Hey, candy-ass! If you have a set of balls, now would be the time to use them!
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Mr. Cutts:
Man, am I glad to see you guys now! Get me down from here! Swackhammer:
Jump, you chicken-shit! Travis B. Welker:
No, no, no. Don't jump, okay? But I'll tell you what you can do: Remove all the tax liens on Mr. Gummer for the last 27 years and give him back his house, and I'll make sure that you stay on this side of the tundra. Mr. Cutts:
Yeah, whatever. Done. Travis B. Welker:
Uh, no, we're not done! We also don't wanna pay taxes for the rest of our life! Federal or state, yeah! Mr. Cutts:
Nevada doesn't have state taxes! Travis B. Welker:
Yeah, no Federal taxes! Mr. Cutts:
Well, that's gonna be a hard one to swing! Travis B. Welker:
Uh, have a nice life! Mr. Cutts:
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, fine! I'll do it. Swackhammer:
[brings a ladder. Talks to Mr. Cutts]
You didn't see the ladder, asshole? Travis B. Welker:
[Prevents the ladder to hit his testicles. Talks to Swackhammer]
Dude! Baby bag! Swackhammer:
[to Mr. Cutts]
Hey, candy-ass! If you have a set of balls, now would be the time to use them!
Man, am I glad to see you guys now! Get me down from here! Swackhammer:
Jump, you chicken-shit! Travis B. Welker:
No, no, no. Don't jump, okay? But I'll tell you what you can do: Remove all the tax liens on Mr. Gummer for the last 27 years and give him back his house, and I'll make sure that you stay on this side of the tundra. Mr. Cutts:
Yeah, whatever. Done. Travis B. Welker:
Uh, no, we're not done! We also don't wanna pay taxes for the rest of our life! Federal or state, yeah! Mr. Cutts:
Nevada doesn't have state taxes! Travis B. Welker:
Yeah, no Federal taxes! Mr. Cutts:
Well, that's gonna be a hard one to swing! Travis B. Welker:
Uh, have a nice life! Mr. Cutts:
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, fine! I'll do it. Swackhammer:
[brings a ladder. Talks to Mr. Cutts]
You didn't see the ladder, asshole? Travis B. Welker:
[Prevents the ladder to hit his testicles. Talks to Swackhammer]
Dude! Baby bag! Swackhammer:
[to Mr. Cutts]
Hey, candy-ass! If you have a set of balls, now would be the time to use them!
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But I'll tell you what you can do
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Remove all the tax liens on Mr Gummer for the last 27 years
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and give him back his house
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and I'll make sure that you stay on this side of the tundra
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Yeah whatever Done
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Uh no we're not done
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We also don't wanna pay taxes for the rest of our life
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Federal or state yeah Nevada doesn't have state taxes
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Yeah no federal taxes
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Well that's gonna be a hard one to swing
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Uh have a nice life Okay yeah yeah yeah fine
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I'll do it You didn't see the ladder asshole
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Dude Baby bag
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Movie Summary
The new sequel finds Burt Gummer, who's dying from Graboid poison, and his son Travis at a remote research station in Canada's Nunavut Territory, where they must go up against a new batch of Graboids to save Burt's life.
