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Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

What is going on here? How many times can you get tasedin the nuts before you can't have...

What is going on here? How many times can you get tasedin the nuts before you can't have kids? You are an amateur, man,a rank amateur

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What is going on here
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How many times can you get tased in the nuts before you can't have kids
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You are an amateur man a rank amateur
Available in 7 languages
Duration
11 seconds
Views
2,411
Timestamp in Movie
01:21:47
Uploaded
Feb 16, 2026
Genres
science fiction, action, adventure
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Sam Witwicky leaves the Autobots behind for a normal life. But when his mind is filled with cryptic symbols, the Decepticons target him and he is dragged back into the Transformers' war.

Actors

Ramón Rodríguez
Leo Spitz
Ramón Rodríguez
We just downed five guards. - Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen 00:11
We just downed five guards.
Look, look. - Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen 00:06
Look, look.
There he isThis guy's a legend like the Chairman of the BoardYo freshman point the shard and watch the magic happenShit It's a DecepticonDec eptic on Dec eptic onBehind the MiG nowWhat sort of hideous mausoleum is thisAnswer me pawns and knavesShow - Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen 01:04
There he isThis guy's a legend like the Chairman of the...
Shit. It's a Decepticon! - Dec:eptic:on? - Dec:eptic:on? Behind the MiG now! - Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen 00:09
Shit. It's a Decepticon! - Dec:eptic:on? -...
I command these doors to openFire I said fireBollocksDamn these worthless parts Wait a second - Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen 00:14
I command these doors to openFire I said fireBollocksDamn...
Itchy wretched rust in my arse - Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen 00:05
Itchy wretched rust in my arse
The museum is going to be very angry Very angryWe gotta catch that plane - Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen 00:07
The museum is going to be very angry Very angryWe gotta...
What do you want Look we just want to talkI have no time to talk I'm on a missionI'm a mercenary doom bringer What planet am I onEarth EarthTerrible name for a planet Might as well call it Dirt Planet Dirt - Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen 00:16
What do you want Look we just want to talkI have no time to...
Tell me is that robot civil war still going onWho's winning The DecepticonsWell I changed sides to the Autobots What do you mean changed sidesIt's a choice It's an intensely personal decisionSo much negativity Who wants to live a life filled with hateYou - Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen 00:25
Tell me is that robot civil war still going onWho's...
Right I'm on a mission Wait wait wait wait - Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen 00:07
Right I'm on a mission Wait wait wait wait
To think about I won't argue with What were you sayingI told you my name was Jetfire so stop judging meSomebody shit the bed this morning I have issues of my own - Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen 00:11
To think about I won't argue with What were you sayingI...
Somebody shit the bed this morning I have issues of my ownAnd it started with my motherMy ancestors have been here for centuriesMy father he was a wheel the first wheelDo you know what he transformed into NoNothingBut he did so with honour dignity damn it - Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen 00:19
Somebody shit the bed this morning I have issues of my...
Bollocks. - Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen 00:48
Bollocks.
My boosters are fried - Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen 00:04
My boosters are fried
Well, that wasn't so bad. - Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen 00:10
Well, that wasn't so bad.
Hey I think we're in VegasThat really really hurt You're just lucky that I didn't get hurtPeople could have gotten killed okay And if I would have gotten hurtyou would have heard Shut upI told you I was opening a space bridge It's the fastest way to - Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen 00:27
Hey I think we're in VegasThat really really hurt...
This planet was visited by our race once beforeby our earliest ancestors millennia agoThey were on an exploratory mission to harvest Energonthe lifeblood of our raceWithout it we'll all perish oxidize and rust like my wretched selfDo you have any idea - Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen 00:32
This planet was visited by our race once beforeby our...
Somewhere buried in this desert our ancestors built a great machineIt harvests Energon by destroying sunsDestroy suns You mean blow them upYes You see in the beginningthere were seven Primes our original leadersAnd they set out into the universe seeking - Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen 01:44
Somewhere buried in this desert our ancestors built a great...
A great battle took place over possession of the Matrix. - Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen 00:07
A great battle took place over possession of the Matrix.
Okay so how do we stop himOnly a Prime can defeat The FallenOptimus PrimeSo you've met a PrimeWhy you must have met a great descendantIs he alive here on this planetHe sacrificed himself to save meSo he's deadWithout a Prime it's impossible No one else - Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen 01:07
Okay so how do we stop himOnly a Prime can defeat The...