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Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark

Whenever people say that, I go, "Do you understandhow impressive the vagina is? Do you...

Whenever people say that, I go, "Do you understand
how impressive the vagina is? Do you understand how strong it is?" There's a reason men have sought
to oppress it for so long. The vagina is frighteningly powerful. You realize human beings come out
of a vagina. Human beings come out, and still it continues
to work as intended. Do you understand how impressive that is? I don't know if I'm the only one.
New York, do you understand? A human being comes out... of the vagina. And still, it continues to operate, and it continues to work
after a human has just come out. You're saying it's weak?
A human came out of the vagina. You just sit on a penis wrong,
and it breaks. You just

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Whenever people say that,
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I go, "Do you understand how impressive the vagina is?
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Do you understand how strong it is?"
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There's a reason men have sought to oppress it for so long.
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The vagina is frighteningly powerful.
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You realize human beings come out of a vagina.
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Human beings come out,
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and still it continues to work as intended.
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Do you understand how impressive that is?
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I don't know if I'm the only one. New York, do you understand?
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A human being comes out...
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of the vagina.
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And still, it continues to operate,
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and it continues to work after a human has just come out.
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You're saying it's weak? A human came out of the vagina.
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You just sit on a penis wrong, and it breaks. You just--
Duration
50 seconds
Views
39
Timestamp in Movie
00:39:52
Uploaded
Jul 09, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Trevor Noah's Netflix one hour standup special. Amazing comedy covering race in America, immigration politics, international relations and more.
"Don't be a pussy." - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:08
"Don't be a pussy."
"Don't be a penis," that should be the saying. - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:46
"Don't be a penis," that should be the saying...
But Barack... - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:19
But Barack...
And then he'd go down the stairs, doing it the only way he could, you know? - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:05
And then he'd go down the stairs, doing it the only way...
The way he descended, it looked like every time he hit the ground, - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:15
The way he descended, it looked like every time he hit the g...
Where is he?" - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:48
Where is he?"
You will scare the white people." - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:36
You will scare the white people."
"Wow, that's powerful, Mr. Mandela. - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:27
"Wow, that's powerful, Mr. Mandela.
[deep, raspy vocalizing] - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:06
[deep, raspy vocalizing]
"That's it. You are getting it now." - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:04
"That's it. You are getting it now."
"That's it. I think you've got it. - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:50
"That's it. I think you've got it.
It's crazy and frightening - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:50
It's crazy and frightening
[French accent] "I was thinking that maybe we could-- - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:31
[French accent] "I was thinking that maybe we could--
As soon as they open their mouths: - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:51
As soon as they open their mouths:
[German accent] "We here at the Olympic Committee - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:29
[German accent] "We here at the Olympic Committee
This is for all of us. Okay. I see you in Rio. - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:27
This is for all of us. Okay. I see you in Rio.
And the whole world, what did we do? - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:06
And the whole world, what did we do?
You don't mess with the Russians. Most frightening people in the world. - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:36
You don't mess with the Russians. Most frightening peop...
But what happens is, I'll be sleeping. - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:50
But what happens is, I'll be sleeping.
♪ I know you want me ♪" - Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark 00:19
♪ I know you want me ♪"