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A long time ago, far away on the planet of Cybertron, a war is being waged between the noble Autobots (led by the wise Optimus Prime) and the devious Decepticons (commanded by the dreaded Megatron) for control over the Allspark, a mystical talisman that would grant unlimited power to whoever possesses it. The Autobots managed to smuggle the Allspark off the planet, but Megatron blasts off in search of it. He eventually tracks it to the planet of Earth (circa 1850), but his reckless desire for power sends him right into the Arctic Ocean, and the sheer cold forces him into a paralyzed state. His body is later found by Captain Archibald Witwicky, but before going into a comatose state Megatron uses the last of his energy to engrave into the Captain's glasses a map showing the location of the Allspark, and to send a transmission to Cybertron. Megatron is then carried away aboard the Captain's ship. A century later, Captain Witwicky's grandson Sam Witwicky (nicknamed Spike by his friends) ...

Director: Michael Bay
Writer: Roberto Orci (screenplay), Alex Kurtzman (screenplay), John Rogers (story), Roberto Orci (story), Alex Kurtzman (story)
Production: Dreamworks
Year: 2007
MetaScore: 61/100
ImdbRating: 7.0
BoxOffice: $319,014,499
Released: 03 Jul 2007
Awards: Nominated for 3 Oscars. Another 20 wins & 41 nominations.


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Clips & Quotes

With the All Spark gone - screenshot from movie Transformers
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With the All Spark gone
Before time began - screenshot from movie Transformers
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Before time began
You have a rodent infestation - screenshot from movie Transformers
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You have a rodent infestation
We're gonna die - screenshot from movie Transformers
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We're gonna die
This car's a pretty good driver - screenshot from movie Transformers
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This car's a pretty good driver
Why are we fighting to save the humans - screenshot from movie Transformers
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Why are we fighting to save the humans
My weapons specialist - screenshot from movie Transformers
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My weapons specialist
It's you and me - screenshot from movie Transformers
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It's you and me
I need a credit card - screenshot from movie Transformers
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I need a credit card
I've got a little surprise for you - screenshot from movie Transformers
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I've got a little surprise for you
Earthquake - screenshot from movie Transformers
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Earthquake
Are you Samuel James Witwicky - screenshot from movie Transformers
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Are you Samuel James Witwicky
LADIESMAN217 - screenshot from movie Transformers
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LADIESMAN217
You want a piece - screenshot from movie Transformers
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You want a piece
See my father - screenshot from movie Transformers
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See my father
You left me no choice - screenshot from movie Transformers
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You left me no choice
Permission to speak - screenshot from movie Transformers
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Permission to speak
Who's this - screenshot from movie Transformers
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Who's this
What is this - screenshot from movie Transformers
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What is this
Get out of the car - screenshot from movie Transformers
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Get out of the car
That was really awesome - screenshot from movie Transformers
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That was really awesome
No sacrifice - screenshot from movie Transformers
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No sacrifice
Our medical officer - screenshot from movie Transformers
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Our medical officer
What'd they get you for - screenshot from movie Transformers
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What'd they get you for
This is my private area - screenshot from movie Transformers
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This is my private area
What is that - screenshot from movie Transformers
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What is that
She has your laugh - screenshot from movie Transformers
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She has your laugh
Scarin' white folks - screenshot from movie Transformers
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Scarin' white folks
I'm not going to leave you - screenshot from movie Transformers
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I'm not going to leave you
This is you - screenshot from movie Transformers
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This is you
What's that - screenshot from movie Transformers
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What's that
Excuse me - screenshot from movie Transformers
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Excuse me
Where is the Cube - screenshot from movie Transformers
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Where is the Cube
We couldn't save him - screenshot from movie Transformers
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We couldn't save him
A driver don't pick the cars - screenshot from movie Transformers
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A driver don't pick the cars
The parents are very irritating - screenshot from movie Transformers
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The parents are very irritating
I never seen this in my life - screenshot from movie Transformers
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I never seen this in my life
Nokias are real nasty - screenshot from movie Transformers
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Nokias are real nasty
The Pentagon - screenshot from movie Transformers
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The Pentagon
Sector Seven is a special access division of the Government - screenshot from movie Transformers
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Sector Seven is a special access division of the Government
Why doesn't my little bunny hop in the back seat - screenshot from movie Transformers
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Why doesn't my little bunny hop in the back seat
Listen to me - screenshot from movie Transformers
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Listen to me
I'M JUST THE COUSIN - screenshot from movie Transformers
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I'M JUST THE COUSIN
My first lieutenant - screenshot from movie Transformers
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My first lieutenant
Get off my grandmama's carpet - screenshot from movie Transformers
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Get off my grandmama's carpet
You know what I don't understand - screenshot from movie Transformers
