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An ancient struggle between two Cybertronian races, the heroic Autobots and the evil Decepticons, comes to Earth, with a clue to the ultimate power held by a teenager.

Director: Michael Bay
Writer: Roberto Orci (screenplay), Alex Kurtzman (screenplay), John Rogers (story), Roberto Orci (story), Alex Kurtzman (story)
Production: Dreamworks
Year: 2007
MetaScore: 61/100
ImdbRating: 7.0
BoxOffice: $319,014,499
Released: 03 Jul 2007
Awards: Nominated for 3 Oscars. Another 20 wins & 41 nominations.


134 Clips & Quotes

With the All Spark gone - Transformers 01:38 With the All Spark gone Before time began - Transformers 02:12 Before time began You have a rodent infestation - Transformers 00:40 You have a rodent infestation Thank you - Transformers 02:02 Thank you We're gonna die - Transformers 00:25 We're gonna die This car's a pretty good driver - Transformers 01:00 This car's a pretty good driver Why are we fighting to save the humans - Transformers 01:58 Why are we fighting to save the humans My weapons specialist - Transformers 00:25 My weapons specialist It's you and me - Transformers 00:34 It's you and me I need a credit card - Transformers 00:33 I need a credit card I've got a little surprise for you - Transformers 00:25 I've got a little surprise for you What are you doing - Transformers 00:57 What are you doing Last night at the station - Transformers 01:14 Last night at the station Earthquake - Transformers 00:32 Earthquake Are you Samuel James Witwicky - Transformers 00:47 Are you Samuel James Witwicky Optimus Prime - Transformers 00:36 Optimus Prime LADIESMAN217 - Transformers 00:37 LADIESMAN217 You want a piece - Transformers 00:25 You want a piece See my father - Transformers 01:31 See my father You left me no choice - Transformers 00:11 You left me no choice Permission to speak - Transformers 00:30 Permission to speak Who's this - Transformers 00:28 Who's this Take him to his car - Transformers 01:08 Take him to his car What is this - Transformers 03:04 What is this Get out of the car - Transformers 00:49 Get out of the car Sector Seven - Transformers 00:28 Sector Seven That was really awesome - Transformers 00:35 That was really awesome No sacrifice - Transformers 00:20 No sacrifice Our medical officer - Transformers 00:25 Our medical officer What'd they get you for - Transformers 00:21 What'd they get you for This is my private area - Transformers 00:17 This is my private area What is that - Transformers 01:05 What is that She has your laugh - Transformers 00:33 She has your laugh Scarin' white folks - Transformers 00:31 Scarin' white folks I'm not going to leave you - Transformers 00:12 I'm not going to leave you This is you - Transformers 00:36 This is you What's that - Transformers 00:39 What's that Excuse me - Transformers 00:14 Excuse me Where is the Cube - Transformers 00:29 Where is the Cube We couldn't save him - Transformers 00:28 We couldn't save him A driver don't pick the cars - Transformers 00:26 A driver don't pick the cars The parents are very irritating - Transformers 00:35 The parents are very irritating She's a criminal - Transformers 00:15 She's a criminal I never seen this in my life - Transformers 00:24 I never seen this in my life Nokias are real nasty - Transformers 00:37 Nokias are real nasty You want me to - Transformers 00:50 You want me to The Pentagon - Transformers 01:01 The Pentagon Sector Seven is a special access division of the Government - Transformers 03:13 Sector Seven is a special access division of the Government Why doesn't my little bunny hop in the back seat - Transformers 00:31 Why doesn't my little bunny hop in the back seat Listen to me - Transformers 01:10 Listen to me I'M JUST THE COUSIN - Transformers 00:15 I'M JUST THE COUSIN My first lieutenant - Transformers 00:28 My first lieutenant Get off my grandmama's carpet - Transformers 00:24 Get off my grandmama's carpet You know what I don't understand - Transformers 00:32 You know what I don't understand How did you know about the aliens - Transformers 01:06 How did you know about the aliens You're about to see our crown jewel - Transformers 01:21 You're about to see our crown jewel You are the strangest boy I have ever met - Transformers 00:15 You are the strangest boy I have ever met Don't you want to see something classified - Transformers 00:34 Don't you want to see something classified Take cover - Transformers 01:18 Take cover That's my car - Transformers 00:43 That's my car It's Megatron - Transformers 00:10 It's Megatron There's only one hacker in the world who can break this code - Transformers 00:19 There's only one hacker in the world who can break this code There's more than meets the eye with you - Transformers 00:23 There's more than meets the eye with you So I downloaded a couple thousand songs off the internet - Transformers 