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Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would

He'd open it, surprised, like,"Oh! Trevor!" Then I'd be like,"Papa, ich sprechen Deutsch!"...

He'd open it, surprised, like,
"Oh! Trevor!" Then I'd be like,
"Papa, ich sprechen Deutsch!" He was gonna be like,
"Huh? Ich liebe dich!" Be like… [celebratory singing] Was gonna be a whole thing.
I had it all planned out

Full Transcript

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He'd open it, surprised, like, "Oh! Trevor!"
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Then I'd be like, "Papa, ich sprechen Deutsch!"
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He was gonna be like, "Huh? Ich liebe dich!"
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Be like… [celebratory singing]
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Was gonna be a whole thing. I had it all planned out.
Duration
15 seconds
Views
49
Timestamp in Movie
00:03:56
Uploaded
Mar 16, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Day Zero Productions,Bob Bain Productions,Mainstay Entertainment

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Movie Summary

In his third special show, comedian Trevor Noah talks learning German, speaking ill of the dead, judging people in horror movies, dealing with modern communication, and ordering Indian food in Scotland.
[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:12
[laughter]
You know? I wanna speak it because most of my family speaks it on my dad's side. - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:07
You know? I wanna speak it because most of my family speaks ...
But I… - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:07
But I…
I was in Germany, - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:07
I was in Germany,
One day Rolf turns to me, like… - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:43
One day Rolf turns to me, like…
Everything is in German. We walk in, I was like, - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:33
Everything is in German. We walk in, I was like,
Like, "Guten Tag, kann ich dich helfen?" - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:22
Like, "Guten Tag, kann ich dich helfen?"
I'll never forget the look - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:06
I'll never forget the look
She was petrified. She stared at me and was like… - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:18
She was petrified. She stared at me and was like…
The way I inflect on certain words - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:07
The way I inflect on certain words
[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:07
[laughter]
[mimics laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:50
[mimics laughter]
"Schadenfreude." - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:07
"Schadenfreude."
It means "to take great joy in the pain and suffering of others." - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:16
It means "to take great joy in the pain and suffering o...
[laughter continues] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:08
[laughter continues]
To indulge in others' pain and suffering. Why would you… - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:13
To indulge in others' pain and suffering. Why would you...
And you're cruising along, everything's going well, - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:09
And you're cruising along, everything's going well...
[laughter] - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:06
[laughter]
Like… [giggles] "I made the right choices in life!" - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:09
Like… [giggles] "I made the right choices in life!"...
Schadenfreude is what happened when Black women - Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would 00:10
Schadenfreude is what happened when Black women