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Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

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Duration
6 seconds
Views
56
Timestamp in Movie
00:13:41
Uploaded
Mar 16, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Day Zero Productions,Bob Bain Productions,Mainstay Entertainment

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Movie Summary

In his third special show, comedian Trevor Noah talks learning German, speaking ill of the dead, judging people in horror movies, dealing with modern communication, and ordering Indian food in Scotland.
One of my favorite things - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:14
One of my favorite things
[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:08
[laughter]
And then when they die, I'm like, "You deserved it." - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:09
And then when they die, I'm like, "You deserved it...
There's, like, a guy in a mask, and he's got a knife. Right? - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:05
There's, like, a guy in a mask, and he's got a kni...
[panicked whimpering] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:09
[panicked whimpering]
If someone's chasing you with a knife and you get to a car, - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:07
If someone's chasing you with a knife and you get to a ...
-And then you wait. -[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:06
-And then you wait. -[laughter]
[vocalizes jaunty tune] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:06
[vocalizes jaunty tune]
[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:06
[laughter]
Yeah? The one with the aliens that don't see anything? - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:05
Yeah? The one with the aliens that don't see anything?
They just use echolocation to figure out where everyone is. - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:05
They just use echolocation to figure out where everyone is.
-[throaty clicking vocalizations] -[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:32
-[throaty clicking vocalizations] -[laughter]
-[laughter] -No… [whimpers] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:10
-[laughter] -No… [whimpers]
And there'll always be the moment where you can see the monster's given up. - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:05
And there'll always be the moment where you can see the...
You know? The moment where the monster's like… [clicking] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:26
You know? The moment where the monster's like… [clickin...
[audience laughing] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:07
[audience laughing]
You just stay inside for long enough, and the danger will subside. - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:05
You just stay inside for long enough, and the danger will su...
Why can't you do it? Why is it so hard to just stay inside? - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:05
Why can't you do it? Why is it so hard to just stay ins...
[audience laughing] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:13
[audience laughing]
I thought if humans were ever threatened with an existential threat, - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:12
I thought if humans were ever threatened with an existential...