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As soon as they open their mouths

Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark

"Yeah. Going to kill you, break you. I'll destroy your family." Even if they say nice...

Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark • 2017

As soon as they open their mouths: [Russian accent]
"Yeah. Going to kill you, break you. I'll destroy your family." Even if they say nice things,
it still sounds menacing and dangerous. "Yeah, fluffy rabbits and teddy bears. Happy Valentine's Day." Sounds like a threat. You don't mess with Russians.
I don't care who you are, where you are, you do not mess with the Russians
because of that accent. All of us in the world
are afraid of the Russians. They do that thing when they speak.
Strikes fear into the hearts of men. And you see it every single day. Look what happened at the Olympics. We found out the Russians have been doping
for the last four or five Olympics. Olympic Committee banned them,
confidently as well. While they were in Zurich

Full Transcript

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As soon as they open their mouths:

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[Russian accent] "Yeah. Going to kill you, break you.

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I'll destroy your family."

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Even if they say nice things, it still sounds menacing and dangerous.

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"Yeah, fluffy rabbits and teddy bears.

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Happy Valentine's Day."

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Sounds like a threat.

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You don't mess with Russians. I don't care who you are, where you are,

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you do not mess with the Russians because of that accent.

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All of us in the world are afraid of the Russians.

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They do that thing when they speak. Strikes fear into the hearts of men.

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And you see it every single day.

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Look what happened at the Olympics.

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We found out the Russians have been doping for the last four or five Olympics.

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Olympic Committee banned them, confidently as well.

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While they were in Zurich.

Duration

51 seconds

Views

46

Timestamp in Movie

00:55:10

Uploaded

Jul 08, 2025

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Movie Summary

Trevor Noah's Netflix one hour standup special. Amazing comedy covering race in America, immigration politics, international relations and more.