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You're ruining my youth okay Oh for Pete's sakesYou are so defensive Were you masturbatingJudy Was INo Mom Zip it okayIt's okay No I don't masturbateThat's not something for you to bring upThat's a
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Transformers

I'm sorry. It's just been a weird night. I've had a little bit to drink

Judy Witwicky:
Oh, for Pete's sakes! You are so defensive! Were you... masturbating?Ron Witwicky:Judy...Sam Witwicky: Was I master... No, Mom!Ron Witwicky:Zip it, okay?Judy Witwicky:It's okay...Sam Witwicky:No, I don't masturbate!Ron Witwicky:That's not something for you to bring up.Judy Witwicky:Okay.Ron Witwicky:That's a father-and-son thing, okay?Sam Witwicky:Father-son thing...Judy Witwicky:I mean, you don't have to call it that word if that makes you uncomfortable... you can call it Sam's happy time or...Sam Witwicky: Happy time?Judy Witwicky:...my special alone time...Ron Witwicky:Judy, stop!Judy Witwicky:...with myself.Sam Witwicky:Mom, you can't come in and...Judy Witwicky:I'm sorry. It's just been a weird night. I've had a little bit to drink

Full Transcript

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You're ruining my youth okay Oh for Pete's sakes
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You are so defensive Were you masturbating
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Judy Was I
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No Mom Zip it okay
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It's okay No I don't masturbate
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That's not something for you to bring up
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That's a father and son thing okay Father son thing
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I mean you don't have to call it that word if that makes you uncomfortable
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You can call it Sam's happy time or
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Happy time my special alone time
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Stop Mom
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Judy stop with myself
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Mom you can't come in and I'm sorry
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It's just been a weird night I've had a little bit to drink
Available in 7 languages
Duration
32 seconds
Views
3,578
Timestamp in Movie
01:15:07
Uploaded
Feb 07, 2026
Genres
adventure, science fiction, action
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Young teenager Sam Witwicky becomes involved in the ancient struggle between two extraterrestrial factions of transforming robots – the heroic Autobots and the evil Decepticons. Sam holds the clue to unimaginable power and the Decepticons will stop at nothing to retrieve it.

Actors

Julie White
Judy Witwicky
Julie White
Kevin Dunn
Ron Witwicky
Kevin Dunn
Shia LaBeouf
Sam Witwicky
Shia LaBeouf
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Oh no Look at the yard The yard is destroyed
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Judy? Better call the city. We got a blown transformer!...
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The parents are very irritatingYeah yeah yeah Can I take...
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We heard you talking to somebody SamWe wanna know who Mom I...
Oh, yes. - Transformers 00:11
Oh, yes.
Yeah Your mom's so nice - Transformers 00:08
Yeah Your mom's so nice
Ronald Wickity It's Witwicky Who are youWe're the government Sector SevenNever heard of it Never will - Transformers 00:09
Ronald Wickity It's Witwicky Who are youWe're the...
It's Witwicky - Transformers 00:06
It's Witwicky
Good Lord They've got to get their hands off my bush - Transformers 00:05
Good Lord They've got to get their hands off my bush
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You're not taking my son ReallyYou gonna try to get...
- Son? - Yeah. - Step forward, please. - Just stand? - Transformers 00:08
- Son? - Yeah. - Step forward, please. - Just stand?
Fourteen rads. - Transformers 00:15
Fourteen rads.
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If you hurt my dog I'll kick your ass
Is that you - Transformers 00:03
Is that you
Last night at the station you told the officer your car transformedEnlighten me Well here's what I said okay'Cause this is a total misunderstanding that my car had been stolenReally from me from my homebut it's fine now because it's back It came backWell - Transformers 00:33
Last night at the station you told the officer your car...
That's funny. - Transformers 00:55
That's funny.
You see thisThis is an I can do whatever I want and get away with it badge - Transformers 00:06
You see thisThis is an I can do whatever I want and get away...
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Right I'm gonna lock you up foreverOh God You know what...
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You know those cars my dad used to teach me to fixWell they...
She's a criminal Criminals are hot - Transformers 00:05
She's a criminal Criminals are hot