 Thank you.                     Oh!
            Oh! - Trainwreck 00:19 Oh! Oh!                 Noam, watch out.
                Good morning. - Trainwreck 00:14 Noam, watch out. Good mornin... Just say Fuck you - Trainwreck 00:34 Just say Fuck you It's so nice to hang with you
outside the office. - Trainwreck 00:10 It's so nice to hang with you outside the office. In terms you can understand - Trainwreck 01:12 In terms you can understand I'm giving it to Amy Don't sulk at me I'm not sulking I'm - Trainwreck 00:17 I'm giving it to Amy Don't sulk at me I'm not... - I'll cook?
-                 Yeah. - Trainwreck 00:08 - I'll cook? - Yeah. Yeah! - Trainwreck 00:08 Yeah! Y'all ready for this? - Trainwreck 00:06 Y'all ready for this? I need help with my dog - Trainwreck 00:23 I need help with my dog     I let Tim and his brothers
    tag team me
    on Christmas morning. - Trainwreck 00:13 I let Tim and his brothers tag team me on Christ... I just want you to know my safe word is pineapple - Trainwreck 00:05 I just want you to know my safe word is pineapple I I'm a I'm a drinker I don't care - Trainwreck 00:22 I I'm a I'm a drinker I don't care Honey Honey No - Trainwreck 00:39 Honey Honey No                 Hey. - Trainwreck 00:19 Hey. Hey, you like that, right? - Trainwreck 00:23 Hey, you like that, right?     Hey, Dr. Conners.
Oh. Hey. - Trainwreck 00:13 Hey, Dr. Conners. Oh. Hey. Have you ever fucked someone before - Trainwreck 00:06 Have you ever fucked someone before             Great. So, this
            is where I live. - Trainwreck 00:28 Great. So, this is where I live. Do you know Cleveland's great for the whole family Yes Yes - Trainwreck 00:11 Do you know Cleveland's great for the whole family Yes... Come here - Trainwreck 00:17 Come here Can you uh validate my parking please - Trainwreck 00:05 Can you uh validate my parking please Broderick cutting deep with his insights He is on fire - Trainwreck 00:08 Broderick cutting deep with his insights He is on fire Best way to grieve - Trainwreck 00:06 Best way to grieve Because as I was turning off your phone I got a picture of somebody's dick - Trainwreck 00:13 Because as I was turning off your phone I got a picture of... Aaron - Trainwreck 00:41 Aaron Cheryl can you validate my parking please - Trainwreck Cheryl can you validate my parking please Best way to grieve - Trainwreck 00:06 Best way to grieve I'm giving it to Amy Don't sulk at me I'm not sulking I'm - Trainwreck 00:17 I'm giving it to Amy Don't sulk at me I'm not... Can you uh validate my parking please - Trainwreck 00:04 Can you uh validate my parking please Your mother must be proud - Trainwreck 00:32 Your mother must be proud Okay so you You had the salmon That's about 14 - Trainwreck 00:34 Okay so you You had the salmon That's about 14 Broderick cutting deep with his insights He is on fire - Trainwreck 00:08 Broderick cutting deep with his insights He is on fire I need help with my dog - Trainwreck 00:23 I need help with my dog You okay Did I get it - Trainwreck 00:22 You okay Did I get it No You were really really good - Trainwreck 00:11 No You were really really good I just want you to know my safe word is pineapple - Trainwreck 00:05 I just want you to know my safe word is pineapple Your thoughts I'd I'm sorry I just - Trainwreck 00:23 Your thoughts I'd I'm sorry I just You follow sports - Trainwreck 00:37 You follow sports Aaron was telling me about this acupuncturist - Trainwreck 00:14 Aaron was telling me about this acupuncturist There's other dolls you like and they're making new dolls every year - Trainwreck 00:36 There's other dolls you like and they're making... When are you gonna come to Cleveland - Trainwreck 00:22 When are you gonna come to Cleveland Oh no No no Amy you're fired - Trainwreck 00:08 Oh no No no Amy you're fired When he was younger - Trainwreck 00:32 When he was younger What I'm saying is you got to go for it - Trainwreck 00:34 What I'm saying is you got to go for it I've been with a lot of guys I don't care - Trainwreck 00:19 I've been with a lot of guys I don't care Why is he yelling - Trainwreck 00:35 Why is he yelling I slept at the doctor's place last night - Trainwreck 00:28 I slept at the doctor's place last night Because as I was turning off your phone I got a picture of somebody's dick - Trainwreck 00:13 Because as I was turning off your phone I got a picture of... This has to be the corniest muscled white dude - Trainwreck 00:13 This has to be the corniest muscled white dude Have you ever fucked someone before - Trainwreck 00:06 Have you ever fucked someone before Okay Oh yes - Trainwreck 00:11 Okay Oh yes Do you know Cleveland's great for the whole family Yes Yes - Trainwreck 00:11 Do you know Cleveland's great for the whole family Yes...

Cast

Gordon - Colin Quinn
Nine Year Old Amy - Devin Fabry
Five Year Old Kim - Carla Oudin
Staten Island Oli - Josh Segarra