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Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark

"Don't be a penis,"that should be the saying. Scotland taught me so many things. Beautiful...

"Don't be a penis,"
that should be the saying. Scotland taught me so many things. Beautiful place, beautiful people,
rich in culture. My favorite thing to do while I was there
was trying to learn the Scottish accents. I butcher it, but I don't care.
I have fun. What I do when I travel is try
to speak to people in their accents and see if they can catch me out.
That's one of my favorite games. I'd walk into a store in Edinburgh,
and I'd just be like... [Scottish accent] "Good afternoon. I would like to buy a pair of shoes." He'd be like, "Where are you from?" "I'm from Scotland." "Aye, what part?" "Johannesburg."

Full Transcript

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"Don't be a penis," that should be the saying.
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Scotland taught me so many things.
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Beautiful place, beautiful people, rich in culture.
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My favorite thing to do while I was there was trying to learn the Scottish accents.
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I butcher it, but I don't care. I have fun.
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What I do when I travel is try to speak to people in their accents
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and see if they can catch me out. That's one of my favorite games.
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I'd walk into a store in Edinburgh, and I'd just be like...
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[Scottish accent] "Good afternoon.
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I would like to buy a pair of shoes."
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He'd be like, "Where are you from?"
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"I'm from Scotland."
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"Aye, what part?"
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"Johannesburg."
Duration
46 seconds
Views
53
Timestamp in Movie
00:41:19
Uploaded
Jul 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
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Movie Summary

Trevor Noah's Netflix one hour standup special. Amazing comedy covering race in America, immigration politics, international relations and more.
But Barack... - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:19
But Barack...
And then he'd go down the stairs, doing it the only way he could, you know? - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:05
And then he'd go down the stairs, doing it the only way...
The way he descended, it looked like every time he hit the ground, - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:15
The way he descended, it looked like every time he hit the g...
Where is he?" - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:48
Where is he?"
You will scare the white people." - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:36
You will scare the white people."
"Wow, that's powerful, Mr. Mandela. - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:27
"Wow, that's powerful, Mr. Mandela.
[deep, raspy vocalizing] - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:06
[deep, raspy vocalizing]
"That's it. You are getting it now." - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:04
"That's it. You are getting it now."
"That's it. I think you've got it. - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:50
"That's it. I think you've got it.
It's crazy and frightening - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:50
It's crazy and frightening
[French accent] "I was thinking that maybe we could-- - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:31
[French accent] "I was thinking that maybe we could--
As soon as they open their mouths: - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:51
As soon as they open their mouths:
[German accent] "We here at the Olympic Committee - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:29
[German accent] "We here at the Olympic Committee
This is for all of us. Okay. I see you in Rio. - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:27
This is for all of us. Okay. I see you in Rio.
And the whole world, what did we do? - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:06
And the whole world, what did we do?
You don't mess with the Russians. Most frightening people in the world. - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:36
You don't mess with the Russians. Most frightening peop...
But what happens is, I'll be sleeping. - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:50
But what happens is, I'll be sleeping.
♪ I know you want me ♪" - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:19
♪ I know you want me ♪"
Done. - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:37
Done.
Yo for real ladies can I just say men are creeps - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:12
Yo for real ladies can I just say men are creeps