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A long time ago, far away on the planet of Cybertron, a war is being waged between the noble Autobots (led by the wise Optimus Prime) and the devious Decepticons (commanded by the dreaded Megatron) for control over the Allspark, a mystical talisman that would grant unlimited power to whoever possesses it. The Autobots managed to smuggle the Allspark off the planet, but Megatron blasts off in search of it. He eventually tracks it to the planet of Earth (circa 1850), but his reckless desire for power sends him right into the Arctic Ocean, and the sheer cold forces him into a paralyzed state. His body is later found by Captain Archibald Witwicky, but before going into a comatose state Megatron uses the last of his energy to engrave into the Captain's glasses a map showing the location of the Allspark, and to send a transmission to Cybertron. Megatron is then carried away aboard the Captain's ship. A century later, Captain Witwicky's grandson Sam Witwicky (nicknamed Spike by his friends) ...

Director: Michael Bay
Writer: Roberto Orci (screenplay), Alex Kurtzman (screenplay), John Rogers (story), Roberto Orci (story), Alex Kurtzman (story)
Production: Dreamworks
Year: 2007
MetaScore: 61/100
ImdbRating: 7.0
BoxOffice: $319,014,499
Released: 03 Jul 2007
Awards: Nominated for 3 Oscars. Another 20 wins & 41 nominations.


