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Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark

I used to thinkthe Scottish had an accent. I've now learned that's just centuriesof people...

I used to think
the Scottish had an accent. I've now learned that's just centuries
of people trying not to throw up. That's all that is. [Scottish accent]
"All right. What you do... [groaning] You laddies never had that drink-- [groaning] [speaking gibberish in Scottish accent]

Full Transcript

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I used to think the Scottish had an accent.
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I've now learned that's just centuries of people trying not to throw up.
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That's all that is.
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[Scottish accent] "All right. What you do...
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[groaning]
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You laddies never had that drink--
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[groaning]
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[speaking gibberish in Scottish accent]
Duration
18 seconds
Views
48
Timestamp in Movie
00:31:34
Uploaded
Jul 08, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Trevor Noah's Netflix one hour standup special. Amazing comedy covering race in America, immigration politics, international relations and more.
Don't be a pussy? - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:32
Don't be a pussy?
The owner of the pussy may have given you the impression - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:09
The owner of the pussy may have given you the impression
Whenever people say that, - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:50
Whenever people say that,
"Don't be a pussy." - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:08
"Don't be a pussy."
"Don't be a penis," that should be the saying. - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:46
"Don't be a penis," that should be the saying...
But Barack... - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:19
But Barack...
And then he'd go down the stairs, doing it the only way he could, you know? - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:05
And then he'd go down the stairs, doing it the only way...
The way he descended, it looked like every time he hit the ground, - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:15
The way he descended, it looked like every time he hit the g...
Where is he?" - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:48
Where is he?"
You will scare the white people." - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:36
You will scare the white people."
"Wow, that's powerful, Mr. Mandela. - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:27
"Wow, that's powerful, Mr. Mandela.
[deep, raspy vocalizing] - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:06
[deep, raspy vocalizing]
"That's it. You are getting it now." - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:04
"That's it. You are getting it now."
"That's it. I think you've got it. - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:50
"That's it. I think you've got it.
It's crazy and frightening - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:50
It's crazy and frightening
[French accent] "I was thinking that maybe we could-- - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:31
[French accent] "I was thinking that maybe we could--
As soon as they open their mouths: - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:51
As soon as they open their mouths:
[German accent] "We here at the Olympic Committee - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:29
[German accent] "We here at the Olympic Committee
This is for all of us. Okay. I see you in Rio. - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:27
This is for all of us. Okay. I see you in Rio.
And the whole world, what did we do? - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:06
And the whole world, what did we do?