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Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

In his third special show, comedian Trevor Noah talks learning German, speaking ill of the dead, judging people in horror movies, dealing with modern communication, and ordering Indian food in Scotland.

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David Paul Meyer

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Genre

documentary, comedy

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N/A

Production

Day Zero Productions,Bob Bain Productions,Mainstay Entertainment

Awards

Nominated for 1 Primetime Emmy. 2 nominations total

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https://www.netflix.com/title/81228515

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[giggling] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

My whole life, I'd seen, whenever there
was a virus that broke out in the world, - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

My whole life, I'd seen, whenever there was a virus tha...

They're like, "Trevor, are you seeing
what's happening with coronavirus?" - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

They're like, "Trevor, are you seeing what's ...

Pound for pound, Africa did better
than any other continent - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

Pound for pound, Africa did better than any other continent

[cheers and applause] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

[cheers and applause]

What was even wilder was this… - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

What was even wilder was this…

Every time you'd watch the news,
there was always a subtle level of blame - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

Every time you'd watch the news, there was always a sub...

It would always be someone random
on, like, Sky or the BBC standing there. - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

It would always be someone random on, like, Sky or the BBC s...

There'd be dead bodies
piled up behind them. Like, - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

There'd be dead bodies piled up behind them. Like,

And then when COVID came, - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

And then when COVID came,

[applause] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

One of the biggest side effects of COVID
that I didn't expect - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

One of the biggest side effects of COVID that I didn't ...

[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

"You know what happened here.
The government did this." - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

"You know what happened here. The government did this.&...

A population
that goes to work, earns money, - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

A population that goes to work, earns money,

To get more money to go to the job
for the thing they don't like, - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

To get more money to go to the job for the thing they don�...

Or everyone just sitting at home - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

Or everyone just sitting at home

[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

Please understand that.
I actually like a good conspiracy theory. - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

Please understand that. I actually like a good conspiracy th...

I think, in your life, you should hold
at least one good conspiracy theory. - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

I think, in your life, you should hold at least one good con...

-Yeah. Keeps you on your toes.
-[crowd chuckling] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

-Yeah. Keeps you on your toes. -[crowd chuckling]

I believe - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

[laughter continues] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

[laughter continues]

I knew exactly what caused COVID.
I saw it coming and I didn't say anything. - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

I knew exactly what caused COVID. I saw it coming and I didn...

-My bad, by the way. I, uh…
-[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

-My bad, by the way. I, uh… -[laughter]

You know, when I was young,
wishing was something that was special. - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

You know, when I was young, wishing was something that was s...

You had to have
a special set of circumstances - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

You had to have a special set of circumstances

You'd find a clover
with the right amount of leaves. Yeah? - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

You'd find a clover with the right amount of leaves. Ye...

[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

And if you blew them all out, - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

And if you blew them all out,

[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

Find an eyelash on their cheek…
[dramatic gasp] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

Find an eyelash on their cheek… [dramatic gasp]

[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

-Right? Be like, "11:11."
-[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

-Right? Be like, "11:11." -[laughter]

[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

"Oh, I wish a nigga would." Would what?
You can't just leave it open-ended. - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

"Oh, I wish a nigga would." Would what? You can�...

[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

Yeah, COVID was like an asshole genie
that gave us everything we asked for. - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

Yeah, COVID was like an asshole genie that gave us everythin...

[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

How many people were rubbing that lamp - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

How many people were rubbing that lamp

Just wishing away, like, - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

Just wishing away, like,

You forgot to wish that the office
wouldn't come into your house. - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

You forgot to wish that the office wouldn't come into y...

[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

-"Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh."
-[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

-"Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh." -[laughter]

[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

"Oh, I wish I could spend more time
with my kids. Oh!" - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

"Oh, I wish I could spend more time with my kids. Oh!&q...

A lot of parents realized
the only reason you like your kids - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

A lot of parents realized the only reason you like your kids

[laughter, applause] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

[laughter, applause]

[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

It was so fun. Remember at the beginning,
all the parents were there, - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

It was so fun. Remember at the beginning, all the parents we...

-"When are the goddamn schools opening?"
-[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

-"When are the goddamn schools opening?" -[laughte...

[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

Like, "Damn, girl." - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

Like, "Damn, girl."

Lot of couples - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

Lot of people realized - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

Lot of people realized

[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

It all started as so much fun, remember?
In the beginning, it was like a sleepover. - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

It all started as so much fun, remember? In the beginning, i...

"Oh my God, this is so much fun!" - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

"Oh my God, this is so much fun!"

And at some point,
you'd be sitting in the house - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

And at some point, you'd be sitting in the house

[mimics weak coughing] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

[mimics weak coughing]

You know, - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

But oftentimes, - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

But oftentimes,

And you know, if you ask me, it's because… - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

And you know, if you ask me, it's because…

As humans, we've become so comfortable - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

As humans, we've become so comfortable

We get taught every single day
that "we know, we know, we know." - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

We get taught every single day that "we know, we know, ...

"What's the weather gonna be like?"
You know. "Oh, it'll rain on Thursday." - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

"What's the weather gonna be like?" You know....

If you had that technology 500 years ago, - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

If you had that technology 500 years ago,

We take that for granted,
but it's also made us forget that - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

We take that for granted, but it's also made us forget ...

And I think the thing we need to take
a moment to think about is the why. - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

And I think the thing we need to take a moment to think abou...

It wasn't because of movies, - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

It wasn't because of movies,

-I lost you. You lost me.
-[cheers and applause] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

-I lost you. You lost me. -[cheers and applause]

And what made it worse was governments
made it seem like they knew. - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

And what made it worse was governments made it seem like the...

They were so confident, - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

They were so confident,

[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

We heard of China building
a 10,000-person hospital overnight. - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

We heard of China building a 10,000-person hospital overnigh...

None of us asked, "Why?" - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

None of us asked, "Why?"

One of my favorites was - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

One of my favorites was

[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

Journalists asked him,
"Prime Minister Johnson, - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

Journalists asked him, "Prime Minister Johnson,

Yeah. You see him when he came out?
Donald J. Trump? - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

Yeah. You see him when he came out? Donald J. Trump?

He was like,
"Folks, we're gonna have it handled." - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

He was like, "Folks, we're gonna have it handled.&...

Both men went to the ICU, almost died.
Only reason they survived - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

Both men went to the ICU, almost died. Only reason they surv...

Boris, to his credit, he came out
of that hospital like he had seen Jesus. - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

Boris, to his credit, he came out of that hospital like he h...

[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

He came there, barely dressed,
like, "Everybody, this is not a joke." - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

He came there, barely dressed, like, "Everybody, this i...

-Like… [clicking]
-[audience laughing, applauding] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

-Like… [clicking] -[audience laughing, applauding]

He came out of the hospital, - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

He came out of the hospital,

Didn't even speak. Was just like…
[dramatic wheezing] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

Didn't even speak. Was just like… [dramatic wheezing]

[mimics Trump] "If I can do it…" - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

[mimics Trump] "If I can do it…"

Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would poster

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In his third special show, comedian Trevor Noah talks learning German, speaking ill of the dead, judging people in horror movies, dealing with modern communication, and ordering Indian food in Scotland.

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Director: David Paul Meyer

Writer: Trevor Noah

Production: Day Zero Productions,Bob Bain Productions,Mainstay Entertainment

Genre: documentary, comedy

Year: 2022

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 6.7

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 22 Nov 2022

Awards: Nominated for 1 Primetime Emmy. 2 nominations total

Homepage: https://www.netflix.com/title/81228515