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Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark

Don't be a pussy? Have you ever come across a pussy? The vagina is one of the most...

Don't be a pussy? Have you ever come across a pussy? The vagina is one of the most powerful-- You realize vaginas can start revolutions
and end wars. You realize, even on a physical level, the vagina is one of the strongest things
that have ever existed. Virtually indestructible. Many men in this room-- Many, many men in this room have tales
of how they once defeated the pussy. Let me tell you now, they have not

Full Transcript

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Don't be a pussy?
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Have you ever come across a pussy?
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The vagina is one of the most powerful--
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You realize vaginas can start revolutions and end wars.
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You realize, even on a physical level,
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the vagina is one of the strongest things that have ever existed.
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Virtually indestructible.
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Many men in this room--
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Many, many men in this room have tales of how they once defeated the pussy.
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Let me tell you now, they have not.
Duration
32 seconds
Views
53
Timestamp in Movie
00:39:06
Uploaded
Jul 09, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Trevor Noah's Netflix one hour standup special. Amazing comedy covering race in America, immigration politics, international relations and more.
The owner of the pussy may have given you the impression - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:09
The owner of the pussy may have given you the impression
Whenever people say that, - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:50
Whenever people say that,
"Don't be a pussy." - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:08
"Don't be a pussy."
"Don't be a penis," that should be the saying. - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:46
"Don't be a penis," that should be the saying...
But Barack... - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:19
But Barack...
And then he'd go down the stairs, doing it the only way he could, you know? - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:05
And then he'd go down the stairs, doing it the only way...
The way he descended, it looked like every time he hit the ground, - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:15
The way he descended, it looked like every time he hit the g...
Where is he?" - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:48
Where is he?"
You will scare the white people." - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:36
You will scare the white people."
"Wow, that's powerful, Mr. Mandela. - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:27
"Wow, that's powerful, Mr. Mandela.
[deep, raspy vocalizing] - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:06
[deep, raspy vocalizing]
"That's it. You are getting it now." - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:04
"That's it. You are getting it now."
"That's it. I think you've got it. - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:50
"That's it. I think you've got it.
It's crazy and frightening - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:50
It's crazy and frightening
[French accent] "I was thinking that maybe we could-- - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:31
[French accent] "I was thinking that maybe we could--
As soon as they open their mouths: - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:51
As soon as they open their mouths:
[German accent] "We here at the Olympic Committee - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:29
[German accent] "We here at the Olympic Committee
This is for all of us. Okay. I see you in Rio. - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:27
This is for all of us. Okay. I see you in Rio.
And the whole world, what did we do? - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:06
And the whole world, what did we do?
You don't mess with the Russians. Most frightening people in the world. - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:36
You don't mess with the Russians. Most frightening peop...