133 Clips & Quotes

With the All Spark gone - Transformers 01:38 With the All Spark gone Before time began - Transformers 02:12 Before time began You have a rodent infestation - Transformers 00:40 You have a rodent infestation Thank you - Transformers 02:02 Thank you We're gonna die - Transformers 00:25 We're gonna die This car's a pretty good driver - Transformers 01:00 This car's a pretty good driver Why are we fighting to save the humans - Transformers 01:58 Why are we fighting to save the humans My weapons specialist - Transformers 00:25 My weapons specialist It's you and me - Transformers 00:34 It's you and me I need a credit card - Transformers 00:33 I need a credit card I've got a little surprise for you - Transformers 00:25 I've got a little surprise for you What are you doing - Transformers 00:57 What are you doing Last night at the station - Transformers 01:14 Last night at the station Earthquake - Transformers 00:32 Earthquake Are you Samuel James Witwicky - Transformers 00:47 Are you Samuel James Witwicky Optimus Prime - Transformers 00:36 Optimus Prime LADIESMAN217 - Transformers 00:37 LADIESMAN217 You want a piece - Transformers 00:25 You want a piece See my father - Transformers 01:31 See my father You left me no choice - Transformers 00:11 You left me no choice Permission to speak - Transformers 00:30 Permission to speak Who's this - Transformers 00:28 Who's this Take him to his car - Transformers 01:08 Take him to his car What is this - Transformers 03:04 What is this Get out of the car - Transformers 00:49 Get out of the car Sector Seven - Transformers 00:28 Sector Seven That was really awesome - Transformers 00:35 That was really awesome No sacrifice - Transformers 00:20 No sacrifice Our medical officer - Transformers 00:25 Our medical officer What'd they get you for - Transformers 00:21 What'd they get you for This is my private area - Transformers 00:17 This is my private area What is that - Transformers 01:05 What is that She has your laugh - Transformers 00:33 She has your laugh Scarin' white folks - Transformers 00:31 Scarin' white folks I'm not going to leave you - Transformers 00:12 I'm not going to leave you This is you - Transformers 00:36 This is you What's that - Transformers 00:39 What's that Excuse me - Transformers 00:14 Excuse me Where is the Cube - Transformers 00:29 Where is the Cube We couldn't save him - Transformers 00:28 We couldn't save him A driver don't pick the cars - Transformers 00:26 A driver don't pick the cars The parents are very irritating - Transformers 00:35 The parents are very irritating She's a criminal - Transformers 00:15 She's a criminal I never seen this in my life - Transformers 00:24 I never seen this in my life Nokias are real nasty - Transformers 00:37 Nokias are real nasty You want me to - Transformers 00:50 You want me to The Pentagon - Transformers 01:01 The Pentagon Sector Seven is a special access division of the Government - Transformers 03:13 Sector Seven is a special access division of the Government Why doesn't my little bunny hop in the back seat - Transformers 00:31 Why doesn't my little bunny hop in the back seat Listen to me - Transformers 01:10 Listen to me I'M JUST THE COUSIN - Transformers 00:15 I'M JUST THE COUSIN My first lieutenant - Transformers 00:28 My first lieutenant Get off my grandmama's carpet - Transformers 00:24 Get off my grandmama's carpet You know what I don't understand - Transformers 00:32 You know what I don't understand How did you know about the aliens - Transformers 01:06 How did you know about the aliens You're about to see our crown jewel - Transformers 01:21 You're about to see our crown jewel You are the strangest boy I have ever met - Transformers 00:15 You are the strangest boy I have ever met Don't you want to see something classified - Transformers 00:34 Don't you want to see something classified Take cover - Transformers 01:18 Take cover That's my car - Transformers 00:43 That's my car It's Megatron - Transformers 00:10 It's Megatron There's only one hacker in the world who can break this code - Transformers 00:19 There's only one hacker in the world who can break this code There's more than meets the eye with you - Transformers 00:23 There's more than meets the eye with you So I downloaded a couple thousand songs off the internet - Transformers 00:23 So I downloaded a couple thousand songs off the internet Disgusting - Transformers 00:09 Disgusting You see this - Transformers 00:21 You see this I'll drive - Transformers 00:09 I'll drive That tank thing's getting back up - Transformers 00:22 That tank thing's getting back up Here it comes - Transformers 00:22 Here it comes That's cool - Transformers 00:34 That's cool And the remains of the dead aliens be disposed of - Transformers 01:16 And the remains of the dead aliens be disposed of All right - Transformers 00:31 All right Stop lubricating the man - Transformers 00:17 Stop lubricating the man Please be seated - Transformers 03:08 Please be seated NO I DON'T WANT A PREMIUM PACKAGE - Transformers 00:26 NO I DON'T WANT A PREMIUM PACKAGE This isn't going well - Transformers 00:11 This isn't going well They weren't always his - Transformers 00:22 They weren't always his You come to see me - Transformers 00:23 You come to see me Decepticon punk - Transformers 00:10 Decepticon punk I sure hope this guy's got asteroid insurance - Transformers 00:21 I sure hope this guy's got asteroid insurance It's custom faded - Transformers 00:11 It's custom faded This isn't hiding - Transformers 00:18 This isn't hiding Push the Cube into my chest - Transformers 00:15 Push the Cube into my chest I can't do it anymore - Transformers 00:34 I can't do it anymore What about Bumblebee - Transformers 00:46 What about Bumblebee You are so cheap - Transformers 00:27 You are so cheap WATCH OUT - Transformers 00:43 WATCH OUT You're not taking my son - Transformers 01:07 You're not taking my son I sense the Decepticons are getting ready to mobilize - Transformers 00:18 I sense the Decepticons are getting ready to mobilize Look at the yard - Transformers 00:39 Look at the yard We got friendlies mixed with baddies - Transformers 00:19 We got friendlies mixed with baddies Get out of the way - Transformers 00:18 Get out of the way Greater than man - Transformers 00:10 Greater than man What's your problem - Transformers 00:33 What's your problem What was that - Transformers 00:40 What was that I smell you - Transformers 00:19 I smell you For my genealogy report - Transformers 01:48 For my genealogy report I can't believe that I'm here right now - Transformers 01:31 I can't believe that I'm here right now I am NEVER goin' to your mama's house - Transformers 00:30 I am NEVER goin' to your mama's house Megatron melting - Transformers 00:10 Megatron melting Bring the rain - Transformers 00:10 Bring the rain If I could ride you home - Transformers 00:24 If I could ride you home It's comin' off the hinges - Transformers 00:38 It's comin' off the hinges They've got to get their hands off my bush - Transformers 00:16 They've got to get their hands off my bush You ever seen  The 40 Year Old Virgin - Transformers 00:31 You ever seen The 40 Year Old Virgin Satan's Camaro - Transformers 00:13 Satan's Camaro Not so tough without a head - Transformers 00:13 Not so tough without a head Feels good - Transformers 00:09 Feels good You gotta listen to me - Transformers 00:29 You gotta listen to me The heat's coming - Transformers 00:23 The heat's coming Your first enchilada of freedom awaits under one of those hoods - Transformers 00:25 Your first enchilada of freedom awaits under one of those... I'm cool with - Transformers 00:18 I'm cool with They know the Cube is here - Transformers 00:12 They know the Cube is here Shoot that motherf - Transformers 00:11 Shoot that motherf Keep moving - Transformers 00:12 Keep moving Double pump - Transformers 00:36 Double pump This is America - Transformers 00:51 This is America She had the gift - Transformers 00:44 She had the gift If you can hear me - Transformers 00:18 If you can hear me No friggin' way that thing's still not down - Transformers 00:16 No friggin' way that thing's still not down They bombed the antenna farm - Transformers 00:17 They bombed the antenna farm I hate you - Transformers 00:09 I hate you Don't go Ricci Ricardo on me man - Transformers 00:14 Don't go Ricci Ricardo on me man I'm still a virgin - Transformers 00:11 I'm still a virgin We made one good looking kid - Transformers 00:24 We made one good looking kid What's wrong with your radio - Transformers 00:45 What's wrong with your radio I joined the Air Force to bring The Man Ding Dongs - Transformers 00:17 I joined the Air Force to bring The Man Ding Dongs Decepticons - Transformers 00:09 Decepticons A great gift for Columbus Day - Transformers 00:18 A great gift for Columbus Day Could you wrangle me up some Ding Dongs - Transformers 00:15 Could you wrangle me up some Ding Dongs I'm all right - Transformers 00:14 I'm all right Might be a pop quiz tomorrow - Transformers 00:17 Might be a pop quiz tomorrow Anything's possible - Transformers 00:11 Anything's possible