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You know what I don't understand
How did you know about the aliens - screenshot from movie Transformers
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How did you know about the aliens
You are the strangest boy I have ever met - screenshot from movie Transformers
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You are the strangest boy I have ever met
Don't you want to see something classified - screenshot from movie Transformers
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Don't you want to see something classified
Take cover - screenshot from movie Transformers
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Take cover
That's my car - screenshot from movie Transformers
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That's my car
It's Megatron - screenshot from movie Transformers
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It's Megatron
There's only one hacker in the world who can break this code - screenshot from movie Transformers
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There's only one hacker in the world who can break this code
There's more than meets the eye with you - screenshot from movie Transformers
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There's more than meets the eye with you
So I downloaded a couple thousand songs off the internet - screenshot from movie Transformers
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So I downloaded a couple thousand songs off the internet
Disgusting - screenshot from movie Transformers
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Disgusting
You see this - screenshot from movie Transformers
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You see this
I'll drive - screenshot from movie Transformers
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I'll drive
That tank thing's getting back up - screenshot from movie Transformers
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That tank thing's getting back up
Here it comes - screenshot from movie Transformers
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Here it comes
That's cool - screenshot from movie Transformers
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That's cool
And the remains of the dead aliens be disposed of - screenshot from movie Transformers
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And the remains of the dead aliens be disposed of
Stop lubricating the man - screenshot from movie Transformers
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Stop lubricating the man
Please be seated - screenshot from movie Transformers
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Please be seated
NO I DON'T WANT A PREMIUM PACKAGE - screenshot from movie Transformers
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NO I DON'T WANT A PREMIUM PACKAGE
This isn't going well - screenshot from movie Transformers
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This isn't going well
They weren't always his - screenshot from movie Transformers
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They weren't always his
You come to see me - screenshot from movie Transformers
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You come to see me
Decepticon punk - screenshot from movie Transformers
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Decepticon punk
I sure hope this guy's got asteroid insurance - screenshot from movie Transformers
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I sure hope this guy's got asteroid insurance
It's custom faded - screenshot from movie Transformers
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It's custom faded
This isn't hiding - screenshot from movie Transformers
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This isn't hiding
Push the Cube into my chest - screenshot from movie Transformers
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Push the Cube into my chest
I can't do it anymore - screenshot from movie Transformers
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I can't do it anymore
What about Bumblebee - screenshot from movie Transformers
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What about Bumblebee
You are so cheap - screenshot from movie Transformers
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You are so cheap
You're not taking my son - screenshot from movie Transformers
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You're not taking my son
I sense the Decepticons are getting ready to mobilize - screenshot from movie Transformers
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I sense the Decepticons are getting ready to mobilize
Look at the yard - screenshot from movie Transformers
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Look at the yard
We got friendlies mixed with baddies - screenshot from movie Transformers
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We got friendlies mixed with baddies
Greater than man - screenshot from movie Transformers
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Greater than man
What's your problem - screenshot from movie Transformers
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What's your problem
What was that - screenshot from movie Transformers
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What was that
I smell you - screenshot from movie Transformers
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I smell you
I can't believe that I'm here right now - screenshot from movie Transformers
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I can't believe that I'm here right now
I am NEVER goin' to your mama's house - screenshot from movie Transformers
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I am NEVER goin' to your mama's house
Megatron melting - screenshot from movie Transformers
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Megatron melting
Bring the rain - screenshot from movie Transformers
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Bring the rain
If I could ride you home - screenshot from movie Transformers
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If I could ride you home
It's comin' off the hinges - screenshot from movie Transformers
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It's comin' off the hinges
They've got to get their hands off my bush - screenshot from movie Transformers
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They've got to get their hands off my bush
You ever seen  The 40 Year Old Virgin - screenshot from movie Transformers
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You ever seen The 40 Year Old Virgin
Satan's Camaro - screenshot from movie Transformers
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Satan's Camaro
Not so tough without a head - screenshot from movie Transformers
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Not so tough without a head
Feels good - screenshot from movie Transformers
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Feels good
You gotta listen to me - screenshot from movie Transformers
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You gotta listen to me
You hurt my dog - screenshot from movie Transformers
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You hurt my dog
The heat's coming - screenshot from movie Transformers
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The heat's coming
Your first enchilada of freedom awaits under one of those hoods - screenshot from movie Transformers
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Your first enchilada of freedom awaits under one of those...
