But what happens is, I'll be sleeping. And in the middle of the night,I'll be woken up by...

But what happens is, I'll be sleeping. And in the middle of the night,
I'll be woken up by the need to pee. And whenever that happens,
I'm always faced with the eternal dilemma. When I go to the bathroom,
do I turn the lights on and lose my sleep? Or do I leave the lights off
and shit myself? I never know which one to go with. But what I started doing now
is I leave the lights off. And when I go the bathroom, I just speak
to myself in a Russian accent. It sounds crazy, but I feel safe. I feel like I'm the most dangerous thing
in the night. You'll find me at three a.m.,
barefoot, walking to the toilet, like, "Yes.
Big boy got to make a pee-pee