Cast

Sam Witwicky - Shia LaBeouf
Mikaela Banes - Megan Fox
Captain Lennox - Josh Duhamel
USAF Tech Sergeant Epps - Tyrese Gibson
Maggie Madsen - Rachael Taylor
Glen Whitmann - Anthony Anderson
Defense Secretary John Keller - Jon Voight
Agent Simmons - John Turturro
Tom Banacheck - Michael O'Neill
Ron Witwicky - Kevin Dunn
Judy Witwicky - Julie White
ACWO Jorge "Fig" Figueroa - Amaury Nolasco
First Sergeant Donnelly - Zack Ward
Ranger Team - Luis Echagarruga
Ranger Team - Patrick Mulderrig
Ranger Team - Brian Shehan
Ranger Team - Michael Trisler
Akram - Rizwan Manji
Captain Witwicky - William Morgan Sheppard
Sailor - C.J. Thomason
Bobby Bolivia - Bernie Mac
Mr. Hosney - Peter Jacobson
SOCCENT Sergeant - Glenn Morshower
SOCCENT Op-Centre Tech (as Lt. Frederic Doss) - Frederic Doss
SOCCENT Op-Centre Tech - Charlie Bodin
USAF Staff Sergeant (as Josh Feinman) - Joshua Feinman
Admiral Brigham - Chris Ellis
Four Star General - Steven Ford
Two Star General - Michael Shamus Wiles
Air Force Major General - Craig Barnett
Keller Aide - Brian Prescott
Pentagon Watch Commander - Scott Peat
Enlisted Aide - Colleen Porch
Sector Seven Agent - Brian Stepanek
FBI Agent - Jamie McBride
FBI Agent (as Wiley Pickett) - Wiley M. Pickett
R&D Team Leader - Andy Milder
Moustache Man - Brian Reece
Sarah Lennox - Samantha Smith
Telephone Operator - Ravi Patel
Sheriff - Rick Gomez
Deputy (as Andy Dominguez) - Andy Domingues
Football Coach - Mike Fisher
Analyst - Colin Fickes
Analyst - Tom Lenk
Analyst - Jamison Yang
Glen's Grandmother - Esther Scott
CNN Reporter - Madison Mason
News Reporter - Jeremy Jojola
News Reporter - Jessica Kartalija
Café Kid - Andrew Altonji
Café Kid - Andrew Lewis Caldwell
Witness - J.P. Manoux
Little Girl - Sophie Bobal
Mom in Car - Laurel Garner
Boy in Car - Chip Hormess
Pilot - Ray Toth
AWACS Controller - Michael Adams
AWACS Controller - Ron Henry
AWACS Controller - Benjamin Hoffman
AWACS Controller - Michael McNabb
AWACS Controller (as Jason T. White) - Jason White
Control Tower Tech - Adam Ratajczak
Socialite (as Maya Klayn) - Maja Kljun
Socialite - Michelle Pierce
Socialite - Odette Annable
Xbox Guy - Bob Stephenson
Optimus Prime - Peter Cullen
Bumblebee - Mark Ryan
Ratchet - Robert Foxworth
Ironhide - Jess Harnell
Megatron - Hugo Weaving
Bonecrusher - Jimmie Wood
Frenzy - Reno Wilson
Starscream - Charlie Adler
Man on Corner - Mike Allen
Agent at Hoover Dam - Kenny Bates
Guy Flicked by Megatron - Michael Bay
Pedestrian - Cathy Beasley
Strike Team Soldier - Mark Bedell
Pedrestrian - James Blackburn
Arctic Explorer - Paul Michael Bloodgood
Agent at Hoover Dam - Ian Bryce
Secret Service Agent - James C. Burns
Reporter - Matt Cannon
USAF Captain - Kevin Carvell
Sector 7 Commando - Cade Courtley
Firefighter - Michael Dane
Waitress - Katie Danzer
Various - Mary Decaro
Sector 7 Agent - Christopher M. Dukes
Pedestrian - Holly Dunlap
National Deputy Directory of Operations - Tom Everett
Pilot - Dan Ferris
Football Coach - Michael J. Fisher
USMC Private - Sean Hampton
Cafe Kid - Colton Haynes
British Diplomat - James A. Howard
ASI Security Woman - Nicole Randall Johnson
Control Tower Tech - Brad Kimberly
Sector 7 Commando - Joel Lambert
Police Officer 6 - Vinnie LaRocksta
Pentagon Policeman - Julio Leal
Soldier - Shawn Lecrone
Glen's Cousin - Omar Benson Miller
SWAT Team Member - Seth Miller
Car Lot Security Guard - Ron Mitchell
SWAT Team - Stuart G Murphy
Bald Ranger Team Member - Matt Noble
Think Tank - Ian Novotny
Secret Service Agent - Geoff Reeves
Robbie Peverell - Alex Richard
Sector 7 Agent - Jason Rogers
ASI Agent - David Sampen
NY Pedestrian - Kyle Saylors
Pedestrian - Tavia Schwartz
Soldier - Bobby Silva
Scientist - Sean Smith
Lead Scientist - Ronnie Sperling
Mission City Runner - Arne Starr
Soldier - Cody Taylor
Pentagon Ops Officer - James D. Weston II