They know the Cube is here - screenshot from movie Transformers
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They know the Cube is here
Shoot that motherf - screenshot from movie Transformers
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Shoot that motherf
Keep moving - screenshot from movie Transformers
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Keep moving
Double pump - screenshot from movie Transformers
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Double pump
This is America - screenshot from movie Transformers
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This is America
She had the gift - screenshot from movie Transformers
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She had the gift
If you can hear me - screenshot from movie Transformers
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If you can hear me
No friggin' way that thing's still not down - screenshot from movie Transformers
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No friggin' way that thing's still not down
They bombed the antenna farm - screenshot from movie Transformers
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They bombed the antenna farm
I hate you - screenshot from movie Transformers
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I hate you
Don't go Ricci Ricardo on me man - screenshot from movie Transformers
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Don't go Ricci Ricardo on me man
I'm still a virgin - screenshot from movie Transformers
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I'm still a virgin
We made one good looking kid - screenshot from movie Transformers
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We made one good looking kid
What's wrong with your radio - screenshot from movie Transformers
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What's wrong with your radio
I joined the Air Force to bring The Man Ding Dongs - screenshot from movie Transformers
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I joined the Air Force to bring The Man Ding Dongs
Decepticons - screenshot from movie Transformers
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Decepticons
A great gift for Columbus Day - screenshot from movie Transformers
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A great gift for Columbus Day
Could you wrangle me up some Ding Dongs - screenshot from movie Transformers
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Could you wrangle me up some Ding Dongs
I'm all right - screenshot from movie Transformers
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I'm all right
Might be a pop quiz tomorrow - screenshot from movie Transformers
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Might be a pop quiz tomorrow
Anything's possible - screenshot from movie Transformers
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Anything's possible

Cast

Sam Witwicky - Shia LaBeouf
Mikaela Banes - Megan Fox
Captain Lennox - Josh Duhamel
USAF Tech Sergeant Epps - Tyrese Gibson
Maggie Madsen - Rachael Taylor
Glen Whitmann - Anthony Anderson
Defense Secretary John Keller - Jon Voight
Agent Simmons - John Turturro
Tom Banacheck - Michael O'Neill
Ron Witwicky - Kevin Dunn
Judy Witwicky - Julie White
ACWO Jorge "Fig" Figueroa - Amaury Nolasco
First Sergeant Donnelly - Zack Ward
