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That was the weirdest thing in my head. In my head, he instantly went from international criminal
to immigrant instantly. I wasn't afraid anymore.
It was the strangest thing. He was just a normal person in my mind,
because Russian doesn't frighten me. If anything, Russian just sounds
like a DJ is scratching on a turntable. That's all I hear when I hear Russian,
like a DJ took a turntable. They're scratching English like, "Vlad,
the guys got to be there at three o'clock. You got to let me know
when you get the package. Afterwards, the guy's got to call me. Don't worry about that.
I'll let you know. No, Vlad. Listen, Vlad. [imitating record playing backwards
as mock Russian]
to immigrant instantly. I wasn't afraid anymore.
It was the strangest thing. He was just a normal person in my mind,
because Russian doesn't frighten me. If anything, Russian just sounds
like a DJ is scratching on a turntable. That's all I hear when I hear Russian,
like a DJ took a turntable. They're scratching English like, "Vlad,
the guys got to be there at three o'clock. You got to let me know
when you get the package. Afterwards, the guy's got to call me. Don't worry about that.
I'll let you know. No, Vlad. Listen, Vlad. [imitating record playing backwards
as mock Russian]
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That was the weirdest thing in my head.
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In my head, he instantly went
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from international criminal
to immigrant instantly.
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I wasn't afraid anymore.
It was the strangest thing.
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He was just a normal person in my mind,
because Russian doesn't frighten me.
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If anything, Russian just sounds
like a DJ is scratching on a turntable.
00:00:20.979 --> 00:00:24.001
That's all I hear when I hear Russian,
like a DJ took a turntable.
00:00:24.149 --> 00:00:28.001
They're scratching English like, "Vlad,
the guys got to be there at three o'clock.
00:00:28.111 --> 00:00:29.863
You got to let me know
when you get the package.
00:00:29.946 --> 00:00:31.781
Afterwards, the guy's got to call me.
00:00:31.865 --> 00:00:35.869
Don't worry about that.
I'll let you know. No, Vlad. Listen, Vlad.
00:00:35.952 --> 00:00:38.496
[imitating record playing backwards
as mock Russian]
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Movie Summary
Trevor Noah's Netflix one hour standup special. Amazing comedy covering race in America, immigration politics, international relations and more.
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