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Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

He'd be up there, "I think, as Americans, -we try and try, so try, big trying."- "All...

He'd be up there, "I think, as Americans, -we try and try, so try, big trying."
-[laughter] "All trying." "I know this. I do." "But I know and I think if we can, we can, but we won't, but we will,
but maybe. But…" -[laughter]
-What?

Full Transcript

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He'd be up there, "I think, as Americans,
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-we try and try, so try, big trying." -[laughter]
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"All trying."
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"I know this. I do."
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"But I know and I think
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if we can, we can,
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but we won't, but we will, but maybe. But…"
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-[laughter] -What?
Duration
24 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:42:43
Uploaded
Mar 16, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Day Zero Productions,Bob Bain Productions,Mainstay Entertainment

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Movie Summary

In his third special show, comedian Trevor Noah talks learning German, speaking ill of the dead, judging people in horror movies, dealing with modern communication, and ordering Indian food in Scotland.
[cheers and applause] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:06
[cheers and applause]
That's why I laugh whenever I come to Canada and watch your news. - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:05
That's why I laugh whenever I come to Canada and watch ...
[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:16
[laughter]
Compared to American presidents? What? They're like, "He's scandalous." - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:18
Compared to American presidents? What? They're like, &q...
[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:11
[laughter]
[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:07
[laughter]
[laughter, applause] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:12
[laughter, applause]
He took off. He was wearing a suit. He left Canada. - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:05
He took off. He was wearing a suit. He left Canada.
Waving on the plane. "Goodbye. Goodbye, everybody. Goodbye." - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:08
Waving on the plane. "Goodbye. Goodbye, everybody. Good...
Doors opened, and he came out, and he was already half-Indian. - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:06
Doors opened, and he came out, and he was already half-India...
[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:05
[laughter]
But what was crazy - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:10
But what was crazy
Clearly, no one's telling him what's happening on the news in Canada, - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:06
Clearly, no one's telling him what's happening on ...
Like, "This is disrespectful! How can you do this, eh?" - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:07
Like, "This is disrespectful! How can you do this, eh?&...
My favorite was when he walked into a meeting with Indian dignitaries - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:06
My favorite was when he walked into a meeting with Indian di...
[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:12
[laughter]
-You were like, "What the hell is this?" -[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:36
-You were like, "What the hell is this?" -[laughte...
"The biggest scandal of all time." - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:13
"The biggest scandal of all time."
Tries too hard to show he's compassionate. Tries too hard, you know? - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:06
Tries too hard to show he's compassionate. Tries too ha...
Because I… I too have Trudeau'd. - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:05
Because I… I too have Trudeau'd.