Oh, my God! Oh, my God! I can't believeI almost had sex with her in my dream! I can...
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Oh, my God! Oh, my God! I can't believeI almost had sex with her in my dream! I can tellthat you really missed me a lot, Sam! - Look, it's not my fault, okay?-lt's not your fault? Listen! Listen, I'm a victim! - You were a victim? Of what?- Yeah. - Of what, a little 80-pound girl?- Of... Of molestation. It was like getting humpedin the neck by a mountain ox! You didn't have to put your tonguein her mouth! - I didn't! LOOK!- You did! You ever had your stomach tongued bya mountain ox with a five-foot tongue? It's not fun for me, okay, Mikaela?And it smelled like... Like diesel! - Like a diesel-y tinge to it!- You're such a little girl! We're gonna have10 seconds of silence right now. I'm not talking to you for 10 seconds. You can't give me the silent treatment!You know what? I'm not talking to you for 10 seconds.You have three seconds left. You know what?You can give me the silent treatment all you want,but you can't keep me from talking. - What were you gonna say?- I hope you had a lot of fun, because this, this is over. She violated your orificewith her nasty alien probe? She did it? She went in there?All her little embryo alien babies are gestating and hatching inside of you.They're growing right now, probably! You need to vomit it right now.Yak it! Yak it right now! Who are you? I'm Leonardo Ponce De Leon Spitz.Okay? I'm the key to this. The aliens,they want me 'cause of my site
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Oh my God Oh my God I can't believe I almost had sex with her in my dream
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I can tell that you really missed me a lot Sam
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Look it's not my fault okay lt's not your fault
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Listen Listen I'm a victim
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You were a victim Of what Yeah
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Of what a little 80 pound girl Of Of molestation
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It was like getting humped in the neck by a mountain ox
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You didn't have to put your tongue in her mouth
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I didn't LOOK You did
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You ever had your stomach tongued by a mountain ox with a five foot tongue
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It's not fun for me okay Mikaela And it smelled like Like diesel
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Like a diesel y tinge to it You're such a little girl
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We're gonna have 10 seconds of silence right now
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I'm not talking to you for 10 seconds
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You can't give me the silent treatment You know what
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I'm not talking to you for 10 seconds You have three seconds left
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You know what You can give me the silent treatment
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all you want but you can't keep me from talking
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What were you gonna say I hope you had a lot of fun
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because this this is over
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She violated your orifice with her nasty alien probe
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She did it She went in there All her little embryo alien babies
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are gestating and hatching inside of you They're growing right now probably
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You need to vomit it right now Yak it Yak it right now
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Who are you
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I'm Leonardo Ponce De Leon Spitz Okay I'm the key to this
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The aliens they want me 'cause of my site
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Movie Summary
Sam Witwicky leaves the Autobots behind for a normal life. But when his mind is filled with cryptic symbols, the Decepticons target him and he is dragged back into the Transformers' war.
