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Both men went to the ICU, almost died. Only reason they survived
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Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

Both men went to the ICU, almost died.Only reason they survived is because they're both...

Both men went to the ICU, almost died.
Only reason they survived is because they're both heads of state.
They gave them that secret juice

Full Transcript

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Both men went to the ICU, almost died. Only reason they survived
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is because they're both heads of state. They gave them that secret juice.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:36:21
Uploaded
Mar 16, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Day Zero Productions,Bob Bain Productions,Mainstay Entertainment

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Movie Summary

In his third special show, comedian Trevor Noah talks learning German, speaking ill of the dead, judging people in horror movies, dealing with modern communication, and ordering Indian food in Scotland.
Boris, to his credit, he came out of that hospital like he had seen Jesus. - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:05
Boris, to his credit, he came out of that hospital like he h...
[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:08
[laughter]
He came there, barely dressed, like, "Everybody, this is not a joke." - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:17
He came there, barely dressed, like, "Everybody, this i...
-Like… [clicking] -[audience laughing, applauding] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:16
-Like… [clicking] -[audience laughing, applauding]
He came out of the hospital, - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:07
He came out of the hospital,
Didn't even speak. Was just like… [dramatic wheezing] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:13
Didn't even speak. Was just like… [dramatic wheezing]
[mimics Trump] "If I can do it…" - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:13
[mimics Trump] "If I can do it…"
[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:05
[laughter]
[crowd cheering] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:10
[crowd cheering]
What I don't understand is why people voted for him. - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:05
What I don't understand is why people voted for him.
What was even crazier was that some people voted for him - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:07
What was even crazier was that some people voted for him
[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:06
[laughter]
People were like, "I can't believe what he's doing." - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:19
People were like, "I can't believe what he's ...
[laughter, applause] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:07
[laughter, applause]
"Who do you think it is, Scoob?" Be like, - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:20
"Who do you think it is, Scoob?" Be like,
Why would you vote…? I mean, actually… - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:06
Why would you vote…? I mean, actually…
'Cause what I get and I've realized is, - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:10
'Cause what I get and I've realized is,
[crowd chuckling] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:07
[crowd chuckling]
You come out there, "Here are my--" - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:10
You come out there, "Here are my--"
You realize there's been no American president - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:06
You realize there's been no American president