00:23 So I downloaded a couple thousand songs off the internet Disgusting - Transformers 00:09 Disgusting You see this - Transformers 00:21 You see this I'll drive - Transformers 00:09 I'll drive That tank thing's getting back up - Transformers 00:22 That tank thing's getting back up Here it comes - Transformers 00:22 Here it comes That's cool - Transformers 00:34 That's cool And the remains of the dead aliens be disposed of - Transformers 01:16 And the remains of the dead aliens be disposed of All right - Transformers 00:31 All right Stop lubricating the man - Transformers 00:17 Stop lubricating the man Please be seated - Transformers 03:08 Please be seated NO I DON'T WANT A PREMIUM PACKAGE - Transformers 00:26 NO I DON'T WANT A PREMIUM PACKAGE This isn't going well - Transformers 00:11 This isn't going well They weren't always his - Transformers 00:22 They weren't always his You come to see me - Transformers 00:23 You come to see me Decepticon punk - Transformers 00:10 Decepticon punk I sure hope this guy's got asteroid insurance - Transformers 00:21 I sure hope this guy's got asteroid insurance It's custom faded - Transformers 00:11 It's custom faded This isn't hiding - Transformers 00:18 This isn't hiding Push the Cube into my chest - Transformers 00:15 Push the Cube into my chest I can't do it anymore - Transformers 00:34 I can't do it anymore What about Bumblebee - Transformers 00:46 What about Bumblebee You are so cheap - Transformers 00:27 You are so cheap WATCH OUT - Transformers 00:43 WATCH OUT You're not taking my son - Transformers 01:07 You're not taking my son I sense the Decepticons are getting ready to mobilize - Transformers 00:18 I sense the Decepticons are getting ready to mobilize Look at the yard - Transformers 00:39 Look at the yard We got friendlies mixed with baddies - Transformers 00:19 We got friendlies mixed with baddies Get out of the way - Transformers 00:18 Get out of the way Greater than man - Transformers 00:10 Greater than man What's your problem - Transformers 00:33 What's your problem What was that - Transformers 00:40 What was that I smell you - Transformers 00:19 I smell you For my genealogy report - Transformers 01:48 For my genealogy report I can't believe that I'm here right now - Transformers 01:31 I can't believe that I'm here right now I am NEVER goin' to your mama's house - Transformers 00:30 I am NEVER goin' to your mama's house Megatron melting - Transformers 00:10 Megatron melting Bring the rain - Transformers 00:10 Bring the rain If I could ride you home - Transformers 00:24 If I could ride you home It's comin' off the hinges - Transformers 00:38 It's comin' off the hinges They've got to get their hands off my bush - Transformers 00:16 They've got to get their hands off my bush You ever seen  The 40 Year Old Virgin - Transformers 00:31 You ever seen The 40 Year Old Virgin Satan's Camaro - Transformers 00:13 Satan's Camaro Not so tough without a head - Transformers 00:13 Not so tough without a head Feels good - Transformers 00:09 Feels good You gotta listen to me - Transformers 00:29 You gotta listen to me You hurt my dog - Transformers 00:14 You hurt my dog The heat's coming - Transformers 00:23 The heat's coming Your first enchilada of freedom awaits under one of those hoods - Transformers 00:25 Your first enchilada of freedom awaits under one of those... I'm cool with - Transformers 00:18 I'm cool with They know the Cube is here - Transformers 00:12 They know the Cube is here Shoot that motherf - Transformers 00:11 Shoot that motherf Keep moving - Transformers 00:12 Keep moving Double pump - Transformers 00:36 Double pump This is America - Transformers 00:51 This is America She had the gift - Transformers 00:44 She had the gift If you can hear me - Transformers 00:18 If you can hear me No friggin' way that thing's still not down - Transformers 00:16 No friggin' way that thing's still not down They bombed the antenna farm - Transformers 00:17 They bombed the antenna farm I hate you - Transformers 00:09 I hate you Don't go Ricci Ricardo on me man - Transformers 00:14 Don't go Ricci Ricardo on me man I'm still a virgin - Transformers 00:11 I'm still a virgin We made one good looking kid - Transformers 00:24 We made one good looking kid What's wrong with your radio - Transformers 00:45 What's wrong with your radio I joined the Air Force to bring The Man Ding Dongs - Transformers 00:17 I joined the Air Force to bring The Man Ding Dongs Decepticons - Transformers 00:09 Decepticons A great gift for Columbus Day - Transformers 00:18 A great gift for Columbus Day Could you wrangle me up some Ding Dongs - Transformers 00:15 Could you wrangle me up some Ding Dongs I'm all right - Transformers 00:14 I'm all right Might be a pop quiz tomorrow - Transformers 00:17 Might be a pop quiz tomorrow Anything's possible - Transformers 00:11 Anything's possible