Ranger Team - Luis Echagarruga
Ranger Team - Patrick Mulderrig
Ranger Team - Brian Shehan
Ranger Team - Michael Trisler
Akram - Rizwan Manji
Captain Witwicky - William Morgan Sheppard
Sailor - C.J. Thomason
Bobby Bolivia - Bernie Mac
Mr. Hosney - Peter Jacobson
SOCCENT Sergeant - Glenn Morshower
SOCCENT Op-Centre Tech (as Lt. Frederic Doss) - Frederic Doss
SOCCENT Op-Centre Tech - Charlie Bodin
USAF Staff Sergeant (as Josh Feinman) - Joshua Feinman
Admiral Brigham - Chris Ellis
Four Star General - Steven Ford
Two Star General - Michael Shamus Wiles
Air Force Major General - Craig Barnett
Keller Aide - Brian Prescott
Pentagon Watch Commander - Scott Peat
Enlisted Aide - Colleen Porch
Sector Seven Agent - Brian Stepanek
FBI Agent - Jamie McBride
FBI Agent (as Wiley Pickett) - Wiley M. Pickett
R&D Team Leader - Andy Milder
Moustache Man - Brian Reece
Sarah Lennox - Samantha Smith
Telephone Operator - Ravi Patel
Sheriff - Rick Gomez
Deputy (as Andy Dominguez) - Andy Domingues
Football Coach - Mike Fisher
Analyst - Colin Fickes
Analyst - Tom Lenk
Analyst - Jamison Yang
Glen's Grandmother - Esther Scott
CNN Reporter - Madison Mason
News Reporter - Jeremy Jojola
News Reporter - Jessica Kartalija
Café Kid - Andrew Altonji
Witness - J.P. Manoux
Little Girl - Sophie Bobal
Mom in Car - Laurel Garner
Boy in Car - Chip Hormess
Pilot - Ray Toth
AWACS Controller - Michael Adams
AWACS Controller - Ron Henry
AWACS Controller - Benjamin Hoffman
AWACS Controller - Michael McNabb
AWACS Controller (as Jason T. White) - Jason White
Control Tower Tech - Adam Ratajczak
Socialite (as Maya Klayn) - Maja Kljun
Socialite - Michelle Pierce
Socialite - Odette Annable
Xbox Guy - Bob Stephenson
Optimus Prime - Peter Cullen
Bumblebee - Mark Ryan
Ratchet - Robert Foxworth
Ironhide - Jess Harnell
Megatron - Hugo Weaving
Bonecrusher - Jimmie Wood
Frenzy - Reno Wilson
Starscream - Charlie Adler
Man on Corner - Mike Allen
Agent at Hoover Dam - Kenny Bates
Guy Flicked by Megatron - Michael Bay
Pedestrian - Cathy Beasley
Strike Team Soldier - Mark Bedell
Pedrestrian - James Blackburn
Arctic Explorer - Paul Michael Bloodgood
Agent at Hoover Dam - Ian Bryce
Secret Service Agent - James C. Burns
Reporter - Matt Cannon
USAF Captain - Kevin Carvell
Sector 7 Commando - Cade Courtley
Firefighter - Michael Dane
Waitress - Katie Danzer
Various - Mary Decaro
Sector 7 Agent - Christopher M. Dukes
Pedestrian - Holly Dunlap
National Deputy Directory of Operations - Tom Everett
Pilot - Dan Ferris
Football Coach - Michael J. Fisher
USMC Private - Sean Hampton
Cafe Kid - Colton Haynes
British Diplomat - James A. Howard
ASI Security Woman - Nicole Randall Johnson
Control Tower Tech - Brad Kimberly
Sector 7 Commando - Joel Lambert
Police Officer 6 - Vinnie LaRocksta
Pentagon Policeman - Julio Leal
Soldier - Shawn Lecrone
Glen's Cousin - Omar Benson Miller
SWAT Team Member - Seth Miller
Car Lot Security Guard - Ron Mitchell
SWAT Team - Stuart G Murphy
Bald Ranger Team Member - Matt Noble
Think Tank - Ian Novotny
Secret Service Agent - Geoff Reeves
Robbie Peverell - Alex Richard
Sector 7 Agent - Jason Rogers
ASI Agent - David Sampen
NY Pedestrian - Kyle Saylors
Pedestrian - Tavia Schwartz
Soldier - Bobby Silva
Scientist - Sean Smith
Lead Scientist - Ronnie Sperling
Mission City Runner - Arne Starr
Soldier - Cody Taylor
Pentagon Ops Officer - James D. Weston II