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Transformers: Dark of the Moon

Moon satellites. The Russian space program. Experts dead. Space program ends. Dark side......

Moon satellites. The Russian space program. Experts dead. Space program ends. Dark side... Darkside of the moon. Look what I found outside the bathroom.Is it yours? - Deal with this.- Yes, sir. I did everything you want! I really think we should talk,'cause some of the stuff... Whoa! Knock first! Can't you see I'm busy? Who are you? Who are you? You straddled me in the stall. That's happened to me once in this life.I wouldn't forget it. From the bathroom stall.You took your package out. - You took your package out.- Whoa! We are not boyfriends, okay? One phone call from meand I'll have you fired. Yes, I will, Gaylord! Are you okay? Hemorrhoids! Should I come back? Whenshould I come back? Come back when youlearn some manners!

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Moon satellites
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The Russian space program
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Experts dead
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Space program ends
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Dark side Dark side of the moon
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Look what I found outside the bathroom Is it yours
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Deal with this Yes sir
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I did everything you want
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I really think we should talk 'cause some of the stuff
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Whoa Knock first
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Can't you see I'm busy
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Who are you Who are you
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You straddled me in the stall
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That's happened to me once in this life I wouldn't forget it
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From the bathroom stall You took your package out
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You took your package out Whoa We are not boyfriends okay
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One phone call from me and I'll have you fired
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Yes I will Gaylord
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Are you okay
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Hemorrhoids
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Should I come back When should I come back
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Come back when you learn some manners
Available in 7 languages
Duration
54 seconds
Views
68
Timestamp in Movie
00:41:52
Uploaded
Feb 16, 2026
Genres
action, adventure, sci-fi
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

The Autobots learn of a Cybertronian spacecraft hidden on the moon, and race against the Decepticons to reach it and to learn its secrets.
Okay, okay! - Transformers: Dark of the Moon 00:40
Okay, okay!
Jerry you are my favoriteI'll do whatever you want me to doI know but my superiors need me to - Transformers: Dark of the Moon 00:12
Jerry you are my favoriteI'll do whatever you want me...
What did you say to WitwickyShitWho wants some chicken dinner now bitch'Cause somebody messed with the wrong Wang today - Transformers: Dark of the Moon 00:15
What did you say to WitwickyShitWho wants some chicken...
I don't need any more didactic lectures from Chuck. - Transformers: Dark of the Moon 00:07
I don't need any more didactic lectures from Chuck.
Get legal. - Transformers: Dark of the Moon 00:51
Get legal.
Come on people Yes a workmate diedbut looking out the window is not going to bring him backThe man was depressedDon't take a pictureYou can keep watching him but he's not getting upYou all read Humpty Dumpty Okay - Transformers: Dark of the Moon 00:14
Come on people Yes a workmate diedbut looking out the window...
This is exceedingly JapaneseThey never make it easy do they - Transformers: Dark of the Moon 00:09
This is exceedingly JapaneseThey never make it easy do they
- What is with you? - Transformers: Dark of the Moon 00:08
- What is with you?
We've got an emergency You gotta get Colonel Lennox out hereI'm reporting a Decepticon The Decepticons are backYou gotta open that gate right nowEasy sir This is Health and Human ServicesRight Packing M4sWhat are you protecting colostomy bagsBedpans - Transformers: Dark of the Moon 00:18
We've got an emergency You gotta get Colonel Lennox out...
This how you treat Autobots We're on the same teamYeah enjoy your next job at 7 Eleven dickheadThat's right A hole - Transformers: Dark of the Moon 00:09
This how you treat Autobots We're on the same teamYeah...
That's my car - Transformers: Dark of the Moon 00:03
That's my car
Come hereCome hereCome on SamWhat is your dealI know your black ops stuff is important to youI'm not trying to diminish it or guilt trip you or anythingI just never see you any moreYou can't come to the garage and just hang out one nightSam That makes me - Transformers: Dark of the Moon 00:23
Come hereCome hereCome on SamWhat is your dealI know your...
Until we know what we're dealing with - Transformers: Dark of the Moon 00:09
Until we know what we're dealing with
Director Mearing this is Sam WitwickyI know his name Colonel I wanna know who gave him clearanceWho gave me clearance How about Optimus Primewhen he touched down in suburbia looking for my houseThis is the National Intelligence DirectorIn case youHi - Transformers: Dark of the Moon 00:36
Director Mearing this is Sam WitwickyI know his name Colonel...
I don't care who you areIf you breathe a word of what you see in here you will do time for treasonDo you understand meI'll take my orders from the Autobots I know them I don't know youYou will - Transformers: Dark of the Moon 00:14
I don't care who you areIf you breathe a word of what...
That's the great Matrix of LeadershipHe holds the only thing in the universe that can repower a Transformer's sparkThis is incredibleSentinel Primewe bid you returnHold your fireStop SentinelIt is I Optimus PrimeIt is all right You are safeThere is - Transformers: Dark of the Moon 00:41
That's the great Matrix of LeadershipHe holds the only...
Hold your fire! - Transformers: Dark of the Moon 00:22
Hold your fire!
The war The warThe war was lostCybertron is now but a barren wastelandWe have taken refuge here on planet EarthIts human race is our ally - Transformers: Dark of the Moon 00:16
The war The warThe war was lostCybertron is now but a barren...
I will overlook your condescending toneif you heed the gravity of mineThe Decepticons must never know the space bridge is hereFor in their handsit would mean the end of your world - Transformers: Dark of the Moon 00:17
I will overlook your condescending toneif you heed the...
Total Nightmare fileSo the investigation is open We've sent agents to your officeAnd for the time being we're gonna send you home with Autobot protectionWho do I need to speak toto get you guys to understand that I can help that I can contributeHey we can - Transformers: Dark of the Moon 00:34
Total Nightmare fileSo the investigation is open We've...