Cast

Sam Witwicky - Shia LaBeouf
Mikaela Banes - Megan Fox
Captain Lennox - Josh Duhamel
USAF Tech Sergeant Epps - Tyrese Gibson
Maggie Madsen - Rachael Taylor
Glen Whitmann - Anthony Anderson
Defense Secretary John Keller - Jon Voight
Agent Simmons - John Turturro
Tom Banacheck - Michael O'Neill
Ron Witwicky - Kevin Dunn
Judy Witwicky - Julie White
ACWO Jorge "Fig" Figueroa - Amaury Nolasco
First Sergeant Donnelly - Zack Ward
Ranger Team - Luis Echagarruga
Ranger Team - Patrick Mulderrig
Ranger Team - Brian Shehan
Ranger Team - Michael Trisler
Akram - Rizwan Manji
Captain Witwicky - William Morgan Sheppard
Sailor - C.J. Thomason
Bobby Bolivia - Bernie Mac
Mr. Hosney - Peter Jacobson
SOCCENT Sergeant - Glenn Morshower
SOCCENT Op-Centre Tech (as Lt. Frederic Doss) - Frederic Doss
SOCCENT Op-Centre Tech - Charlie Bodin
USAF Staff Sergeant (as Josh Feinman) - Joshua Feinman
Admiral Brigham - Chris Ellis
Four Star General - Steven Ford
Two Star General - Michael Shamus Wiles
Air Force Major General - Craig Barnett
Keller Aide - Brian Prescott
Pentagon Watch Commander - Scott Peat
Enlisted Aide - Colleen Porch
Sector Seven Agent - Brian Stepanek
FBI Agent - Jamie McBride
FBI Agent (as Wiley Pickett) - Wiley M. Pickett
R&D Team Leader - Andy Milder
Moustache Man - Brian Reece
Sarah Lennox - Samantha Smith
Telephone Operator - Ravi Patel
Sheriff - Rick Gomez
Deputy (as Andy Dominguez) - Andy Domingues
Football Coach - Mike Fisher
Analyst - Colin Fickes
Analyst - Tom Lenk
Analyst - Jamison Yang
Glen's Grandmother - Esther Scott
CNN Reporter - Madison Mason
News Reporter - Jeremy Jojola
News Reporter - Jessica Kartalija
Café Kid - Andrew Altonji
Café Kid - Andrew Lewis Caldwell
Witness - J.P. Manoux
Little Girl - Sophie Bobal
Mom in Car - Laurel Garner
Boy in Car - Chip Hormess
Pilot - Ray Toth
AWACS Controller - Michael Adams
AWACS Controller - Ron Henry
AWACS Controller - Benjamin Hoffman
AWACS Controller - Michael McNabb
AWACS Controller (as Jason T. White) - Jason White
Control Tower Tech - Adam Ratajczak
Socialite (as Maya Klayn) - Maja Kljun
Socialite - Michelle Pierce
Socialite - Odette Annable
Xbox Guy - Bob Stephenson
Optimus Prime - Peter Cullen
Bumblebee - Mark Ryan
Ratchet - Robert Foxworth
Ironhide - Jess Harnell
Megatron - Hugo Weaving
Bonecrusher - Jimmie Wood
Frenzy - Reno Wilson
Starscream - Charlie Adler
Man on Corner - Mike Allen
Agent at Hoover Dam - Kenny Bates
Guy Flicked by Megatron - Michael Bay
Pedestrian - Cathy Beasley
Strike Team Soldier - Mark Bedell
Pedrestrian - James Blackburn
Arctic Explorer - Paul Michael Bloodgood
Agent at Hoover Dam - Ian Bryce
Secret Service Agent - James C. Burns
Reporter - Matt Cannon
USAF Captain - Kevin Carvell
Sector 7 Commando - Cade Courtley
Firefighter - Michael Dane
Waitress - Katie Danzer
Various - Mary Decaro
Sector 7 Agent - Christopher M. Dukes
Pedestrian - Holly Dunlap
National Deputy Directory of Operations - Tom Everett
Pilot - Dan Ferris
Football Coach - Michael J. Fisher
USMC Private - Sean Hampton
Cafe Kid - Colton Haynes
British Diplomat - James A. Howard
ASI Security Woman - Nicole Randall Johnson
Control Tower Tech - Brad Kimberly
Sector 7 Commando - Joel Lambert
Police Officer 6 - Vinnie LaRocksta
Pentagon Policeman - Julio Leal
Soldier - Shawn Lecrone
Glen's Cousin - Omar Benson Miller
SWAT Team Member - Seth Miller
Car Lot Security Guard - Ron Mitchell
SWAT Team - Stuart G Murphy
Bald Ranger Team Member - Matt Noble
Think Tank - Ian Novotny
Secret Service Agent - Geoff Reeves
Robbie Peverell - Alex Richard
Sector 7 Agent - Jason Rogers
ASI Agent - David Sampen
NY Pedestrian - Kyle Saylors
Pedestrian - Tavia Schwartz
Soldier - Bobby Silva
Scientist - Sean Smith
Lead Scientist - Ronnie Sperling
Mission City Runner - Arne Starr
Soldier - Cody Taylor
Pentagon Ops Officer - James D. Weston II