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Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark

It'll be hard. Scotland was so much fun. Every day I was there, I felt likeI was learning...

It'll be hard. Scotland was so much fun. Every day I was there, I felt like
I was learning something new. I did learn something
that I wish to share with you, and I hope you'll not suffer
the same ills I did. If you do go to Scotland, and you are ever offered a drink... don't. Because, you see, the Scottish,
unlike us-- We drink to enjoy. The Scottish drink to die

Full Transcript

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It'll be hard.
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Scotland was so much fun.
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Every day I was there, I felt like I was learning something new.
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I did learn something that I wish to share with you,
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and I hope you'll not suffer the same ills I did.
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If you do go to Scotland,
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and you are ever offered a drink...
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don't.
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Because, you see, the Scottish, unlike us--
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We drink to enjoy.
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The Scottish drink to die.
Duration
33 seconds
Views
39
Timestamp in Movie
00:30:58
Uploaded
Jul 13, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Trevor Noah's Netflix one hour standup special. Amazing comedy covering race in America, immigration politics, international relations and more.
I used to think the Scottish had an accent. - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:18
I used to think the Scottish had an accent.
Don't be a pussy? - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:32
Don't be a pussy?
The owner of the pussy may have given you the impression - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:09
The owner of the pussy may have given you the impression
Whenever people say that, - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:50
Whenever people say that,
"Don't be a pussy." - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:08
"Don't be a pussy."
"Don't be a penis," that should be the saying. - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:46
"Don't be a penis," that should be the saying...
But Barack... - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:19
But Barack...
And then he'd go down the stairs, doing it the only way he could, you know? - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:05
And then he'd go down the stairs, doing it the only way...
The way he descended, it looked like every time he hit the ground, - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:15
The way he descended, it looked like every time he hit the g...
Where is he?" - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:48
Where is he?"
You will scare the white people." - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:36
You will scare the white people."
"Wow, that's powerful, Mr. Mandela. - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:27
"Wow, that's powerful, Mr. Mandela.
[deep, raspy vocalizing] - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:06
[deep, raspy vocalizing]
"That's it. You are getting it now." - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:04
"That's it. You are getting it now."
"That's it. I think you've got it. - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:50
"That's it. I think you've got it.
It's crazy and frightening - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:50
It's crazy and frightening
[French accent] "I was thinking that maybe we could-- - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:31
[French accent] "I was thinking that maybe we could--
As soon as they open their mouths: - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:51
As soon as they open their mouths:
[German accent] "We here at the Olympic Committee - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:29
[German accent] "We here at the Olympic Committee
This is for all of us. Okay. I see you in Rio. - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:27
This is for all of us. Okay. I see you in Rio.