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Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

Find an eyelash on their cheek… "Make a wish!" Know how many of these shitsare on your...

Find an eyelash on their cheek…
[dramatic gasp] "Make a wish!" Know how many of these shits
are on your face at any given time?

Full Transcript

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Find an eyelash on their cheek… [dramatic gasp]
00:00:03.127 --> 00:00:04.629
"Make a wish!"
00:00:04.712 --> 00:00:07.381
Know how many of these shits are on your face at any given time?
Duration
8 seconds
Views
34
Timestamp in Movie
00:26:22
Uploaded
Mar 16, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Day Zero Productions,Bob Bain Productions,Mainstay Entertainment

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Movie Summary

In his third special show, comedian Trevor Noah talks learning German, speaking ill of the dead, judging people in horror movies, dealing with modern communication, and ordering Indian food in Scotland.
[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:05
[laughter]
-Right? Be like, "11:11." -[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:12
-Right? Be like, "11:11." -[laughter]
[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:07
[laughter]
"Oh, I wish a nigga would." Would what? You can't just leave it open-ended. - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:06
"Oh, I wish a nigga would." Would what? You can�...
[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:08
[laughter]
Yeah, COVID was like an asshole genie that gave us everything we asked for. - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:06
Yeah, COVID was like an asshole genie that gave us everythin...
[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:07
[laughter]
How many people were rubbing that lamp - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:06
How many people were rubbing that lamp
Just wishing away, like, - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:21
Just wishing away, like,
You forgot to wish that the office wouldn't come into your house. - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:05
You forgot to wish that the office wouldn't come into y...
[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:14
[laughter]
-"Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh." -[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:11
-"Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh." -[laughter]
[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:09
[laughter]
"Oh, I wish I could spend more time with my kids. Oh!" - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:17
"Oh, I wish I could spend more time with my kids. Oh!&q...
A lot of parents realized the only reason you like your kids - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:08
A lot of parents realized the only reason you like your kids
[laughter, applause] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:12
[laughter, applause]
[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:07
[laughter]
It was so fun. Remember at the beginning, all the parents were there, - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:26
It was so fun. Remember at the beginning, all the parents we...
-"When are the goddamn schools opening?" -[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:34
-"When are the goddamn schools opening?" -[laughte...
[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:07
[laughter]