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If there's one country... if there's one nation in the world, that has no right to complain
about immigration, it's Great Britain. If there's one nation in particular. You do understand, they created the problem
that they are now dealing with. They went out and colonized the world. At one point, half of the globe
was controlled by the British Empire. Do you understand how insane that is? They went around colonizing
from pillar to post. People didn't care about them.
No one was trying to find the British. The British were the ones
traveling the world, telling everyone of their existence,
knocking on doors. "Hey, we're the British. Follow us." It's basically ancient Twitter,
that's what that was
about immigration, it's Great Britain. If there's one nation in particular. You do understand, they created the problem
that they are now dealing with. They went out and colonized the world. At one point, half of the globe
was controlled by the British Empire. Do you understand how insane that is? They went around colonizing
from pillar to post. People didn't care about them.
No one was trying to find the British. The British were the ones
traveling the world, telling everyone of their existence,
knocking on doors. "Hey, we're the British. Follow us." It's basically ancient Twitter,
that's what that was
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If there's one country...
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if there's one nation in the world,
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that has no right to complain
about immigration,
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it's Great Britain.
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If there's one nation in particular.
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You do understand,
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they created the problem
that they are now dealing with.
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They went out and colonized the world.
00:00:27.776 --> 00:00:31.238
At one point, half of the globe
was controlled by the British Empire.
00:00:31.322 --> 00:00:33.199
Do you understand how insane that is?
00:00:33.824 --> 00:00:35.826
They went around colonizing
from pillar to post.
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People didn't care about them.
No one was trying to find the British.
00:00:40.789 --> 00:00:42.917
The British were the ones
traveling the world,
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telling everyone of their existence,
knocking on doors.
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"Hey, we're the British. Follow us."
00:00:48.547 --> 00:00:51.133
It's basically ancient Twitter,
that's what that was.
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Movie Summary
Trevor Noah's Netflix one hour standup special. Amazing comedy covering race in America, immigration politics, international relations and more.
